A noted gynecologist once said...

[TheKomodo]

Warning - Sexual reference, if you are too young to read this and your parents catch you, lol @ you:

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"The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f**king temperamental."

[XanKriegor]

Jokes about vagina are not funny, peroid.

[TheKomodo]

I'd call you a c**t Xan, but a c**ts useful 

[XanKriegor]

I would call you an asshole, but it would insult the assholes  Read again.

[TheKomodo]

Aw you changed the subject

[XanKriegor]

You did not get it.

[HHC]

I never got the appeal of the game, but no wonder Vok is playing it so often

[Godmax]

Ah Steam advertising again

[TheKomodo]

I wonder when we will get such entertaining games such as:

Security guard at an old folks home simulator
Bricklayer on a rainy day simulator
Watching wet paint dry simulator

These would be classics to the franchise...

[HHC]

Well on steam there already is a dad dating simulator, a shower with your dad simulator, a tank dating simulator, a shark dating simulator, a clock simulator, a loading screen simulator, an insult simulator, a bouncing duck simulator, a nudist beach survival simulator, two Trump simulators, a melon simulator, a fidget spinner simulator, a parking cop simulator, a streamer simulator (something for you?), a gamer simulator, a God simulator, a nihilist simulator, a drunken fight simulator, a cat simulator, a school simulator, a kitchen simulator, a shake your money-simulator, a grass simulator, a tea party simulator, a carp fishing simulator, a wolf simulator, a goat simulator, a suicide simulator, which brings me to.. ISIS simulator, or you can buy the life simulator package, which consists of the fly simulator, the cockroach simulator and of course the majestic hand-simulator.

Seriously, I don't understand why some people here don't use Steam 

[Sensei]

Hey HHC, why are you mocking Vok? You've got same amount of hours in some game where group of worms killing each other!

Haha, ye btw, what the f@#! is with those steam simulator games? Worst one I've seen lately was some pidgeon dating simulator:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/

Probably reviews are very positive cause so much young blood digging this hipster style lately.. Twats.

[philie]

i like this one:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/233720/Surgeon_Simulator_2013/

the controls are so awkward, you'll mess things up for sure.

edit:

this one is also nice:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera_Cleanup_Detail/

[HHC]

this one is also nice:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera_Cleanup_Detail/

Looks fun.

Review:

Good woman simulator

Now I need to clean up my keyboard, lmao.

[XanKriegor]

Mobile Data Monitoring Application (MDMA) 

[Mega`Adnan]

Seriously, I don't understand why some people here don't use Steam 

Well, I don't know... maybe because Steam is Pay2Play?