How to actually create drama:

> Find a topic that most people doesn't have similar opinions.
> Express yoır opinions. If there are people who has the opposite opinion, tell them why they are wrong and you're right.
> Make sure to ridicule opposing side and slightly put some insults on your reply.
> Quote single sentences out of whole text and give them different meaning.
> Even if opposing side makes minor statements you agree in whole text, don't say so. There are no grey areas.
> Criticize opposing side for something irrelevant about topic to piss them off.
> If someone says it's useless argue about the topic you've been discussing, tell him/her that he/she is a characterless no-brainer moron that doesn't have opinion about anything and he/she will never accomplish anything in life.
> Sit down and watch the world burn.
> f@#! bitchez.

Quote from: philie on May 16, 2016, 02:48 PM

Quote from: Komito on May 15, 2016, 07:41 PM
Peja & Philie should just get married already and adopt/train the ultimate noob WA player.

dennis 

Cum on someone's face

Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green or Pokemon Sapphire/Ruby?

I would love to see wmd here supported so we can gather more players but I don't think WMD will be good enough to be implementable, both replays and game physics.

I hate when you're playing a rope scheme and what a coincidence that a f@#!in fly decides to come inside your room from the open window and starts f@#!ing around next to your ears.

Some of them serious, some of them joke, and few of them it's both. So here we go


AMD > Nvidia

Android > iPhone > Windows Phone. Also Nexus > All other Androids.

Black celebrities who protested Oscar are untalented idiots didn't realize they don't get Oscar not because their race but they didn't come up with anything good.

Eurovision is bullshit.

Facebook is useless beside messaging and fapping to your female friends' pic.

HTC Vive > Oculus Rift

Lost finale episode wasn't bad.

Mark Hamill is a better Joker than Heath Ledger.

Quake series > Unreal Tournament series

Obama is Reptilian.

PC > Console. People who choose console over PC are uneducated morons.

People who solely does freestyle on a WxW game are retards who doesn't know difference between wxw and warmer.

Steelseries 6gv2 > Logitech K740

Triad > Chuck Norris

Tupac is alive, OJ Simpson is innocent.

Turkish cuisine is the best cuisine in the world.

UC won 2015 WO cuz it's the most skilled clan.

Using Steam is the best way for PC Gaming.

And of course. the most popular one around here.. Armenian Genocide is a lie.

Bush did 9/11.

To avoid noob bashing, just put a rule like "If someone abuses system by other ways that are not mentioned in rules, admin has right to deal with the problem manually."

Mammoth cuz tusk ne1?

Döner vs Schnitzel

I am okay with both earlier and not.

If you meant what you said and if I understand them right, I suggest you to visit a psychiatrist. You might have a mental disorder inducing hallucinations that  changes your perceptions. Mental disorders are more common than you think in society. You'll have proof that what you saw real or not.

Not sure if troll, bad English or paranoid schizophrenia

A moment of silence for our fallen key. May she always be remembered with pleasant memories.

Rock

1) Eat anything as much as you want but never gain weight
Or
2) You never get hungry but you'll be able to eat very less (for taste n pleasure) and you'll vomit if you even if you eat a little much

Lagnan.

By pushing a button, you'll find cure to all diseases but 1000 random innocent kid will die. Greater good or save the kids' life?