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Game #202886, reported by Zalo, Viewed 1390 Time(s)

Classic #48
Singles
January 16, 2016, 04:04 AM
Winner

Absolute Beginner 889 in BnG before the game. Gained 51|50 points
Loser

Beginner 1133 in BnG before the game. Lost 51|50 points

Game Rate
Not rated yet
Players history
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Information Game scheme: BnG
Scheme pick: Both pick (Like a 3rd game)
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Game Chat(s)
[Sensei`hcp] hf mole king
[ZaLo`] I played with Sniper today tus mole and
[Sensei`hcp] n start
[ZaLo`] edges + pixels were really a fkers to him....
[Sensei`hcp] ah, happens..
[Sensei`hcp] i don't really get mole
[ZaLo`] you can be good but if edges don't like you you are doomed
[ZaLo`] sure mate
[ZaLo`] could be worse
[Sensei`hcp] true
[Sensei`hcp] so, what's the thing about mole shopper?
[ZaLo`] being damn greedy about stealing every crate
[ZaLo`] in first turns
[Sensei`hcp] and after just be pro with throwing moles around?
[Sensei`hcp] is there SD?
[ZaLo`] detect plop occassions, and if u can, deprive ur enemy of picking any crate at all
[ZaLo`] and this is a basic probability calculations, not magic, not much of a luck, you must be aware where crates are likely to land
[ZaLo`] but it's not like
[ZaLo`] an useful knowledge
[ZaLo`] to Ya
[Sensei`hcp] i guess crates are going to land in places surrounded by big holes?
[ZaLo`] :S
[ZaLo`] yes... some ppl say... ' omg why he used cows in first turns.... why not leave them... for later? '
[ZaLo`] because some not see that practically 95% of crates in first turns will land after those cows
[ZaLo`] and......
[ZaLo`] ' pfff lucky... you got strong weap ! but it's hard not to get if You were desperate for farming and stealing
[Sensei`hcp] i see. well, it doesn't sound extremely boring
[Sensei`hcp] but i guess i can't see myself enjoying it
[ZaLo`] you gotta sit in this
[ZaLo`] I noticed that Hush for example
[Sensei`hcp] ns
[ZaLo`] would be so much better of a moler if he knew how to steal and how to build fortress with mole, because his executions are very good
[ZaLo`] well lets change
[ZaLo`] the topic
[ZaLo`] how is life?
[Sensei`hcp] yeah, just wanted to give you advice on this scheme
[ZaLo`] for some reason
[Sensei`hcp] don't throw that much of a rollers. they're extremely lame and can get you to "sitter".. sitter is cow
[ZaLo`] I always associate You with Piki
[Sensei`hcp] why is that?
[ZaLo`] ty
[Sensei`hcp] np
[Sensei`hcp] anytime
[ZaLo`] don't you have the same flag? it's quite late now and I don't recall
[Sensei`hcp] yeah
[Sensei`hcp] he have croatian flag, but he's actually from netherlands i guess
[ZaLo`] interesting
[Sensei`hcp] do not know.. probably one of his parents is croatian
[Sensei`hcp] well, it's not that interesting, but whatever rocks your boat, my polish friend..
[ZaLo`] go there nade >>
[Sensei`hcp] so, anita?
[Sensei`hcp] did you get that?
[ZaLo`] why you call her ' it '
[ZaLo`] xd
[Sensei`hcp] dunno, i'm trying to be obnoxious here
[ZaLo`] yes I got that pokemon
[ZaLo`] it is useful
[ZaLo`] lolz
[Sensei`hcp] so you and kins did that
[ZaLo`] sex? :d
[Sensei`hcp] lol
[ZaLo`] I don't recall
[Sensei`hcp] a real gentleman
[Sensei`hcp] that's nice
[Sensei`hcp] that's nice and not that often!!
[ZaLo`] well we did meet Anita
[ZaLo`] me + Kins
[ZaLo`] dieeee
[ZaLo`] skinny zooka
[ZaLo`] I am cuming to u
[Sensei`hcp] that's wrong..
[ZaLo`] can be
[Sensei`hcp] you don't want to speak to me about sex with anita
[ZaLo`] -1
[Sensei`hcp] but you're "cuming to me"?
[Sensei`hcp] cmon zalo.. i'm gonna quit this game
[ZaLo`] there was no any se
[ZaLo`] sex
[ZaLo`] maybe she fapped at my photos but
[Sensei`hcp] lol
[ZaLo`] I dunno about anything
[ZaLo`] meh
[Sensei`hcp] that's karma
[ZaLo`] now each nade will land there..
[ZaLo`] k fk u
[Sensei`hcp] that was ugly.
[ZaLo`] t
[Sensei`hcp] lameee
[ZaLo`] t
[ZaLo`] t
[ZaLo`] t
[ZaLo`] t
[ZaLo`] thank YOU
[ZaLo`] FOR COMPLEMENTING
[ZaLo`] APPRECIATED IT
[ZaLo`] 1 sec nades are allowed?
[Sensei`hcp] common zalo
[Sensei`hcp] wtf
[ZaLo`] cuz I dunno if I can
[ZaLo`] 1 sec nades
[ZaLo`] ;d
[ZaLo`] tell meeee
[ZaLo`] are allowed?
[ZaLo`] 1 sec nades
[ZaLo`] are? ;ddd
[Sensei`hcp] dunno, probably are. but never seen anyone using them.
[ZaLo`] meh
[ZaLo`] hmmmm
[ZaLo`] progress
[Sensei`hcp] you're in my half
[Sensei`hcp] must tele now
[ZaLo`] are not allowed
[ZaLo`] just searched
[ZaLo`] omg
[Sensei`hcp] straight zooks also m8.
[ZaLo`] iit was not straigght
[ZaLo`] it was homo
[Sensei`hcp] true..
[ZaLo`] aaaa
[Sensei`hcp] well, you f@#!ed all my hides with that gay shots :)
[ZaLo`] meh
[ZaLo`] ye
[ZaLo`] go down
[ZaLo`] on knees
[ZaLo`] biatch
[ZaLo`] = )
[ZaLo`] almost
[ZaLo`] this is what happens
[ZaLo`] when I am cautious about sitters
[Sensei`hcp] you're cautious about sitters?
[Sensei`hcp] lol
[ZaLo`] I do
[ZaLo`] I do am
[ZaLo`] golf game
[Sensei`hcp] ok this is hit
[Sensei`hcp] hm hm
[Sensei`hcp] one more
[ZaLo`] k
[Sensei`hcp] 4s rollers again? even now?
[Sensei`hcp] wtf zalo, are you all polish dudes so lame in bng
[ZaLo`] 3 will not make it
[Sensei`hcp] you didn't threw 1 lg shot whole game
[Sensei`hcp] didn't even try anything that wasn't horizontal roller
[ZaLo`] I have naver seen a guy who would take dmg from such a nade
[ZaLo`] hmm.....
[Sensei`hcp] ns
[ZaLo`] well played
[ZaLo`] bro
[Sensei`hcp] wp ;)
[Sensei`hcp] lol


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XanKriegor


TheWalrus


Mega`Adnan




Quote from: XanKriegor on November 18, 2015, 03:21 PMAdnan, you are Mega, not Micro and not even faint  :D So fight till the end please.

piki1802

Lol chat.

I dont know where Im from its complicated. Im nor Dutch nor Croatian nor Bosnian. :x

Wtf Zalo did you use long girders to calculate your shots like in mole or what xd :P
  :P

xSniperx

Lol i didn't watch the game, but chat was funny to read.

spleen17

lol at Sensei complaining about rollers.

This isn't a2b man, tus is war :D

MarianRV

Quote from: xSniperx on January 16, 2016, 12:39 PM
Lol i didn't watch the game, but chat was funny to read.
Same thing xD

Sensei

Well, I was fooling around with bank shots etc.. Zalo kept throwing 4 sec horizontalL, not 1 lg shot whole game. Final result was him celebrating and i'm butthurting.
But you don't want to see this game, believe me. Any of you out there with heart problems should skip this shit and never come back!

Zalo's comment after the game was enough to describe everything: "they see me rollin, they hatin.."

TheKomodo

Very nice 2s nade @ 21:20 Zalo, and wtf Sensei calls this lame??? 2s nades are harder than 3s nades lol...

Btw, 1s nades aren't allowed, Zalo done 5hp damage with a 1s nade, then he read rules and discovered they aren't allowed after Sensei saying they probably are lol...

^^ Funny Sensei giving Zalo a lecture about what's lame in BnG(rollers) but doesn't even know all the rules himself :D

Ah, nice gg zook Zalo.

Sensei btw why are you complaining about Zalo doing rollers so much? He missed pretty much every single roller he tried, he only hit like 2/20 with them, for small damage, I have a funny feeling that if you hadn't complained so much and just focused on hitting your own shots he would have missed even more and you might have won.

"don't throw that much of a rollers. they're extremely lame and can get you to "sitter".. sitter is cow"

This isn't really true, rollers are acceptable when people hide in extremely evil hides where you don't have good angle to hit with 5s LG or 3s etc(like when all your shots bounce on few pixels and away), they are actually very nice when they are planned to bounce 2 times(backbounce, transfer - hit), they are only lame when people use them excessively and when they bounce like 4-5 times and almost sitter when a 3s with the same pwoer could have hit easily.

Also, you should tolerate unskilled BnG players using rollers because they are very easy to avoid, it isn't lame when they have no experience in impact shots like us, if it was someone like me or surgeon or walrus etc using rollers all game then yeah that's lame, just because you want to try fancy shots all game, and constantly miss them, doesn't automatically mean your opponent must try fancy shots also.

This is a big reason why many new players end up not enjoying BnG, instead of helping them to learn how to do impact shots and trick stuff, they get insulted and ridiculed for simply playing within the rules to the best of their ability, I mean 1st they get kicked and insulted for not knowing the official rules, then they learn the official rules and then get kicked and insulted for breaking imaginary rules... If you want them to learn trick shots and impact shots, play some funners with them and be more supportive.

At the end of the day people will respect you a little for winning, but they will respect you a lot for losing gracefully, people don't care about how good you are, but they always appreciate a graceful loser :)

I am happy that you are trying all these cool shots though Sensei, you are getting much better, many of them were very close, but like spleen said, this is TuS BnG, not a2b, that's why a2b exists :)

Sensei

It was 6 am here, and i was playing 15-16 hours without break.
I played with 3 polish guys. 1st "won" game against me with shotgun, 2nd hosted map without hides and threw 100 3s nades on my ass, and now seeing zalo throw bunch of 4s rollers was just hard to not comment.

His zooks were good, like i said in the end of the game. Even tho i was angry on both of us, and didn't appreciate his style, i congratulate him on wining. We all get butthurted after losing games that should had been won, don't make that much of a drama out of this ;)

EDIT: actually played with Berria also. He's very good bng'er. Can't say anything about that :)




Zalo

" Btw, 1s nades aren't allowed, Zalo done 5hp damage with a 1s nade, then he read rules and discovered they aren't allowed after Sensei saying they probably are lol... "

Yes, I was aware of it and normally I would not leave it like that but since the last shot took -9 hp more that it should, then the problem solves itself...

35:30 not the worst ending...

a just like rollers and I can't do much about it.... I actually enjoy Bng

Sensei.... I also had 6:00 am right there.... just ... chill man, You are cool

TheKomodo

I wasn't gonna mention at 1st but you said "wtf zalo, are you all polish dudes so lame in bng"

Which is pretty ridiculous because, surgeon, lacoste, kyho, skime, Maciej, Jigsaw, barman, all some of the best BnG players there ever was and ever will be, even swist, kinslayer, Berria and few others are decent in BnG...

I am sure I forgot a few older players too from 1999-2005 who were just amazing at BnG too...

In otherwords, Poland actually produce the best BnG players...

Zalo

lets 2vs2 , 3vs3 bng tus at night

TheWalrus

Quote from: Komito on January 16, 2016, 04:41 PM
I wasn't gonna mention at 1st but you said "wtf zalo, are you all polish dudes so lame in bng"

Which is pretty ridiculous because, surgeon, lacoste, kyho, skime, Maciej, Jigsaw, barman, all some of the best BnG players there ever was and ever will be, even swist, kinslayer, Berria and few others are decent in BnG...

I am sure I forgot a few older players too from 1999-2005 who were just amazing at BnG too...

In otherwords, Poland actually produce the best BnG players...
yeah poland is GOAT town for BnG

Peja

Even Kyho did admit swist plays better bng than him