Finally it's time for this community to make something constructive!
I've been thinking about making a set of interviews with most popular TUS members for a long time, but it would be better and more creative if such an awesome community would do it. We should definetely do it for history... But I don't want to see questions like "what is your ***k size and sex positions preferneces". Just some WA related stuff about which people usually ask. People can suggest persons and questions there, but most obvious ones are MI, Mablak, Komo maybe haha
Great idea. Let the interview commence, Statico.
What is your real name and age, for the record?
Keep your cat, or trade it for Mablak-like roping ability?
How did you know to come to the best, most influential, and formerly #1 worms community with this idea? (Hint: FoS gets shit done)
Assuming neither uses a macro, more likely to win in a roperace, Boris Yeltsin or Josef Stalin? Better fingerroller of the two?
Russia is overrun with zombies in a hypothetical post-apocalyptic scenario. Where are you going and why?
Better military minds, Kim Jong Un & Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Bartosz & Jeff?
Multiple choice time. Which of the following amazes you the most about the great Mablak:
A. General non-arrogance despite clearly being better than the rest of us at worms.
B. Ability to strategize paired with remarkable hand-eye motor skills
C. The fact he isn't limited by arthritis or carpal tunnel despite slamming his keyboard for a decade.
D. Never being surprised by making a fantastic, ridiculous play. Almost as if he envisions doing it every time.
Who is more likely to get away; Alborz (MI) from the authoritarian Iranian regime, or Ropa, from a worms community that no longer listens to him?
Okay, are moving on to the Komo portion of our interview. Better understanding, both professionally and logically, Komo understanding worms or Garry Kasparov understanding chess? Be sure to consider that we are all idiots.
More likely to make it in the real world; Komo as a disc-spinning DJ, or Peja as a male prostitute?
Final question:
If you were going to have an alias, and that alias could join ANY clan on worms, which clan would you join?
A. TdC
B. TdC
C. TdC
D. TdC
Thank you for your time.