(To enhance the reading, play the song below)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... or whatever the hell your pronouns are
WE'RE GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF THE COLLABORATION BETWEEN TWO OF THE ILLEST VILLAINS EVER EXISTED ON WORMNET'S SURFACE, JOINING THE REALMS OF THE ULTIMATE SITE OF TOXICITY AND SPREADING CHAOS AMONGST THE VIRGINS AROUND THERE TO THE SOUND OF N-WORDS. IT'S TIME YOU GROUP UP, GROW SOME PAIR OF BALLS AND START PLAYING SOME CLANNERS BEFORE THE EVIL MENACES TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ARE YOU READY???
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING... I ALREADY HAVE SOME ANSWERS FOR YOU
Q: But Sbaffo, i can't play some of the Allround schemes!
A: You're a pussy
Q: But Sbaffo, i have a clan, but only 1 out of 5999 of my clanmates are online, and i don’t feel safe to play without all of them, what can i do?
A: You're a pussy
Q: But Sbaffo, i'm here just to post walls of texts!
A: You're a pussy
Q: But Sbaffo, i would love to play clanners but i can't leave my dead clan to make a new one because it has its own history and i'm really bonded with it!
A: Guess what, you're still a pussy
Q: But Sbaffo, i wanna play t17 island till i get dementia and forget how my dick works!
A: You're a pussy, and your mom's a hoe
Q: I like your attitude, can i join you?
A: No, this clan will be exclusively me and my partner wally, make your own god damn clan, it takes only 2 person to make it. Did i tell you that you're a pussy yet?
ARE YOU MAD? DON'T CARE, WE ARE VILLAINS!!! WE ONLY SPEAK CLANNER LANGUAGE, SEE YOU IN AG.
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