Not gonna lie, you're handsome Camper... Buuuuuuut!
These definitely look like cheesy Grinder pics
All it's missing is the rather fitting caption in the 2nd pic - "I've got wood"
It's really because you are too clean looking, you need to look more dirty like you've been working hard, dirty ripped clothes...
1st pic is good, 2nd pic is like, well, as explained above lol.