I can't be bothered spending another 5-10 minutes setting up and preparing quotes so will just answer with numbers relative to what you posted:
1. I, personally, don't think the game is gay as f**k, because one, it doesn't make you a homosexual to play a game, and I think it's pretty awesome!
I just said this to point out sometimes it just comes down to opinion.
2. Personally, i've never ever cared much for graphics settings, i'll optimize it to the best the game allows, and i'm happy enough.
I am more interested in artstyle, scenery, character design etc.
This is really just opinion, the graphics in MHW are clearly more impressive than Worms Armageddon, yet we love that.
3. You keep saying "limited", why is that such a bad thing?
I don't agree with anything you've said here, I feel the opposite, and know plenty people on Facebook groups who feel the opposite way from you as well.
So yeah, again, opinion.
4. In life, people do things they enjoy, more often than things they don't enjoy.
Who cares if some weapons are used more than the others? Get over it already!
I know players who use every weapon in the game, I know players who use only 1/2 weapons.
I don't directly intend to sound offensive, but you are obviously not as good at games as you think you are.
Just because your timing isn't good enough NOT to miss, doesn't mean nobody else can do it.
Go watch some YouTube videos of Masters of the series, and I mean players who have put in 10,000+ hours plus of Monster Hunter games.
Sorry, but you just aren't good enough yet, spend hundreds, or thousands of hours practising, then come back to me with this opinion.
5. One mans treasure is another mans trash.
It's only punitive if you don't enjoy it, that is so obvious I shouldn't even have to say that to you...
Timing and memorizing patterns/routine, is crucial in this game.
You obviously just don't enjoy this style of gaming, that doesn't make the game bad just because it doesn't suit all your personal requirements.
6. I've never had a problem making money in any Monster Hunter game.
People who have a job, work 8+ hours a day, 5+ days a week, to make a measly amount of money, just enough to survive.
Let me share a few of my favourite George Carlin quotes with you here:
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
"Hard work is a misleading term, physical effort & long hours do not constitude hard work, hard work is when someone pays you to do something you'd rather not be doing, anytime you'd rather be doing something other than the thing you're doing, you're doing hard work."
This is also aimed at your #5 "punitive" comments.
7. I've never felt under geared in any Monster Hunter game unless I joined a hunt with a much higher rank than i'm supposed to.
It seems to me you were so fed up with the game in general, you couldn't wait to finish it.
Most people I know who love this game, take their time, explore everything, collect everything, so they are carefully stockpiling supplies and gear.
If you try and rush through a game that's designed like this, you WILL feel the way you do.
They love preparing for the next level up, they make sure they have everything they need first, it's part of the fun for them...
So yeah, the fact you say you have completed the game and your interest has declined, doesn't surprise me.
8. Ok, what you done wrong here is state "the combat is extremely boring" as aif that's a fact that everyone on the planet should agree with, whereas you should have said "I think the combat is extremely boring".
If you find it boring, the people who find it fun, don't care lol.
If you wanna play other games that suit your interests, that isn't a crime

9. The storyline of Worms Armageddon can be summed up in 1 sentence, we still love the game!
I don't mean to sound offensive right now, but I bet many people would find the storyline of Monster Hunter world, more fascinating than your entire life story, as they would mine, or many other people.
You can't force someone to genuinely enjoy something, don't even try, not even with yourself!
10. I honestly don't see that as a problem really.
Afaik in previous Monster Hunter games, all players must choose to skip the cutscene in order for it to be skipped, I think this is perfectly fair.
If, everyone has already saw the cutscene, or want to skip it, but can't, then yes, that is a problem and should be addressed with the developers.
11. Again, I refer you to my George Carlin quotes earlier in the post.
I don't see you as a gaming nerd, as much as I see you as a gaming critic.
Even I realize, my opinion about the gaming industry today, that it sucks, is just an opinion, and doesn't relate to everyone else in the world.
DLC, microtransactions, P2W etc, are all lame to me, but other people enjoy that, and if other people are happy doing it, why the f**k should I let that bother me? I can easily just do something else or play games I do enjoy lol.
And yes, it most certainly is relative to the game, because playing a game, even online, is still part of your life, it's still part of the universe and time and matter.
Don't be so naive.
12. I don't care if you like the game or not.
What I do care about, is people passing off opinions as facts, which is exactly what you are doing. The words you are using, and the way you are using them are the reason I am here opposing you.
Think about that?
I love Monster Hunter, why would I be upset about someone not enjoying it? That doesn't affect my passion for it.
Besides, you came on here insulting the game to begin with, lashing out on things YOU personally don't enjoy, am I not allowed to do the same thing, but with an opposite experience and opinion of what is good/bad?
People like us, debating like this, help other people to make decisions about buying a product, that's a good thing, not a bad thing!
I actually have to thank you because without your knowledge and review of some bugs/connection issues, I would have bought this game, and been angry about the some of the issues, so you saved me some money at this moment that I was able to use on something else, I actually chose to spent the £50 I saved on this game, to visit a nice girl, so thanks

13. Wow.... Sometimes you should take a step back and think...
How do you think all that information about Monster Hunter got online in the 1st place?
The answer would be, people who actually love the game who spent countless hours experimenting and testing, discovering everything that was possible in the game.
These are the kind of intelligent, passionate, and disciplined people I enjoy associating myself with in life.
These are like the scientists of the gaming world, the people who get sh*t done!
14. Yeah fair enough, we get the point, your time is valuable, same goes for everyone else too.
Spend your time doing things you enjoy, I don't blame you

You just need to try harder to find games you enjoy, it's not a crime to be picky about the things you want in life, I actually admire that about you.
15. First off, that's pretty f**king bad of you to say "Jew you", I know some jewish people, including members of this community, and they are pretty nice guys! Using that term as if being a Jew is stereotyping in a racist way, and if you act like this again, I will use my powers as a moderator of this forum to clean your post up, if you do it again after that, i'll delete your entire post.
I have a very open sense of humour, but keep sh*t like that private please.
To be honest mate, the AI in Worms is pretty retarded as well, surely you've played a BnG against CPU-5?
You are comparing a game that focuses on PvP, against one that focuses on PvE.
Without the ability to play against other people on WA, i'd never have found it anywhere near as interesting.
If MH was focused on PvP, I wouldn't enjoy it anywhere near as much.
WA is my favourite PvP game of all time, MH, WoW and Zelda are my favourite PvE games of all time.
I don't have the same struggles as you when playing MH games, I usually always know what I am doing, if I ever get stuck, I keep at it, trying different sh*t until I figure it out, that's part of the fun for me, obviously this isn't something you enjoy doing in life, that isn't a game flaw or anything though...
Please explain to me the reward for persevering in Worms, other than winning $10 or something in one of Kinslayers Tournaments lol.
There are also speedruns and world records for Monster Hunter, I would imagine if you love the game enough to participate in that stuff, and managed to break a world record, that would feel pretty f**king rewarding and have tons of groupies desperate to spawn your child!
16. If every monster runs away at a certain point every time, and you have to chase it down, doesn't that tell you that's the way it's supposed to be lol?
This quote is pretty f**king stupid:
QuoteSure, in real life some animals might run away when injured, but others will fight to the death and not even think of running away.
Q: You know what happens if you don't run away from a superior being that wants you dead and you are completely overpowered?
A: You die.
The monster runs away, to try and sleep/heal, then it'll try to fight you again.
Also, many species in real life, don't even understand the concept of death, they can tolerate an incredible amount of pain just because of that fact.
You are actually some methods you can use to prevent monsters from running away, but honestly, go figure that out yourself.
As for this:
QuoteAt first I thought it was kinda cool but as with many aspects of MHW, it quickly lost its novelty.
I've felt this way about many games/films, it's ok man, it's part of being human, trial and error.
The best thing you can do, is do more research into a game and find ways to access games in a way that helps you realize if you will enjoy it or not.