Not my best game, but that move @ 12:40 plain sucked

Protestors in Egypt ready for some stone age BnG

A variation on Comet Dodging that actually requires some skill 

3 worms on each team; unlimited MB bombs.

Replay:
2011-01-09 16.42.03 [Offline Round 1] Jerky, 3-UP.WAgame

Scheme:
MB Dodging.wsc
Map:
MBdodgers.BIT

N.B.:
- mines are the most deadly, but very difficult to aim.
- worms often knock other worms down.
- an MB bomb running out of time explodes. This is extremely deadly, but it only happens like once in a hundred or more turns (I increased the water level to make it less common). In the replay you can see this in the final turn.
- There is a chance your worm may get knocked off the pixel when the MB explodes on an object nearby. This won't happen often as I left plenty of space, but I don't think it's completely eliminated.

Sometimes it takes quite a while before the decisive blow is dealt, while sometimes the game lasts only a few minutes cause of mass-carnage.

It can be pretty hilarious

Neither one of us deserved to win

Any other clans having such a dämn hard time finding games?

Me and NC often need more than an hour to find one, but usually we give up after so long. I heard 5150 had a lot of problems getting a match yesterday as well, but that could be cause of lympics.. but still, it seems AG is packed with people nowadays but only like 5 are actually in TUS, and even less in a clan in TUS  Even in primetime hours (around 9pm CET) the channel is full, but no clanners to be found. 

We used to play a lot against CF and RoH, but they aren't on as much anymore. And the new clans aren't superactive either.

You get into the final, you're playing awesome. Nothing can stop you.

And there you go... bye gold
2010-12-31 00.14.16 [Online] csongdP, @TdC`HHC, JEDIxTurko.WAgame

And bye silver..
2010-12-31 00.50.38 [Online] UIS`WowwoW`TGH, @TdC`HHC, JEDIxTurko.WAgame

Seriously guys, this is why I never win anything.

Tomorrow is the start of the olympics:
http://www.wormolympics.com/

Schedule for tomorrow:
08:00: Team 17
15:00: Sheep Glitch (Rubber)
17:00: Hysteria
20:00: Shopper (LG)
(Times in GMT)


I'll be there! You too?
TdC for the win!

DONKEMENTS, but still failed...

Camel has his bungees, I've got my moles 

Which weap do you have a special connection with?


And on the other side, which weap makes you look like a failure all the time?

My self-pwn sheep are nearly legendary  . Whether they be running, swimming or flying, sheep + hhc = disasterrr 

Buy yourself some reliable, working technology for crying out loud.

One member has no KB, the other has keys not working, then there's the dude without a WA disc and finally there's Fada with a computer and connection dating from the time of the French Revolution..

Comee onnn, buy yourself something decent. The economy is not that big a'shit at the moment.

Had some crappy weaps early on, but in SD I made good use of my piling advantage. Bit risky here and there, but I think I finished it off pretty well.

Gogo vote.

Try not to vote on schemes you suck at, but only on those you simply find boring, stupid, crap.

It puts the cable into the modem, mkay!?

Crazy?
Fada?
The French couple?

Only person here is NC and he should be studying!

Hey guys, just finished my first game.

Noted so far:
1) landscape looks pretty darn flat. It's not at all as 3d-ish as expected, but more like 'paper worms'.
2) rope is indeed completely messed up, it's hard to bounce back from walls, which makes it darn hard to get enough power to swing your worm on top of objects
3) comedy value is still there.
4) lots of stuff on the terrain, with exploding crates, fires, barrels, magnets and sentries it's easy to get overwhelmed.
5) game lagged a lot for my brother. It skipped for me when I was trying to rope, but otherwise pretty ok.
6) menu looks good.

For WA players who want to rope like on WA: definitely don't buy.
For players who like worms for mad cartoony action, yeah, not bad!

Hi people, I was checking out the schemes for the Playstation version of Worms Armageddon to see if there was anything good in there. First scheme in there was 'Aerial'.
I'm not sure what T17 intended this scheme to be. It has infinite jetpacks, 3 ropes, infinite nades and a few more drop-weapons.

So meh, I figured I could do better than that. So here's Aerial v2.0:
https://www.tus-wa.com/schemes/scheme-312/

The idea is still the scheme: use the infinite jetpack to attack your opponents whereever they be hidin'.
I made it a little more challenging though. There's now only 3 seconds on the clock.
You can use these 3 seconds to aim with grenade or zook and attack an enemy worm from the ground or you can jetpack to him and attack him from the air. The retreat time is 5 sec, which means that if the enemy hides well, your jetpack will not reach far enough for a mine-attack.. at times like that a zook or nade thrown from the JP might be the best solution.

Apart from the Jetpack you have no movement weapons other than 1 tele.

Games are fast-paced and IMO are particularly fun in the end when it's 1vs1.

I was hoping some of you could give it a try and give me some feedback.

According to worms-reloaded.de (ESL's site?) the first screenie of the upcoming Worms Reloaded game. 

Good luck tonight Frenchies  




Sure hope you win.. or Fada will go berserk again  

Find me these: (don't use dedicated sites please!)

1.A pair of shoes (not being worn at the time).
2.A monkey.
3.Kid falling off bike.
4.A faceplant.
5.A dead chicken (muhaha).
6.A Michael Jackson look-a-like.

• 7.A bra hanging outside to dry.
  click (Ramone)
  8.A construction worker with his asscrack exposed.
  9.A religious procession of some sort.
  10.A white(!) hooker
  11.A person vomiting.
  12.A fight.
  13.A sleeping dude.
  14.A cat or dog behind the window.
  
• 15.A 'beware of the dog'-sign.
  click (HHC)
  16.Size double F boobs (or bigger).
  17.A TV put outside with the trash.
  18.Bestiality of some sort.
  19.An elephant (there is at least one in South Africa, try to find it )
  20.A drug dealer caught in the act.
  
• 21.A bright pink house.
  click (HHC)
  
• 22.'f@#! the police' (or similar) written in graffity.
  click (Ramone)
  23.A car with 3 wheels.
  24.A bum with an empty(!) shopping cart.
  25.Someone picking his nose.
  
  Bonus: a person playing WA = instant win!
  
  
  Currently available countries:
  US, Canada, Mexico, UK, North&Western Europe (for the most part), Czech Republic, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa.
  
  
  As said, don't use specialized websites to instantly find what you are looking for, try to exploit yourself.
  
  Winner gets a pos rep (I ain't paying for a decent prize).
  

Both this and the other game vs TpM were played -vs- DarkAngel & Markos. They were not registered, so I reported vs Roperkick & Vado.

Zippeurfou = fada's name at TUS.