Taner had a higher rank than ArtectheFox. Can you please replace Artec with Taner in the knockouts? Thank you, I hope for your opinion on this topic... :< https://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-738/

Since TEL is dead, we have a hole in the leagues. Why not bring back HAL for season 5 to fill the gap? That way, not only me, but XrayeZ, Chelasea, and all other players of HAL will celebrate... :<

That's what I get for not having enough time. Just AFKing and being called a noob. :<

Delete this post, it's useless

Hail "Sargon" iMacG5,

I want  to talk to you for a second. And it's not another rant on taner. It's a topic about what obsolete words you want back. Just put a word you want back, and use it in a sentence. I, personally, want back "lunting." In a sentence, it would work like this: "I go lunting for taner every day."

This is gonna be a success

And remember

Use these words!

Opponent lost synchronization at the end.

There's a new foe in town, and he's not taner. TUS-is-dead is on wormnet right now. He claims that TUS is dead, even acknoledging that our database was down. But still! TUS ISN'T DEAD! He even called me by the lame name of "Jason Gunning," despite the fact that I'm usually anonymous. You should track him down...

In case you don't know yet, I'm currently warring with taner. He's been annoying me for the past time. That's why I created this satirical news site called the Taner News Network, or TNN, for short. It's about taner's made-up feats, made up to parody what taner has done here. You can visit it here: http://tanernews.blogspot.com/

Oh man your gonna get banned...

Taner is bad. Why? Well, the short answer is that he's a whiny spoiled brat. The long answer? We'll go over it now...
Why he should be bannedTo start, he insults other members. He swears...

Quote from: tanerf@#! no.

...thinks that his crappy cups shouldn't be rejected when they really should...

Quote from: tanerhttps://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-688/

WHY WAS MY CUP REJECTED? I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HOST A CUP ACCORDING TO MY OWN INTERESTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT ,THAT DOESNT MEAN OTHERS WONT.

...and even threatens other members in a case even worse than Asbest's insults!

Quote from: taner
I AM YOUR KING.SHOW SOME RESPECT BEFORE I CHOP YOUR SCROTUM OFF.

Taner, you're not Asbest's king. You're not my king. You're not MonkeyIsland's king. You're not even avirex's king! You're just a no-good dodo-headed noob who does things that make Asbest look like the nicest person in the Xenoverse. You troll other people, calling their ideas "bullshit"...

Quote from: taner
THATS BULLSHIT.WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL SKILLS/EDUCATION DO I NEED IN ORDER TO CREATE A CUP GAME?

...and made the worst post on any forum EVER!

Quote from: tanerALL HAIL THE KING. AS WALRUS SAID THERE ARE DICKHEADS THAT LIKE ME THEREFOR I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CREATE A TOURNAMENT FOR ALL THE DICKHEADS AND NON-DICKHEADS.LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING... WHERE WOULD THE WORLD GO IF WE ALL WERE THE SAME ...FAT,DEPRESSED AND HATEFUL? (NOTHING PERSONAL DARKONE)

You call people fat and ignorant for no reason.

Quote from: tanerALL HAIL .YOUR KING IS HERE.WHY WAS MY CUP REJECTED AND WHY ARE FAT PEOPLE SO TOUCHY AND IGNORANT.
OVER AND OUT

You anger many people like me!

Quote from: imacg5
OP is a noob. KILL HIM! KILL HIM WITH FIRE! KILL HIM SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!

So, if you don't like your ban that's coming very soon, make an apology. by Halloween 2015 or else you'll be banned forever.
To the admins: If Taner doesn't get his act together and apologize by October 31, 2015, you should ban him for life. You can also unban Asbest, as he changed his ways, and he never did these stupid things Taner has done, or at least, he no longer does them.
Anyways, updates will be posted as I send the news to everyone. Beware, taner...

Asbest has been very naughty to the Worms: Armageddon community. Since that's true, why not tell him to go to Hedgewars? It's much better for his crappy PC and I predict that he'll behave much better there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFcxf8KAjg
(In case you don't want to watch: there are 1300 new gTLDs coming to town.)
Tell me your favorite of these new gTLDs.

I ported the scheme to hostingbuddy, with minor changes. The scheme's ID is 4716.

"Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki" is a webcomic about a magical girl fanboy who is transformed into a valkyrie by a magical DVD sent by the Norse gods. You can check it out at http://montrose.is/sgvy

HAL Season 5 will help TUS become the ULTIMATE site for Worms: Armageddon!

I set up the site for Aardvark Wars! It's a forum. Notice that it looks boring? Join the team as a graphical developer, and you'll be developing the graphics of the game AND the site! There also is no code! No code, no game! We can't just use a game engine! We, indeed, need an original engine! We can still use middleware, but please! Do NOT use a game engine! There's not even sound! Sound is required for a game to be good! Sound developers will create the sound AND the music! Finally, we need a scheme file type! We want this game to be cross-compatible with Worms: Armageddon! Scheme developers will develop the scheme file type to make it compatible with Worms: Armageddon, and create the schemes that come with the game!
You might also notice that we have 6 boards! You can go to ANY one of them! Just click the links, start a thread, and BOOM! You have your new topic!
Anyways, let's end this! Click the link to register an account, then join the developers NOW!
http://aardvarkwars.boards.net/

These are classic Youtube Poops!

Aardvark Wars would basically be an artillery game, similar to what Worms: Unlimited would be like. This is its theme song.

This is to prevent me from PAYING to make my voice seem like a teen girl's

This is not AOL, or anything, but it will get at least some people to start playing. There are only a few limits, which I'll list right now.

• Only 4 teams
• Can't access missions beyond "Big Shot"
• Forced level one weapons online, even if all the weapons in the scheme are level 5
• No access to deathmatch
• Can't play custom schemes
• Can only play default and randomly generated maps
• Can't use custom soundbanks
• Won't save replays automatically (to prevent lily-livered players from showing their skills before the main event)l
• No support for Wormkit extensions
• Can only host Retro and Classic
• Can't play deathmatch
• Slow worms
• Can't use a name online (Instead, you will be "Boggy A)
• Playing replays will give an error instead
• Maximum resolution is 1024x768
• Color bug (Intentional, as it helps people tell people with the full version from noobs that record the demo)
• No fanfares
• Can't save schemes
• Only 18 worms in the same game.

Nonetheless, it will be a great demo for those who just want to start playing the game. It will also be available in many stores. Why not start in Ossett and spread like "cancer" to the world? It will help them get a taste of Worms. And you could put an in-game purchase, so that when they're ready to pay, they can just open their Worms.