If Chuck Norris presses F12, F12, space, his opponent surrenders.
Chuck Norris doesn't have crate luck; the crates know better than to mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes cows turn around.
Chuck Norris doesn't teleport, rope, bungee, jump or walk; the map moves to accomodate Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays, the F13 key is enabled; the roundhouse kick to the face.