Do you guys remember the song called Brown Girl in The Ring from Boney M.? Well here's the lyrics that got in my mind by these two games:
I AM PATHETIC, SALALALALA
LOSING ROPER AND EVERYTHING, SAAALALALALALA
I AM SUCH A CRAP, SALALALALA
I HAVE NO LIFE AND NO FRIENDS, SAAALALALALALA
More to come, probably.
Just watch the final move, hilarious.