THeDoGG, my advise is that do not try to make a function to generate unique description. Such things are not flexible and will cause even more trouble. For example:
1. What if you need to specifically change a description for whatever reason in the future?
2. What if you need to search within your nonsense description for whatever reason?
3. What if a description is really really crappy and you want to refresh it?
If it was me, I would create a totally random generating function and insert the output in the database. That way everything would be in my control.
Well, what you suggest is what I already done actually, generating description and writting them in the DB !
But now I have to do it again for new items ! Which is a pain, I need to get sure to not override existing ones. Maybe I should get better in SQL scripts skills tho
About the points you mentionned, I will not have to change a spefiic description!
Im treating millions of items, I can't take care of them individually.
And most of the result are actually giving "senseful" descriptions
Thats magic !
@Abnaxus:
Lets talk in french when we meet in #AG, gonna be easier
Btw its not PHP but Ruby !
@Impossible
Seems like a good function! But didnt find it for ruby