Quote from: van on May 20, 2014, 11:19 AM
There's lots of money to be made here and everything's cheap, relatively.

Not sure where you live. Cheap for who? Even tourists complain about prices in here. And average polak has to work like nuts for a shitty pay compared to western eu, unless you have like xx years of experience and a decent job, then you will be paid like the bottom of what western people get from day 1. Good luck traveling around the 1st world countries while working here, cant say that about western people. You know whats significantly cheaper in here? Potatoes. Then theres health care, revenue and other national things like this at the level of potato. Potato country. But yeah, if your needs are not next level, you can live here thats no problem.

To sum up: Average pay for a polak just after uni 450-600 € in poland; 4x that in the west. Prices are similar.

Cant say a bad word about the dirt, Poland is much cleaner than some of the G7 countries in EU.

Until it might happen we will have nice and smooth rules coded into the game already in 4.0

Ya i dont see a big deal in mini bng, just there should be some border you cant cross, at least 2 long girders and sticking to your half of the map. 2 worms standing on 2 sides of the tree feels silly in a league bng.

Quote from: avirex on May 15, 2014, 10:37 PM
"(...) you autistic"

No, calling someone authistic is not an insult and i corrected myself in post #4. Saying you are dickhead is an insult, though.

https://twitter.com/DFkinLopes/status/464545163021680640/photo/1/large

You have balls to repeat how i fail to find the bng rules, previously linking to a scheme that is not even marked as classic league scheme. Look, this one is official, and thats the one under leagues/scheme rules. Now go back to porn making, cock pics, jail or whatever, you dont need brains for that.

Well, who am i kidding, avirex autistic? That would put you on top in some cases, you are just a moron. But once we are there, tell me, wheres the rule for first turn placement? On a map like this, its more like trolling to put yourself in a hide close to the middle and calling your opponent for being distant less than 1/3 of the map in a 2v2.

If you are going to outsmart me and still fail to realize the obvious, imagine 1v1 with the half of the map distance "official rule", first turn gets the middle and second turn gets the latest bit of the terrain coz tactics, thats the most basic example i could give you, game is hard.

If anything, first turn should be granted less options, not more. Check Hearthstone.

Quote from: avirex on May 14, 2014, 04:41 PM
you fail to find any??? i clicked my mouse twice, and found it...

once on schemes, find bng scheme between all these bng schemes submitted on 8 pages, in the list of schemes... and here what i found https://www.tus-wa.com/schemes/scheme-1/

Dude you are too smart for me.

What i did was once on leagues, once on basic information, once on scheme rules... maybe its just autistic people perceive world a bit differently... i go bitch somewhere else

Distance was fine, if anything avi should be banned on google for teleporting in the middle of the map first and then whining at the enemy team for being too close, like if there was any other option rofl. Other than that, obviously map is shitty and -Forest.

Does bng scheme even have any rules on tus? I fail to find any. Anyway, when it comes to distance, 2v2 should be treatened differently than 1v1. But then i dont think there ever was any proper rule for first turn placement other than common sense and "teleport on your half".

Yah but flying this sheep at exposed 3hp worm, all that in a short range was the easy part xd Launching this sheep though could very likely get more tricky

I bet he considered that it may as well end up in a draw. He was controlling ss at the time worm fell on the mine, then theres also mine activation counter that worked for him. A clever move though, thats no doubt.

Why risky, at worst it could be a draw, so better than insta-lose next turn. Unless he was fast enough to get to the second worm and bat him or something.

To sum up: Be active once you seek to join ea, quit worms after they accept you.

Quote from: MonkeyIsland on May 07, 2014, 03:18 PM
Like the same way we know you are not a shirt?

Im a crocodile, sir

Quote from: MonkeyIsland on May 07, 2014, 12:02 PM
I use MonkeyIsland only for worms.

Because everyone in here knows you are not a monkey?

Casso - a true Hysteria lover
DubC - a true Warmer lover
HHC - a true T17 lover
Joschi - a true Intermediate lover
Mablak - a true Intermediate lover
NAiL - a true rr lover
NinjaCamel - a true bungee lover rofl
barman - a true rope lover
chuvash - a true Intermediate lover

Most of them inactive. Cant speak of anyone else And not that its my concern or something, its just you seem to bind to someone things like the person should play other schemes instead as he prefers them, yet ea's concept seems to be open to elite enthusiasts that like challenges and are taking it seriously/maturely.  Just say already you dont like someone for other reasons instead "you are a true lover of other scheme" coz its ridonculous