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General discussion / IMPO'S NEW YEAR GIFT! Chelsea Simulator ANNOUNCE!
« on: December 31, 2013, 04:45 PM »
Happy New Year guys!
 As a gift, I present to you the result of few months of my work. One of the biggest things I ever put effort in: Chelsea Simulator! Huge Quest/RPG game with endless possibilities and licensed players (Peja, guuuria, Anubis, Avirex, Rogi and many more) Chat with them, insult them, flirt and ask them to play tus, complete their quest, or just merry them! Travel around Tus city with many shops, and houses, even b2b office with Komo challenges! Or drive to the Villain Village on your avoid machine. And if you are brave enough go the Asbest Cave and stop him until he hacks TUS!
Here's Announce Trailer


Official Release Date 10.01.2014

post #2000 yo

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Leagues Games Comments / Game #159396, reported by twistah
« on: December 18, 2013, 09:05 PM »
16:16 aghahahah i still cant believe it turn out like that

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Leagues Games Comments / Game #159167, reported by Peja
« on: December 15, 2013, 01:41 PM »
gorgeous team rofl, i didnt fail any turn while peja failed all but forced opponent to plop xD

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AeF / impi's weeny opinion about tus league
« on: December 08, 2013, 09:21 PM »
if i stop making topics like this, whats the chance someone will play this game in next 10 years? (c)
 Almost every online game with a large number of players has a league which is controlled by the big companies, while small but competitive online games have very primitive leagues, if they have them at all.
So in first case big companies take all the profits for itself while on 2nd case leagues is too small to create the league and the more of it - to get any kind of possible benefit from them.

And well, we are middle way - worms armageddon community: not big enough to attract attention from fat guys who lookin for profit but still big enough to get a decent profit!

So maybe our community is not all that bad? We are big enough to get profit, you can actually play and earn at the same time!

But when it comes to profits, there is one and the same problem on 90% of cases - awful administrator who throws all the money from advertising and other sources of profit in an endless pocket of himselve

But seems like we are lucky again! We got MI, admin which aims to the perfect league, who got fairplay and fun as a main goal!

Often good administrators who created the league with enough players investing alot of money and in a very short period of time their league collapses, simply because something was unbalanced, bad points system, terrible standings, anything! It makes people give up at those leagues.

But not at our case! Tus is working for years without f@#! ups! of course there is complaints, but it happens on any kind of sport, right?

So what we have?
1. Perfect community
2. Perfect administration
3. Perfect league

Perfect conditions for the league. the same as the perfect conditions once appeared on planet Earth by which life arose! So can our league be one of those planets that needs that final push to start the life all around it?

So yea, three of these facts - the key to the success of greatest worms armageddon league for the sake of reason, why we are all still here, huh!

All we need is love small adds on tus -> money that we receive, we will give to league winners -> we tell people that by playing worms they can now earn money -> more people visit tus -> more profit from adds -> and we are infinitely doomed to the endless success of perfect Worms Armageddon League! HAHAHAHA!

As far as I know MI had troubles since its hard to insert adds when you live on Iran, but there is whole community ready to help, any member of DOS can help you next moment if you ask them! So yea, whats the main problem of this idea MI, is there any way we can help you?


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Leagues Games Comments / 1337 !!!
« on: December 06, 2013, 08:53 PM »
OMG GUYS LOOK I JUST GOT 1337 PTS THIS SEASON OMG CHECK IT OUT, I KNOW YOU CARES ALOT ABOUT THIS BECAUSE ITS SO SPECIAL AND NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE TO ANYBODY !1!





hahaahahah

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Leagues General / fair play question
« on: December 06, 2013, 02:47 PM »
i have funny problem to solve xD
i decided to get in playoffs
but i have only 9 days left
what i need:
winning ratio over 50%  - that seems to be easy to perform
enough pts to get in top 8 - looks easy too
but 80 games played seems to be hard for such short period, so im wondering its okay to let others report free wins against you just to get enough games played?

maybe there should be some rule like free wins gives you pts but doesnt count as played games for PO?

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Leagues Games Comments / Game #158548, reported by Impossible
« on: December 05, 2013, 09:18 PM »
made some speedart maps on lobby xD

also here https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-158551/

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AeF / random W:A vid
« on: December 04, 2013, 03:19 PM »
i had nothing to do so i checked some clanner replays and found one where komo says he finally have a move for vid


dreams come try  xD

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Leagues Games Comments / Game #158454, reported by _ssm_
« on: December 03, 2013, 03:59 PM »
so many pts :D

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Public Forum / Who wants Asbest back?
« on: October 21, 2013, 03:13 PM »
the desteny of asbest is totally on my hands now. I can let him come back to W:A, or force his inactivity to at least 2-10 months, and since i dont cares about this at all because of my own inactivity i gave you the rights to choose whether you want him back or not

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sX / Tus Results Betting
« on: September 26, 2013, 07:24 PM »
this forum is boring nowadays so I just through maybe this topic would bring some activity.
There is some games that have bettings on clan wars results, like dota or cs go, why dont we get one too, we have playoffs and all, the only difference that we will use virtual money instead of real (we are too inactive for real money:( )
example, you write in topic: add my account, everyone have 1000 virtual $ on start, ill just write here
accounts:
impo 1000$
betmaster 1000$
batman 1000$
etc and once you got account you can bet at some playoffs results. for example https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/classic-playoffs/?style=clanner
dt vs tag. coefficient 2.0x2.0 (k2.5 for 3:2  k3.5 for 3:1 and k5.5 for 3:0 result)
then you write
i bet my 100 virtual $ dt wins 3:1

and if it will turn out like that you'll get 100*3.5=350 useless virtual dollars

fun? no.. maybe yes maybe fun maybe no yes maybe yes?

so here we go
accs:
---------
impo 900$
Casso 900$
Husk 999$
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current games:
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Clanner playoffs season #33 semi: dt -k2.0-k2.0- Tag    (k2.5 for 3:2  k3.5 for 3:1 and k5.5 for 3:0 result)
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current bets:
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impo| 100$| dt 2:3 TaG
Casso| 100$| dt 3:2 TaG
Husk| 1$| dt 2:3 TaG
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Leagues Games Comments / Game #153452, reported by zoky
« on: September 07, 2013, 03:41 PM »
ahah wtf

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sX / OwnFort Cup: Maps
« on: September 04, 2013, 04:58 PM »
OwnForts (??HomeForts??) Cup is almost here (if you dont know whats that, check this topic: https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/cups-and-tournaments-general/ownforts-cup-project-21666/ ) the only reason why its not registered yet is testing and tweaking cup scheme.
How your fort will look is up to you, i can limit you only in size, which is 1000x1000 pixels max.
If your map contain hardcore porn ill sign you up however there is risk some parts of your map will be censored.

still I can give you some tips:
scheme spawn alot of mines all around the map, but the better your fort will be protected from mines the more mines will spawn on opponent's fort
something simillar with crates spawn, crates can spawn at 3 zones: your fort, neutral territory, opponent's fort. If both forts is very bad at crate spawning sometimes crates will spawn at neutral territory, otherwise its a really rare thing to happen. You, meanwhile can build a whole crate farm on your fort and take all crates under your control so your opponent can run out of weapons much sooner than you. Its all about tactic.
I made special pic for you guys to show one of examples how you can avoid mines and spawn crates

ofc there is alot of ways:
Scheme have inf lg and inf bat. So you can for example make roof spawn some mines and shot them right into your opponents fort, quite good weap counting the fact most of the weapons will be locked at the start of the game.
Other tactic is making some holes on flat terrain that leads right into plop, and since the scheme contain one jet pack you can knock them all in water. Or you can mix all this into one awesome fort, its all up to you.

You also need to make roof protection for armageddon, however you can let it stay open and once delay order come you can just block the roof with girder pack because girder pack unlocks just 1 turn before armageddon.
Try to make few good hides so no one of your worms can plop at earth quake, unlike hysteria on this scheme the more worms you have the better situation because on sd all worms get 1 hp
Keep in mind opponent can also turn on nuclear and dont forgot about bugs and tricks that you can use on your fort like ability to shoot through tight walls and so on.

i attached latest version of the scheme and map canvas where you can see neutral territory.
some explaining about neutral territory: there is two reasons why i added it, first: i put all rules on it, second:its very tactical. here is screen of what it looks like

the maximal amount of possible crates spawned on neutral territory is 2 because i build 5 special apex points each spawn mine at the start on it, and since mines spawn before crates they just take place and dont let crates spawn here, however if your fort spawn crates wierder than opponent you can remove mines from neutral territory or mod it the way so crates will spawn on it hard, if your opponent did this you can just destroy    whole neutral territory zone so crates will start to spawn on your fort again

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Schemes / Bungee Knocking scheme idea
« on: August 30, 2013, 06:39 PM »
checkout the replay, thats quite cool idea for a scheme,  it needs alot of improvements tho, any suggestion?

update: latest version attached

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Schemes Comments / Scheme #1058, Hysteria submitted by Xrayez
« on: August 29, 2013, 03:30 AM »
imo there should be drill instead of girder so you can get telecowing ass, and kami instead of dragon to get darksiding ass

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