Rhyme contest

[MrTPenguin]

The gay man puts his cock
In other man's ass hole;
There's too much girder block
In lucky scheme of mole.

[blitzed]

Stuck in a mole hole
Behold the story will be told
Lyrically I unfold
Go home you ignorant toad
You're going down the wrong road

[Sensei]

All this hate towards scheme of mole...
Everyone agrees it is deserved.
Girdering worms is your main goal!?
Unleash anger, don't keep it reserved..

[TheKomodo]

This guy can cluck, just like the chicken
Running from fights, that he be pickin
Look at Zalo run! Faster than Mayweather...
Cuz mole's a luck scheme, for gimps in leather!

I'm number one! I'm number one!
When i'm challenged, I jus run!
Nobody can beat me, if they do it's fun!
I either win, or go cry to mum!

He got offended, then he got drunk
His balls rear-ended, as his ego sunk
A mole career ended, over a gif
Now please excuse me, as I smoke this spliff 

[l7cx1Cl]

Each number Vibrates
at its own frequency
Pythagoras philosophied
and kept ancient text in Secrecy
The Triad
the first perfect number was odd 3
Granting power
intelligence, knowledge upon Me
Lord triplicity
mistress of music 3s electricity
Its simplicity
3s harmonious synchronicity
No complicity
interwoven my circles infinity
A synthesis and manifestation
of 3s divinity
The Astral emotional body
its stays fresh
And connected
in to the 3rd day beyond death

[Sensei]

Thanks for reminding me about this, Toxic.
Even tho this thread make us all feel a bit sick.
Year has passed.. Zalo and money are nowhere to be seen,
Come back ppl! Where the f@#! is Tobi, where the f@#! is Spleen??

[l7cx1Cl]

Surprised this didnt blow up as it should.
Btw me andbmy soon to be wife will be moving to Croatia in a couple years😁

[Memox]

Smegma encrusted synapses,
That guy who spams battle axes.
I'll f@#!ing low gravity + kamikaze your ass
I'm telling you, you dumbass
Stop spamming battle axes
on my healthiest worms;
you truly were, the shittiest sperm.
Why did you have to spawn
inside your dad's testicles anyway,
If only I had a Holy-Hand Grenade...
You don't deserve to live
I bet you play through Steam
You sick f@#!
Now your worm is stuck
But I'll free yourself from that girder
if you promise me you won't Pearl Harbor
my dear, pink platoon.
You fool,
I know. I almost necro'd this thread
But if you don't tell MonkeyIsland about this,
I'll give you head.
(no homo)