corrupt a wish

[anoamas321]

corrupt a wish is where one person make a wish then the next person grants the wish but corrupts it in some way e.g.

i start with i wish i could fly

the next person might say;
granted, you gain the ability to fly a plane, but you don't own one...

RULES
wishes should be fairly simple so they can be corrupted
use your imagination and have fun



i wish i could control the weather

[Rok]

Granted, but you're left without the ozone layer.

I wish I could own mablak in rr.

[avirex]

granted, but u only get one roper swing per turn! haha


i wish i could have a new vagina to sex per day.

[anoamas321]

granted but you get HIV and die and slow and painful death

i wish my computer would be fixed so i can play worms again...

[Ray]

Granted, but you can only play offline.

I wish I had unlimited amount of beer!

[avirex]

granted, but its beer`bor, not the beer ur talking! haha


i wish i had a subway grinder right now.... steak and cheese please.

[Ramone]

Steak and cheese U can order from home-delivery, but cause of mad cows U should skip!

I wish I was an alien.

[nino]

granted but predator would rape u hard anyway.

I wish i could get 1 year of vacation

[QuiK]

Granted but you end up vacationing in a country where people can actually speak english.

I wish all the fat people in america would leave.

[avirex]

granted, but you have to go with them, on your own private island with all the fatties! haha


i wish i had some extra inches to my dick

[darKz]

Granted, but now it's so big once you get an erection, you fall unconcious.

I wish WA 4.0 would be released!

[avirex]

granted, but i will f@#! u in the ass with my huge cock~ H@H@H!HH!HH!HHHAUHUSHUSH


lol.. man i laughed so hard while tytpingh that hahah astill luaghing haha typoz cuz laughing hahaah



i wish every single girl was attracted to me, and wanted to have sex at first site

[darKz]

Now I wish avi wouldn't ignore my post.

[nino]

Granted but you end up vacationing in a country where people can actually speak english.

I wish all the fat people in america would leave.

lol english is np for me xDDD


granted dark, but avi will laugh anyway with the dildo in da ass.

i wish i could sell 1 bull for the price of 2

[Ray]

Granted, but the same rule will apply on you every time you buy something: one for the price of two.

I wish I was a puppy.

i wish i had some extra inches to my dick

Granted, but it will grow inwards! (Just had to post this idea. XD)