I just dealt 12 hp and I absolutely didn't want to cow as I just forgot to set the nade in 3 seconds. You wanted me to hit myself knowing that dealing that amount of hp is too hard and I may deal more damage to my worm than I did to one of your team. In my opinion, that's not fair and I offered you to make my worm die the moment it had 12 hp or less, which is the fairest thing to do and in my experience every wormer with common sense and fair play would do. In despite of your partner agreeing with my proposal, you seem to completely not stand losing against such a clan like bb and hate the fact you didn't earn the points that you'd easily collect.
Nevertheless, that cow didn't have ANY effect in the course of the game and I beat you with a considerable advantage of 94hp.

As I see, your request lacks of good arguments and just prove my point of how hurted you are losing versus a poor or average clan like bb.

PS: Your report was simply hilarious.