Why are you saying I couldn't stand it? I was frustrated for other reasons.

I ain't getting involved with this one.

Im just doing an analysis of this game now to see why noone enjoyed it.
So let's start with hides at start. I think you can compare Maciej's hide with SPW's hide. Both are quite good, no 3s shots possible, but 5s lg works fine there.
I don't have that much cover in my hide, but Im also just able to throw 5s lg; no 3s. But lalo cant even throw 5s lg nade from where he hided. And it's also almost impossible to directly hit him with a nade (just 4s, which wouldnt be timed well at all). So I think a different hide there could have made things better.
Except some 4s full power shots from lalo (because of his hide) everything is quite ok. I mean even throwing two 4s full power nades isnt a big deal if you change your strategy then and move or try some different shot as lalo did then. His well thrown 5s max nade (around 5:10) pushed my worm under a tree where I was still able to zook with a few winds.
Now we come to a point in bng where you have hundreds of different definitions of what darksiding is. A few months or even weeks ago I personally would call my position darksiding which means that I should move in my upcoming turn. Now I think that it's ok to have a few shots with zook if the wind is ok (I think up to 3 tries are fine). I dont know if there is a majority who favours a special defitnion, but it could really help to have a strict line for this.
Not much happened until 10:45 (I just went with my "zook if wind"-strategy for 3 shots in the meantime), then I moved. Directly after I moved Maciej did a nice 3s shot. In the next few turns SPW and me are missing all our 5s lg shots but cfc is hitting my worm in 4 consecutive turns. Lalo's turn were a full powered 4s and a full powered "no wind"-zook, which is basically the same.
After getting hit that much I decided to move. There was obviously just one spot left on our side where I could go. The space between my worm and lalo's worm was aprrox. 20% of the map's width. So there we go again: Should this be considered as too close? How many percent of the map should be between the worms in the center of the map? Sticking to the current rules it should be 50% for 1vs1 (which I think is really a lot too much) and 33% for 2vs2 (which I also think is too much for many maps). A good thing to solve this is playing on maps that dont have hides in the map's center. So, I let's say I teleported too close. Infinite teleports would be useful in this case so we just agree that its to close and everyone skips his turn, so I could move away again.
But despite my close and also good hide Maciej does a vn zook that hits my face.

After a few more shots we came to a point (at ~ 18:40) where the mood changed. I was at a spot where I could just do zooks (like I already wrote above: Im going to do up to 3 zook shots with good wind before I move) and SPW was just being pushed to a spot where he could'nt throw nades either. Then cFc was accusing us to be darksiding and I just think that we didnt at this point, because SPW had no turn yet to move and I had decent wind twice in a row, so I didnt move yet either. Then SPW moved at his turn but nevertheless lalo tried a lame 3s rolling nade that even sitted, did 1 damage to me and whats more important: just ruined my hide with a lame shot that was even a cow. (After this point I just went a bit mad I think ^^).

I wanted lalo to skip for his cow which he did. But then I made a move that I now see is kinda silly. I torched even closer to lalo, so that the between us is just like 15% of the map's width.
This hide was not just close to him, it was also nearly impossible to hit me with a well timed nade. And in this hide I did a cheap 4s rolling nade to lalo in revenge for his rolling nade. (I think the rolling nade was kinda fair in this case, but my hide surely wasnt.)
Then lalo moved, I tried some 5s max bounce stuff and then wanted to move. But unfortunately I got some really nice wind twice in a row and stayed in my cheap hide. I knew my hide sucked ass but I still justified my actions with lalos rolling nade. This was wrong of me because I already had my revenge with my rolling nade and I clearly should have moved in this situation. (Again unlimited teleports would help here, because we just had 1 left).

After I finally moved things were about to get normal again. We all made shots that I wouldnt call any lame. But noone did any hit with this, hehe. Then (at around 32:00) Maciej fired a full powered 4s; probably because he was still angry at me fpr using this lame hide. After this SPW did a nice "no wind"-zook hit and lalo also started to throw 4s nades at me again (the second one rolled in dealing 42 damage). Finally Im being killed with another 4s nade by Maciej in the next turn.
After this there were quite a few more lame turns, especially at the end when lalo and SPW both could just throw bouncing nades.

All in all I think that one lame action encouraqge a new lame action that was even lamer and it went on like this up to a point where the game was just a pain in the ass for all players. To avoid games like this in the future we should
1. have unlimited teleports in the scheme
2. have a clear definition what darksiding means
3. maybe an adjusted minimum space between the teams (I think that 50%[1vs1] /  30%[2vs2] is just too much)
If noone thinks that the other one has an unfair advantage because of darksiding I think there will be a lot less lame shots at all.

And at the end: sorry for pissing you off. Didnt think that I was the main reason for this game to become a lame war, but after checking the replay again I think that my darksiding starting at 19:50 was the main reason.
PS: hi husk who will never read this XD

You didn`t darkside Sebastian, how is that a darkside? Anyway, this is just a game that occurs once in a while when people have bad days at the same time, in my opinion, I`ve seen it before

I'm actually gonna back Random up on this one, I had a long talk with him after the game cuz I just woke up and was acting like a lil kid who just dropped his ice cream.

While I think his hide is classed as darksiding, I only class it as that if you stay there forever, but when he was pushed, and tried a few shots with nice wind, I think this is acceptable, and the sensible thing to do, at the very least if you are pushed like this, you should definately be allowed at least 1 return shot to try and get some damage back which leads me to this:

My idea for Darksiding rule:

You are not allowed to hide in a position that stops the opponent from directly hitting you on impact with grenades, which also forces them to use overtimed grenades to roll in, If you are pushed you are allowed 3 attempts for a return shot or 1 hit then you must move.

^^ Randoms hide in this game at 5:30 is a perfect example of what I mean.

I think the minimum space between enemy worms should be around 30% for 1v1 and 30% for 2v2, people should just be careful to make maps that have good hides on both sides far enough away from the middle, this is a reason I started putting big hills in the middle of my maps which people refer to as volcanos lol.

I don't blame Random for asking lalo to skip, when it comes to BnG and when it's war like this game, rules are rules.

I totally agree with Random that the cow ruined his hide, this happened to me once in a clanner where the opponent done a cow, we asked them to skip turn, but instead they hit themself a little which made there hide better which gave them an advantage in a very crucial point in the game where we only had like 10hp each left, but of course, I am 100% sure lalo didn't intend this to happen and didn't want to do a sitter, this was just an unfortunate accident.



Edit: Nice map btw

Haha!
I keep getting +1 from u for my good taste in music! xD

But ye, was mostly the name of the song that made me post it!

On topic ; i havent watched the game, but i agree with Random00 haha!

lol drop this "lame BnG style" thoughts. I am incapable of understanding the big deal here. This is clanner and war! Unload your BnG anger on me and move on.