[NBRthewalrus] glhf
[NBRsaltyk9] ok first game of the day should be nice
[NBRthewalrus] remember zar?
[NBRthewalrus] me too
[NBRthewalrus] has there been any kradie sightings?
[NBRsaltyk9] not sure
[NBRsaltyk9] man why am i playing
[NBRsaltyk9] this is not my style
[NBRthewalrus] hes probably brooding somewhere
[NBRthewalrus] 5
[NBRsaltyk9] count it
[NBRthewalrus] hoo
[NBRthewalrus] so this girl for coffee
[NBRsaltyk9] vn
[NBRthewalrus] whats the relation
[TdC`lales] gj
[TdCxSenator] t
[NBRsaltyk9] just some girl i started dating
[NBRsaltyk9] been on a couple dates
[NBRthewalrus] give me some backround
[NBRthewalrus] or back sweat
[NBRthewalrus] as it were
[NBRsaltyk9] lol
[NBRsaltyk9] met her online
[NBRthewalrus] which site
[NBRsaltyk9] shes a nerd, loves video games, fully remote web developer
[NBRsaltyk9] okcupid
[NBRthewalrus] oh nice i like OKC, thats all i use, that and tinder
[NBRthewalrus] oh cool like you
[NBRsaltyk9] yeah
[NBRthewalrus] on all counts
[NBRthewalrus] whats her name
[NBRsaltyk9] skinnycutie69
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[TdC`lales] reral name !
[TdC`lales] real* ;D
[NBRthewalrus] should have expected that
[NBRsaltyk9] thats all u get
[NBRthewalrus] all of a sudden im waist deep in black girls these days
[NBRsaltyk9] oh really
[TdCxSenator] serena williams
[NBRthewalrus] i didnt so much as make out with one for like the last 5 years
[NBRthewalrus] ive banged 2 in the last week and im going out with another one tomorrow
[NBRsaltyk9] lol, you've got the fever
[NBRthewalrus] i think ive got jungle fever
[NBRthewalrus] ya lol
[TdCxSenator] eh
[NBRthewalrus] 1 is all tatted up, shes sexy as hell, but we look kinda funny together because she looks all edgy and there i am with my short shorts and buttonup with boat shoes lol
[NBRsaltyk9] hahahah
[NBRsaltyk9] prolly what she likes about u
[NBRthewalrus] yeah i think its hilarious
[NBRthewalrus] i keep telling her shes pretending, and that im more hood than she is
[NBRsaltyk9] true that
[NBRsaltyk9] sje
[NBRsaltyk9] she's all show
[NBRsaltyk9] facade
[NBRthewalrus] thats the one im currently addicted to
[NBRthewalrus] i could take or leave the rest
[NBRthewalrus] shes biracial and she acts pretty white
[NBRthewalrus] you know the type
[NBRsaltyk9] yes
[NBRsaltyk9] i like the type
[NBRthewalrus] me too
[NBRthewalrus] if they cannot annunciate i cannot abide
[NBRsaltyk9] they are usualyl beautiful
[NBRsaltyk9] especially iof they have light eyes
[NBRthewalrus] oh those rare biracial girls with like blue eyes
[NBRsaltyk9] yeah
[TdCxSenator] f@#!
[NBRthewalrus] unicorns
[NBRthewalrus] im chasing one right now on tinder
[NBRsaltyk9] yuck
[NBRthewalrus] i need to lasso it
[NBRthewalrus] she texted me, tell me something interesting about you
[NBRsaltyk9] girl i was infatuated with in college was 5'0 95lbs half black girl with blue eyes
[NBRthewalrus] and i cant think of anything cool right now
[NBRsaltyk9] and she had a deep raspy voice and was hilarious. dream girl
[NBRthewalrus] really
[NBRthewalrus] ms
[NBRthewalrus] ns
[TdC`lales] Say her that you are good with your "zook"
[NBRthewalrus] that works good until the inevitable 'wtf is a zook' followup
[NBRsaltyk9] whoa
[TdC`lales] damn FCKING other ENTER in f@#! positiosn
[TdC`lales] sadfgnskdg
[NBRsaltyk9] lmao
[NBRthewalrus] actually they would probably just assume it was a euphamism
[NBRsaltyk9] naturally
[NBRsaltyk9] isnt it tho
[TdC`lales] 2 nades 1 bazooka
[NBRthewalrus] death damage would have been wild there
[NBRsaltyk9] lol
[TdC`lales] nt
[NBRthewalrus] that hide
[NBRsaltyk9] royal
[NBRsaltyk9] garbage
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[TdCxSenator] what was that
[NBRthewalrus] kik
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[NBRsaltyk9] n1
[NBRthewalrus] gg
[TdC`lales] same as I wanted
[TdC`lales] gg
[NBRsaltyk9] look at the ez cr8s they get
[NBRsaltyk9] ;PPP
[TdC`lales] phew u not loosing ;p
[TdC`lales] karma
[NBRsaltyk9] haha
[NBRsaltyk9] dm got dis
[TdC`lales] xD
[NBRthewalrus] still 1 shot
[NBRsaltyk9] moms spaghetti
[NBRthewalrus] mount up bubble boy
[TdCxSenator] gg
[TdC`lales] 46
[TdC`lales] things happens
[TdCxSenator] believe
[TdCxSenator] no
[NBRsaltyk9] gg
[NBR`danceman] gg
[TdC`lales] 48 ;)
[NBRthewalrus] gg
[NBR`danceman] cya