If anyone has seen the episode of South Park: "Chef's Mama" You will find this just classic !

Man I was actually crying (literally) with laughter lol...

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Ok, now Me and Mablak vs darKz and SPW ;P

Lol i'm a genius, couldn't report cuz didn't know his TuS name, then remembered he said summin about a roper with dogboy, so I thought dogboy must be TheDogg, so I checked Doggs games found this lilscrappy that's recently registered and watched replay and found Lil'Weezy

MWUahuAHUHuahAAAa thought you could hide Ronald ! HAR !

12s turn time: 3s less than normal, after all, this is a highly skilled league.

6 teles: for those who like to move alot, or get pushed alot.

3 torch: Just incase.

No drills: For obvious reasons.

1 Girder with 10 turn delay: This is to prevent people trying to darkside and bank grenades all game, you only have ONE girder so if they destroy it you can't keep placing girders - also why there is 6 teles and 3 blowtorches, you shouldn't need to move more than 9 times.

***You may change to 15 seconds if both players agree if you are uncomfortable with 12s turn time, however a2b Playoffs will be hosted with official a2b scheme ONLY (12s turn time)***

This will be uploaded to the a2b website as soon as M3ntal has time to do so.

Thanks, Komo.

I challenged wormf00d/KoreanRedDragon/Ramone/Vultoz to a 1v4 BnG.

Watch and enjoy

I am reporting this, if you read chat at end of game, I told Zippo to hit himself for 39hp, which is EASILY possible with 1s max bounce grenade with little pwoer.

The rules state: - Sitters are not allowed. (Sitters are grenades that sit for 1/4 second or longer). The penalty for a sitter is a Grenade or Bazooka to and from yourself in an attempt to cause the same damage you previously inflicted.

Not let them kill you down to 3hp, The reason why this should NOT be allowed is before they done a sitter, which ruined Duleks angle, because he ruined Duleks angle, he should hit himself, ruining his own angle also, he knew to throw grenade away so he still has angle for repeat shot.

Not, let us get them to 3hp, because then they just wait for Dulek to miss turn, then repeat shot cuz they still have THEIR angle, when ours was ruined, angle is everything at such a crucial point in the game you can't afford to lose your angle, especially by a sitter, if Zippo done proper punishment, he would not have angle for shot/repeat shot and Zippo didn't want to hit himself because he knows it would ruin his angle, this is extremely unfair and basically lost the game for us.

We should win this game because they didn't follow the rules at such a crucial point of the game.

Or we will settle for a rematch.

Mods?

P.S. I reported this so you have replay to watch.

Ok, I have some spare time on my hands, so i'm going to write some BnG tips for anyone who does not know any of these tips, some are basic, some are a little more technical or something some people wouldn't think of.

1. No wind zook acts more or less exactly like a grenade, for example, a 4s full power grenade will do the same as a no wind zook, except a zook will go a couple pixels further, for example, you just tried a 4s full power grenade, it hit the last couple of pixels of a branch on a tree, if you get no wind zook next turn, do the same aim as the 4s grenade, and do full power, it should clear the tree *note - this only works after a certain amount of distance* which you can figure out yourself.

2. If you hit with a 3s grenade and it's an impact shot, you could always re-aim to the exact same aim, select 4s with lg, and aim a very little amount further, and I do mean VERY LITTLE, and just figure out the power.

3. The aim for a 4s max bounce lg floorbank shot is usually the same angle as a 5s LG nade flipped upside down with 4s, max bounce and a bit more pwoer.

4. A 5s lg grenades aim is just a little further than a 4s full power shot aim.

5. Those 5s max bounce grenades you see when they bounce roughly in the middle of both worms then back up over and hits, is the same aim as a 4s full power grenade, however after a certain distance between worms, you will have to aim the smallest amount less than a 4s full power shot.

6. Re-aiming, a quick, easy and fair way of re-aiming a shot that everybody should know - where the aim was correct but the power was wrong, OR power was right, just the aim was off slightly, instead of just moving the cursor and trying to guess the aim again, put your thumb (or another finger) over the cursor, move it back to vertical or 45 degrees, and you will find the same aim again easy, and you can adjust, being able to do this within 3-4 seconds, still leaving you plenty time to think of your shot, or where you went wrong.

7. A no wind LG zook at full power, is aimed at half the distance of a full power 4s grenade.

8. 1 wind (facing you) zook shots - these can be done with the same aim as a 3s grenade, the power needed for them to hit are usually around 90%-100% depending on how much distance is between the worms.

9. ALWAYS go for the push-shot, always try to control your opponents angle by limiting it, sometimes the best shot isn't always full damage, if you can master push-shots, you master league games, although it happens alot unexpectedly or will happen anyway because of where they stand, knowing what type of shot to use and when to use it can help ALOT.

I hope you enjoy these tips and I hope they help, however I won't give out all my trade secrets

Thanks, Komo.