yeah, i dont think i have said what i have done... only people that i think i have told is chicken, and devilage...
i guess i can tell the story real fast, everyone knows im going to jail, might as well know why...
i have been arrested 3 times in 2010.
number1) about mid january, cold as a witches tit, im walking fairly far from home calling people for a ride, my cell phone dies.. but i had my cell phone charger... so i go inside a hotel, and ask the clerk if i can either plug my phone in long enough to make a call, use the phone there, or whatever.. i told her i just need to call for a ride, im a bit stranded... that black n@#!!! bitch told me no, and if im not a resident in the hotel i need to leave.. so i called her a c@#!.. and started to walk out.. she told me she will call the police, i told her.. f@#! off c@#!, call the cops.... and i walked... the cops came and grabbed me, they asked me where im coming from, i told them i was at the hotel.. and the arrested me, come to find out.. she told the cops i was throwing rocks at the window, as well as calling her names... so they gave me breach of peace, disorderly conduct, and interfearing with police (not idea where the interfearing came from, bastards) ---oh yah, dont feel like re-reading this, but i was drunk in this situation..
number2) me and a friend were at the bar, we split a piture of beer between the two of us, so you know damn well i was not drunk... and on the way out of there it was a pretty horrible snow storm... i believe this was at the very end of january, or start of feb. not sure... but anyway i went to take a right hand turn, and i slid into another car that was at the red light... T-boned her... and i took off, i knew i was not drunk personally, but a breath-alyzer would have labeled my drunk...some1 got my license plate, and i was called up, and told to turn my self in the next day... the police officer told meshe responded to like twenty something accidents that night, but i was the only one who left the scene... also, there were childen in the car, and i feel very bad about this, i scared the shit out of them.. but thankfully no1 was injured... my charge in this case was evading responsibility
number3) 4th of July my friend threw a beer bottle at this one guy, at a party... my other friend went after him (because it was his uncle that got hit) so now i turn around and see 2 of my friends fighting(i did not even know the beer bottle was thrown)... i go to try and break it up, and the guy who got hit, tackled me from behind... i was pretty drunk... and i rolled over ontop of him and beat the shit out of him, i blacked out while on top of him.. i just kept swinging... broke his nose and shit... my charge here was disorderly conduct, breach of peace, and assault 3rd...
they wanted me to serve 18 months, but my lawyer got it dropped to 60 days, and a 1 year suspended sentence... meaning, i will get out after 60 days on probation, and if i f@#! up again, i will be serving 1 year, no questions asked... so i better be on my best behaviour when i get out...
but yeah, thats the story.. i made some mistakes, and each incident was a result of drinking, so i can only blame myself, and i do feel bad about this children being in that car that i hit.. but i dont believe i deserve to go to jail... but cant fight the funk!! im going tuesday!