Windows 95
3.6.26.5 and below.
So, you can't...
-Play on Wormnet
-Look at Replays from most Leagues (Restricted to WO 2006 these days)
-See Cybershadow's updates
-Look at porn
-Use Wormkit Modules
-Kill Cows
-Play League Games
-Give a Shit
-Get on the Worst Shot Ever page (ever)
-Play different games (You can play the same match at times)
-Know how to stop
-Play Worms at a stadium
-Swing
-Not swing
-Minimize the game
-Let the game play itself
-Upgrade to Windows Vista and Up with the same version of the game
-Pick the complexity of your maps
-Rope
-Not hit things
-Use Rubberworm, Project X, Translation tools, etc.
-Track your hands
-Use Cyrillic
-Know where your hands are
-Live in the 21st century
-Have fun
-Watch YouTube while playing
-Play Worms Dodgeball
-Not being annoyed
-Change the game (Except the graphics)
-Like Golf
-[laughing] Drive(ing range)
-Use WA 4.0 in the future
-Have a listen to this
-Even know
-Try something different
-Not get a Seizure
-Horse Shoes
-Lose
-Horse Shit
-Not Crash
-Use my Gothic language
-Play 99.9% of surviving Replays
-Like this at all
-Play Darts
-Be anything but dumb, confusing, and weird.
-Drive(ing) (roping) fast
-Play Propertly
-Not get stupid bugs
-Say anything but "WHY WOULD ANYONE STAY WITH THIS?!"
-Not get bored
-Clean things
-Use modern weapons
-Use Full Wormage without reinventing the wheel
-Make(ing) burgers
-Randomly Select
-Not be a Dinosaur
-Not want to play Diner Dash
-Want to play Diner Dash
-Play with Bubba
Overall: NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY ANCIENT VERSIONS OF GAMES THAT ARE WAY WORSE THAN THE MODERN VERSION! WHAT'S THE POINT OF WINDOWS 95?!