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Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D

Started by Uber, December 11, 2010, 10:10 AM

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Uber

Me and nino and komo was bored this morning. I made some CHuck Norris jokes regarding worms! ;D
post more here if u have!!

-Chuck Norris once was gonna  play a bng vs Komo, Komo teled 2 the water.

-Chuck Norris once played elite vs Nino. Nino tried 2 skunk but the skunk kamikazed.

-Komo once roped vs Chuck Norris. He seeked comfort in the bng after that.

-Chuck Norris once took a look at a homing missile, Its now known as Patsys Magic Bullet

-Chuck Norris made Jesus plop.

-CHuck Norris once used prod, it took 345 damage.

-Chuck Norris can ropeknock in #partytime.

-Chuck Norris banned MonkeyIsland from TUS

-A guy once refused 2 host for Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris punished him. THat guy is now known as Hostingbuddy.


XDDD
  

-You think you are pretty smart, but is was not me, and you became dumb.   Phanton.    <3

MonkeyIsland

Due to massive misunderstandings: MonkeyIsland refers to an island not a monkey. I would be a monkey, if my name was IslandMonkey meaning a monkey who is or lives on an island. MonkeyIsland is an island which is related to monkeys. Also there's been a legend around saying MonkeyIsland is a game. So please, think of me as an island or a game.

Uber

Ye man i never saw that one! :p but its old! :) before i came back here! :p But i found none of these there anyways! :D
  

-You think you are pretty smart, but is was not me, and you became dumb.   Phanton.    <3

Csongi

good ones,but gotta love that last one xDDDDD
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

[avirex`mm] ill rape ur mother
[avirex`mm] twice in the same night
[avirex`mm] and she will ask for a third
[avirex`mm] cuz she's a whore

kins> Don't let girls ruins ur tus games :)


nino

You Are Losing Time Reading my Signature.

TheKomodo

Heh, I was gonna say about the MI one on Shoutbox earlier, dunno why I didn't tbh cuz it's funny xD

I wish Chuck Norris played WA lol.

Husk

that hostingbuddy one is very good hahhahahaha

rly i feel like death because of this hangover but i lmao'ed to that, thanks a bunch Martin <3

Uber

haha Markoo! <3

WEll i knew that u would like it, since u have humour! some guys here LACK it! xD

  

-You think you are pretty smart, but is was not me, and you became dumb.   Phanton.    <3

Rok

I heard Chuck Norris once left Uber speechless!  :o :P
chakkman> if rok was a girl i d marry the bitch lolz

Turko

chuck norris play wxw with a hysteria scheme lol
Asbest`FAW> after match I will complain to ffie 
MOD`Dmitry> ok i too 
TdC--Turko> and ill get a lawyer


Spoiler! View

TdC''Turko> When will you fix your pc?
TaG'G> Never
TaG'G> Or maybe next week

sock

#10
chuck norris beat zippo without hearing a single excuse

beer

Quote from: oldsock on December 11, 2010, 02:15 PM
chuck norris beat zippo without hearing a single excuse


fuking miss y boy

by the way, n1 ::)


drama queen iz back

Devilage



Smoking proud.

Cueshark

Chuck Norris beat all Mablak's rope race times........and then realised he was playing Worms Reloaded!