does anyone know when it going to come out

bionic arm

playstaition 3 or xbox 360

granted, but some idiot comes and unrolls it forever and covers the world in toilet paper!

i wish that i had the power to shape shift

ugly face and nice body

mcdonalds or burger king

granted, its gets so hot over 45 degrees C and you nearly die from the heat, and any air-conditioning you may have breaks

i wish i had a faster internet connection

granted you turn into a puppy, and then get kicked out your home and end up living on the streets for the rest of your life


i wish i had infinite money

granted but you get HIV and die and slow and painful death

i wish my computer would be fixed so i can play worms again...

corrupt a wish is where one person make a wish then the next person grants the wish but corrupts it in some way e.g.

i start with i wish i could fly

the next person might say;
granted, you gain the ability to fly a plane, but you don't own one...

RULES
wishes should be fairly simple so they can be corrupted
use your imagination and have fun



i wish i could control the weather

doggy style

intermediate or elite

vodka!

windows or linix

i would but im no good at making maps

ok thanks for advice, I like making scheme even if they don't work out, I will try and be more creative in the future

I've just created a new scheme, high explosive; https://www.tus-wa.com/schemes/scheme-298/

this is designed to be fun, but can still be quite tactical with the use of all the explosive weapons positioning of worms is vital since there are few movement tools

please test and give me feed back i think this could make a fun scheme.

ok, this cup is on, since there are just a few players, ive set just a week deadline for the group stages, people in my group PM me or msn on pspeasegood@hotmail.co.uk to arrange my game.

i'm hosting a 'all rounders' cup https://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-71/ this is run on a scheme that is based on intermediate, but is played over a number of rounds where most weapons are limited and anti-stockpiling is in affect this means that players be able to use all weapons and also plan ahead so that they don't run out of weapons.