corrupt a wish

[anoamas321]

granted you turn into a puppy, and then get kicked out your home and end up living on the streets for the rest of your life


i wish i had infinite money

[Ray]

Granted, but you have all the money in little coins, let's say 10 cents.

I wish the weather was better.

[anoamas321]

granted, its gets so hot over 45 degrees C and you nearly die from the heat, and any air-conditioning you may have breaks

i wish i had a faster internet connection

[Ray]

Granted, but the only thing you've got access to is some kinky gay porn.

I wish I wasn't sick all the time.

[TheKomodo]

Granted, but because you are never sick, you must work 7 days a week/14 hours a day !

I wish I could feel the need to quit smoking...

[nino]

granted but u gonna get addicted on meth.

i wish i could suicide and keep alive.

[TheKomodo]

Wtf lol, umm, granted, but you have no bones in your body for rest of life, you are jelly boy ! all is relative !!!

I wish I could slap Shakira's ass !

[QuiK]

Granted, but after you slap her ass Shakira turns around, and you discover it is really Susan Boyle and she cradles you like a baby and takes you to her disgusted old antique of a house.

I wish toilet paper rolls were infinite so they never had to be changed.

[anoamas321]

granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!

i wish that i had the power to shape shift

[TheKomodo]

granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!

i wish that i had the power to shape shift

Granted, but you shapeshift into Doubletime, everytime...

I wish I didn't have to go to work right now...

[QuiK]

Granted, but instead of going to work you go to doubletime's house for a 5 course meal with him and his 5 brothers.

I wish I could juggle.

[avirex]

granted, juggle my balls in ya mouth!

i wish quik would juggle my balls!!

[Csongi]

granted,he would fail and crush ur balls,so u wouldn't be able to make any kid in ur whole life xDD (lol)

I wish i could own Chuck Norris xDDD

[QuiK]

Granted, but then you literally own Chuck Norris and he is your slave and you have to dress him in pleather ass-less chaps when the clock turns midnight.

I wish i could play guitar like eric clapton.

[Rok]

Granted, you'll play for Bee Gees, hehe.

I wish I could sing like Steve Marriott.