Cheers guys, had an epic morning with my mate after work, the girl making my footlong sandwich in Subways accidentally dropped the ONLY hearty italian piece of bread left as she took it out the oven, so my friend is pissing himself laughing saying "on your birthday of all days ahaha" so as that was the last one of that bread I had to choose something else, so we decide to get a flatbread and go 50/50 each, so we ask her to split it in half cuz my mate wants sauce and I didn't, she ends up cutting it in half, then putting sauce on both halves!!! She must have felt terrible cuz she ended up giving us like 12 cookies for free and a discount

My friend found it funny cuz it's like "sorry I dropped your £2 sandwich, so here, take £12 worth of cookies instead!"
Anyway, thanks!