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Offline Warlord

What do you think about telecow???
« on: May 19, 2010, 03:14 PM »
Hi!  I want to know what do you think about telecow?. First, what is telecow? it's when you are playing hysteria, you are winning, and when you have 2 worms and your opponent have 1 worm, he teleports next to one of your worms and kill it.

Well, some people can say that telecow is allowed because it's an strategy. Yes, it's an strategy, a very very chicken strategy, it's the strategy of the coward, the person who wins killing his opponents by the back and not face to face xD.

It's very bad that telecow is allowed in TuS league; it shouldn't :(. because it makes hysteria a shit scheme. You are winning very well and your opponent teleports up your worm, fall and you die. And gg for you. For me telecow it's very very very very very very NOOB, but not all people think that :(.

what do you think about telecow???


should be added like a rule in TuS and people who win with telecow must do rh?? :O
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Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 03:18 PM »
if that wouldnt be allowed hyst would suck much more! u should protect ur worms and dont let ur opponent to do that. only fun thing at hyst is teleing and moving around the mapxd
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Offline Free

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2010, 03:29 PM »
Keep your worms close so they can hit each other before opponent gets worm advantage.

Offline inzsome

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2010, 03:31 PM »
Telecow is non-existent. It's just using the worm advantage against the opponent. End of story.

Offline Camper

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2010, 03:33 PM »
Telecow is strategy pure. ;}

Offline Abnaxus

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2010, 03:47 PM »
Telecow is non-existent. It's just using the worm advantage against the opponent. End of story.
Totally true.

And stop calling it Telecow, it's just a lame name given by some whiner I guess.
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Offline Csongi

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 03:52 PM »
Telecow is non-existent. It's just using the worm advantage against the opponent. End of story.
true,lol : "Telecow" ?  1st of all it can't be cow because hysteria does not has rules ^^
and is the basic strategy of the game,all the game is about the best way to use turn advantage/avoid using it on u ^^  :P
btw... yes is not that nice to use it in funners but in leauge games obviously that everybody (should use) uses it  ;)
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Offline GodiTo

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 03:58 PM »
It's the same, when you have worm advantage in wxw. You have 2 worms, and your opponent 3. Your turn, you end your turn by an attack, and hide on the same place, where your opponent did with his last worm.
It's totally the same, so what is it then in wxw? Hidecow?

Offline inzsome

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 04:21 PM »
And stop calling it Telecow, it's just a lame name given by some whiner I guess.

So true. And I also second Godito. There's nothing bad about being smarter than the opponent. :P

Offline MonkeyIsland

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 05:05 PM »
Pure strategy. If your opponent is enjoying teleporting on your worms, it is your weakness that your worms placements are letting him do so.

Also note this game: (The winner of the game loses 2 of his worms at the very beginning)
https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-19580/
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Offline Chicken23

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 05:14 PM »
Well, some people can say that telecow is allowed because it's an strategy. Yes, it's an strategy, a very very chicken strategy, it's the strategy of the coward, the person who wins killing his opponents by the back and not face to face xD.

What did i do wrong this time?

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 05:35 PM »
what do you think about telecow???

i love telecow
worm and learn

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2010, 06:10 PM »
Well, some people can say that telecow is allowed because it's an strategy. Yes, it's an strategy, a very very chicken strategy, it's the strategy of the coward, the person who wins killing his opponents by the back and not face to face xD.

What did i do wrong this time?

Chicken - coward. Not you. I hope it wasn't sarcasm, what you said, Chicken.

* Dulek loves 'telecow' as well.

Offline SPW

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2010, 06:49 PM »
Dont let ur oppenent "telecow", its ur fault, when ur killing worms pretty early in the game.

And when u got worms-disadvantage, just put ur worms at same area or kill them with by urself.

No rules means no rules - best way to fix some lategame-weakness would be set teleports at 9. But thats a different story. ;)

Offline Camper

Re: What do you think about telecow???
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2010, 07:38 PM »
- best way to fix some lategame-weakness would be set teleports at 9. But thats a different story. ;)


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