ffs...

Omfg, SOUTH PARK NEEDS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THIS!!!!

Excellent bunnyhop transfer @ 7:10 turn xD

LMAO, I just knew lalo would fall on the mine !

I've been asking for TuS BnG for almost 2 hours now, and already played 2 other players before BoNuS.

He pretends to not understand English yet he sits talking English fine in #AG and when he PM's me.

The chat log from #AG this morning is in this thread:

https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-64008/msg61441/?topicseen#new

And also I will post it here too:

05.04 09:28: aaa: QUIT :Joined Game
05.04 09:28: eVo`BoNuS: PART #AnythingGoes
05.04 09:29: eVo`BoNuS: JOIN :#AnythingGoes
05.04 09:29: koko: PART #AnythingGoes
05.04 09:29: GhosTgH-`WaF`: JOIN :#AnythingGoes
09:29: cFc`Komodo`b2b> TuS BnG anyone?
05.04 09:29: GhosTgH-`WaF`: PART #AnythingGoes
09:29: eVo`BoNuS> me
05.04 09:29: M0j0: JOIN :#AnythingGoes
09:29: eVo`BoNuS> host up
09:29: M0j0> tus any1
09:29: < cFc`Komodo`b2b:  is hosting a game: Bonus, GAMELINK >
05.04 09:29: eVo`BoNuS: QUIT :Joined Game
05.04 09:29: AAATable: QUIT :Joined Game
09:29: M0j0> tus any1
05.04 09:29: Scribe`LiH: JOIN :#AnythingGoes
05.04 09:29: AAATable: JOIN :#AnythingGoes
09:30: Uzurpator> me tus
09:30: Uzurpator> host up  

If you need further proof, you can ask Scribe who was actually in the game with us.

I've been doing TuS BnG only for about 4 months now, and every single person so far has understood it is BnG only, not "my pick their pick".

Please can you delete this ridiculous free win lol?

Edit: Also, want to point out, this is the 4th time i've asked for "TuS BnG anyone" and BoNuS has accepted, and now he pretends the 4th time, he doesn't understand English or that it is BnG scheme only, lies lol, he knows for sure

This is just some proof, because I know he is going to try get a free win saying I didn't play his pick:

05.04 09:28: aaa: QUIT :Joined Game  
05.04 09:28: eVo`BoNuS: PART #AnythingGoes  
05.04 09:29: eVo`BoNuS: JOIN :#AnythingGoes  
05.04 09:29: koko: PART #AnythingGoes  
05.04 09:29: GhosTgH-`WaF`: JOIN :#AnythingGoes  
09:29: cFc`Komodo`b2b> TuS BnG anyone?  
05.04 09:29: GhosTgH-`WaF`: PART #AnythingGoes  
09:29: eVo`BoNuS> me  
05.04 09:29: M0j0: JOIN :#AnythingGoes  
09:29: eVo`BoNuS> host up  
09:29: M0j0> tus any1  
09:29: < cFc`Komodo`b2b:  is hosting a game: Bonus, GAMELINK >
05.04 09:29: eVo`BoNuS: QUIT :Joined Game  
05.04 09:29: AAATable: QUIT :Joined Game  
09:29: M0j0> tus any1  
05.04 09:29: Scribe`LiH: JOIN :#AnythingGoes  
05.04 09:29: AAATable: JOIN :#AnythingGoes  
09:30: Uzurpator> me tus  
09:30: Uzurpator> host up  

Can ask scribe, he's a witness

Anyway, I won't play him again, because he pretends he doesn't understand English and continously does silly things...

Lol 1st off Zippo, I have played you, remember where I hit myself 1st turn and just played stupid all game and gave you free points? Sorry but I only play good for people I respect, anyway, considering I haven't tried Roping seriously for over 6 years I am VERY proud how well I have done this Season in TRL, I also need to stop playing League games when I am completely plastered drunk, fortunately Dead and TitiO were nice enough to not report some games they won when I was being an idiot losing games like a fool blind-drunk, they will have their challenge properly when I am sober and in form, and they would feel better for winning this way

Works the other way round too, theres about 20-30 games i've not reported in the last year because my opponents were completely wasted but I thought they would play better, or they had some ridiculously bad luck that was not in their hands and it'd feel lame if I did report those.

My point, Zippo, you keep saying "this person sucks" "that person sucks" when in fact, they are better than you or just as good, it's stupid to insult someone that is same level as you or better than you...

If you will tell people they are bad, make sure they are bad lol!

Any news on what's happening with TRL in Season 2? Will it stay Roper, or will it be TTRR? Or adding a new League for TTRR and making TRL Hysteria or something?

Can you delete this game please? Was for fun I was drunk and misunderstood Titio lol, sorry !

I pulled off a lovely 1st turn here, worth watching

... *tears running down face*

I AM SO PROUD !!!

Very good 1st shot lalo !!!!!! I might turn gay JUST FOR YOU !

GG in 8 minutes !

Best of 3, I look forward to playing you Dead gl mate

Best of 3 and best of luck to you both !

As 1 of the Semi Finals wasn't played in time, the winner of the other Semi Final instantly becomes the Season champ!

Here are the results for Season 10 Playoffs:

1st:  wormf00d
2nd:  Johnny
3rd:  N/A
4th:  N/A

Well played everyone and good luck for Season 11 !

What a carry on this one was lol, anyway, here are the results for this weeks 2on2 BnG Tournament:


1st: Komo/Johnny
2nd: surgeon/Pranksta
3rd: coek/GreeN
4th: Almog/lales



Komo/Johnny - can host
surgeon/Pranksta - can host
coek/GreeN - can host
Almog/lales - can host


*** Semi Final ***

Komo/Johnny Vs Almog/lales - Komo/Johnny win
surgeon/Pranksta Vs coek/GreeN - surgeon/Pranksta win


**** Final - Best of 3 ****

Komo/Johnny Vs surgeon/coek - Komo/Johnny win 2-1

Prankster mysteriously dissapeared, coek replaces him.



**** 3rd Place Decider - Best of 3 ****

Almog/lales Vs coek/GreeN - Almog/Lales forfeit due to Almogs mysterious dissapearence.

a2b Weekly BnG Tournament - Thursday 31st March 6:30pm GMT

Just a reminder, for everyone to remember daylight savings, so even though it says 6:30pm GMT, it's still the same time as usual (for UK 7:30pm, Poland and some others 8:30pm)

Also, ventrilo is back up and running(yay!).

Hope to see alot of players tonight !

In worms channel - #PartyTime

2on2, knockout style.

a2b rules and a2b scheme to be used ONLY.

Remember a2b now includes Shotgun with infinite ammo and 1 star power, for use correcting hides or opening yourself so you have a better angle.

Rules are as follows:

# No straight bazooka shots.
# No sitters.
# No repeat shots.

    * If you hit someone for 34 HP or less with a shot, you can't use that same shot again until you have either hit them with a different one, or you or they have moved.
    * If you hit someone for 35 HP or more with a shot, you can't use that same shot again until either you or they have moved.

# No 5 second grenades unless used with low gravity or max bounce
# All shots should be aimed to explode on impact with the opponents worm.
# Re-aim the crosshair between every turn, regardless of whether you landed a hit last turn or not.
# Don't teleport too close to your opponent's worm (try to stay at least half the map away).
# No notching unless you can't help it (ie, your perfect aim is 1 or 2 taps off vertical).
# No telecides (teleporting on your opponent when you have low health in order to inflict grave damage on them).
# No defensive girders, only use girders for bouncing nades.
# No Darksiding - You are not allowed to use a hide where you cannot aim directly at your opponent - If you are pushed into a hide and all you can do is zook/bank grenades, you may attempt up to 3 return shots and if any are successful you must move immediately to a hide where you have a direct angle to shoot towards your opponent, this prevents players hiding in such a way that their opponent has no means of a direct shot giving the "darksider" an unfair advantage.

Good luck and Have fun ! - Remember, you gotta be in it, to win it !

Damn sock, you jus got owned pwned n boned when you dropped your keys...

Gj Uzu

Ooo GJ daina

I tried my best to beat Zippo, but I just couldn't do it, 1st turn I hit myself (i really didn't mean it ! :O, honest !!!!!)

Then 2nd 2 games, he won't report.

Can you please add these 2 games to the games played, I lost 3-0, I tried my best but zippo is king of Wnet.

GG's zippo, one day I will be good enough to beat you I hoep

I attach other 2 games he wins, please add them because he won them fair and square, all 3 games I tried my very best