Russian Translation Needed ! [urgent]

[THeDoGG]

Hello guyz !! Dobredien

I am currently in Kiev, but I've got a little problem.. My housekeeper is in holidays, and I really need to wash some clothes !!

Watch the picture below, and you will understand what my problem is

Maybe some Russian speaking wormers could help me ?

[Rok]

10 = start/pausa

2 = delikat.
3 = sintet.

8 = sliv

Not very helpful, I know 

[TitiO]

alien language lol

this apparently be greek, like, alpha beta gama etcc  =PPP

.. and not to mention that I didnt help anything...

9 = apparently be ON/OFF  XD

[Rok]

this apparently be greek, like, alpha beta gama etcc  =PPP

This apparently be cyrillic alphabet, like A B C etc.

[THeDoGG]

Ahah thx Rok !! That's a good start

And Titio go away you turdy bitch xD

[Cueshark]

1 - Woolen

2 - Delicates

3 - Synthetic

4 - Cotton

5 - Hand Wash

6 - Quick wash 30 degree

7 - Rinse + wring

8 - Drain

9 - On/Off

10 - Start / Pause

11 - Recommend?

12 - Wring

13 - Temperature

14 - Pre-Wash

15 - Intensive Wash

16 - Rinse

17 - Without Creases

18 - Without Wring? :O

19 - Small Pause

20 - Cold

:<

[MonkeyIsland]

Have/had a job on that washing-machine factory Cue?

[Abnaxus]

Lol Cue, you're definatly not human. xP

[THeDoGG]

Wow thanks Cue !!
Where did you learn that

[Ray]

What would you do without worms?

[Cueshark]

Wow thanks Cue !!
Where did you learn that

I have a Russian girlfriend

[THeDoGG]

Without worms I would wear dirty underwears !!


Cue, nice =) Russian girls are very nice and cute =)

[TitiO]

is ur virtual girlfriend cue ? XD

yack dogg.. without worms u really was be a dogg durty ! 

[Devilage]

Haha! smelly underwear for how many days untill cue helped ya? lmao!

[Cueshark]

is ur virtual girlfriend cue ? XD

Hah, sometimes I wish she was TitiO.  But unfortunately not!