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[avirex]

   ok, now that we are all adults here...


so, its been an ongoing joke with my girlfriend and i, that she finds cowboys very sexy.... all the time when she sees a cowboy on TV she talks about how sexy they are and shit like that..
     and i always tell her how i think asian girls are sexy... so i told her, lets make a deal.. if she ever runs into a cowboy when she is out, and the cowboy flirts with her, she has permission to have sex with him, and if i ever run into an asian i have permission to have sex with her! hahuahu she said thats not fair, because i have more of a chance to find an asian then she does  a cowboy, i told her its not true...
    if u notice, anytime u seen an asian, she is always coupled up with her little asian friend, or boyfriend.. u never actually see one alone/single! lol


anyway, thats besides the point.. thats kinda  sub-story, to my story...
    so i get a text today from her, saying.. "im leaving my cowboy hat on the kitchen table, come over in your tightest jeans, and a cowboy shirt, ill be waiting upstairs!" (she was a cowgirl for halloween, thats why she has a cowboy hat! hahaha) so i sent a text back, asking if not only will she ride this cowboy like a pony.. but if i agree to shave my face/balls, will she suck my dick.. cuz i been not grooming myself, cuz like SPW said, i should not go into jail with shavin balls!! HAHAH.. and not been shaving my face, cuz i wanna look like a tough grizly motha f@#!a when i go to jail! haha

so anyway, ill be going to her house in a flannel shirt, cowboy hat, and stuff... hmmm wish i had some cowboy boots.. but f@#! it, those clothes will not remain on me for long huahuaha.

oh, heres a recent picture of me, (this is not the cowboy hat) just some silly hat i put on on halloween night. i was pretty well drunk, and on some drugs... just in case u could not see it in my eyes!! huahauha but yah.. im a big grizzly mofo with this beard... not quite as nice as anubis's tho.

but hauhauha i am totally f@#!ed up in this pic tho.. so funny!!

k, im going to play one TEL, or just elite funner b4 i go though.. see ya bitches.. <3

[Dub-c]

Where does your girlfriend live? Maybe I will fullfill her fantasy for her   A real f@#!ing cowboy

[avirex]

wait, r u the same real cowboy that loved rap music back when i met u on w2? bauhauahauhauha!!! lol k.. just playe dub in my elite match.. now its time to go!! fairwell 18+ people!

[nino]

iam not a cowboy really but more a bull man with a huge dick, interested?  huahuaa

nice pic avi..iam using bearb for like 2 years already not as anubis cos i have social life but bearb ftw.

[NAiL]

Where does your girlfriend live? Maybe I will fullfill her fantasy for her   A real f@#!ing cowboy

I respect you, I was at the calgary stampede a couple of years ago, you're hardcore m8

[Dub-c]

You really went there? Thats awesome!!

[NAiL]

yeh a family friend was doing the sheep dog trials there, he did quite well and its pretty exciting once you get the drift of it! I saw those pics of you doing the rodeo thing, that shits fcuking crazy man, gotta have big balls to do that stuff, is that where you had your accident?

[Kaleu]

I'm under age   
D: 

[Dub-c]

Nah I was in a car accident. But I've gotten enough injuries from bullriding

yeh a family friend was doing the sheep dog trials there, he did quite well and its pretty exciting once you get the drift of it! I saw those pics of you doing the rodeo thing, that shits fcuking crazy man, gotta have big balls to do that stuff, is that where you had your accident?

[Camper]

I can see Husk on the pic  ;p~

[Husk]

lolcat

[HHC]

Hmm.. now that you're dressed like a cowboy, can't she pretend to be asian?

Like, she's there on the bed.. with her fingers making her eyes wider as to make her look like an asian chick and with an enema up her butt. And then you enter the room with your cowboy outfit and proceed to 'milk' her.. Lolz.

Would make a nice porn movie too. You could even start a brand new subgenre called 'anal spaghetti'-westerns or something like that.


Believe it or not, before I went on the internet I was a perfectly normal kid.  

[Maciej]

weee i thought that your girlfriend got the real cowboy, and you dumped her show us better your girlfriend!

[Abnaxus]

Believe it or not, before I went on the internet I was a perfectly normal kid.  

Haha. 

[Husk]

we all were (: