Chuck Norris worms jokes! :D

[Turko]

Chuck norris can beat feche in intermediate with only 1 worm 

[nino]

chuck norris said a joke, and darkone loled  

i meant loled d1, edited : P

[DarkOne]

Laughing? What's that? I liked mr. sock's post though

Chuck Norris finished his playoff games before the pairings were known.

[TheKomodo]

Chuck Norris played Mablak at TTRR, when the game loaded, Chucks Worms were already at the Finish xD

[nino]

chuck norris can speak hieroglyph 

[Guaton]

im gonna translate some of them xD...


chuck norris doesnt need ip to host , he doesnt even have internet conection...

chuck norris bat a worm and the worm come back to the map again  (dead)

chuck norris obviously always win

chuck norris  have never been noob

chuck norris doesnt use aqua sheep , the normal one keep his breath

chuck norris can put out a girder just jumping

chuck norris can cow , and no1 complain

chuck norris survives to armageddon and concrete donkey

chuck norris , bored , invented the health cr8s for us

chuck norris doesnt use  sheep launcher , he tosses them by hand

chuck norris doesnt know about idioms , he talks with hits ... and the people understand him

chuck norris make all the maps destructible

chuck norris skip and  even so he kill all ur worms

chuck norris knows who is Patsy

chuck norris doesnt know what "bl" means

chuck norris can use minigun from the rope

chuck norris decide when the SD comes

chuck norris can attack from the water , after and before of plop

chuck norris never says "OMG"  , cos he is GOD


xDDD

[GodiTo]

Lol guys, but really If Chuck Norris register on tus, he would have twice as much karma with ONLY 1 post, than all of TUS members at this moment.

Someone tried to plop Chuck Norris, but he simply teleported back to his hide.

EDIT : Chuck Norris once wanted to order a McDonald's menu in the Burger King. AND HE GOT.

[ch4os]

Chuck Norris beat all Mablak's rope race times........and then realised he was playing Worms Reloaded!

Chuck Norris knew that it was Worms Reloaded, he never misses something -.-

[Uber]

ye, rather have :

Chuck Norris beat mablak's rope race times using intermediate scheme. xD

[GodiTo]

Rofl.
Chuck Norris invented all of the colours, even the black. Except the pink. Tom Cruise invented the pink colour.

[DarkOne]

Chuck Norris doesn't cow, he introduces new rules.

[magic]

When chuck norris was play ssr with cueshark, chucks sheep run all over the map bellow the water with the normal sheep and won.


lol.. whata crap.. but i tried xD

[ch4os]

lol good one at tom cruise. he is such a retard. Chuck Norris should roundhouse kick his head twice..