I never hosted cups because I didnt really see the point of them, looking for your opponent, waiting all this stuff is boring, but now I come up with very intresting idea, and the only way to bring it to life is cup playing format.
The idea is: You need to draw your own fort, and send it to me on pm, i will post special black-colored canvas with
right size (maybe 1000x1000 pix, big forts is fun to play isnt it ).
I will no doubt approve all maps, but here is some rules:
please dont use real photo vagina/penis pics, peja. i mean think what the hell will happen with your opponent's brain when he will see your ass scanned on xerox as your fort, still hand drawed penis is allowed, however i recommend you to try to be as original as possible, its not penis war cup remember? Also draw vagina with text "put your banana right in my hole" is not likely to do. Not because of vagina, or such kinds of jokes, but because there is big chance your map will be flipped horizontally sometimes, so your text can be mirrored and get unreadable.

Alright, once you finished your fort, you gotta send it me in pms, and then ill send you pass to the cup, so you can sign up on it. Then you need to wait till we get enough players, i hope there will be alot of players, because we wont involve just tus players, but also alot of mappers from wmdb, they are no doubt will be interest in such cup. Then, when groups will be paired Ill make maps and send to everyone maps with his fort+opponents. About starting, maybe next week, because for now most of the players playing WO

map recommendations:
as i said you have to be original, also the scheme will be very different from classic fort scheme, it will contain 1 earth quake, 1 armageddon, 1 nuclear, maybe 1 mole strike, with delay ofc, so you have to make protection for all those weapons. Also after group stage we'll make vote for the most epic map, for the most beatiful map, and the best map to play on. Of course you can just dl some featured map on wmdb and cut the fort from it, but think to yourself will it have any sense to play on it on cup where the main point is making your own fort.

checkout the replay at 0:20s

seems like its the same bug when the worm fall down from rope at another worm and dont get fd because the vertical speed is zero, well dunno but the fact itself that its possible to jump like that is really awesome

Ill post some.. unfortunetly 99% of screens is on russian so ill just post a few pics that possible to translate

genious dmitry


crazy kid zhorg rofl


lmfao now zhorg just invented the best insult ever


kaleu prooving he is ****. Second World War didnt touched Brazil so Im not sure if this kid even understand who is Hitler


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remember we disscused alot who was the alias of Ironman? i think i figure it out


warning! programming humor


why you asking me whether you tus or not rofl


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i was about to translate russian screens but f@#! it, so yea, you can join points in your ass and cya noos.

Sorry for such a long post but unlike all other long posts on this one OP doesnt crying about how bad this community become but instead finding whats good we got
Remember previous summer everyone was bored of hysteria and other shit which making the person who isnt famillar with our community think we are drowning deep into.. But then PX announce come out like fresh water on the desert of tus. Vids with all those awesome weaps forced us to think once such huge think get in our hands we'll start the whole new era of worms armageddon with real-time, black-jack, and sluts. But what happened after?
Its come out and some people enjoyed few schemes such as glider race or jump race. 3 days after it become as silent as that ocean we were drowning in. But what was the reason?
Some people might think its actually WO that started almost on the same time with release of PX and overshadowed it. But its not! Maybe its sounds stupid, but the reason is lack of really intresting content. Ill try to explain.
Tazer, yeah its cool. Roping sheep, yea funny as well. But we cant just play scheme where sheep is roping and using tazers right? We want something fun to play, seriously challengive and as balanced as possible. Most of PX stuff however was something like "omg how to use this shit lol oh hahah wtf". Do you remember any intresting scheme? Really addictive cool scheme using PX? Thats because W:A is not about using weapons, its about playing schemes, and thats the thing PX didnt have.
In fact release of PX reminds me release of the Wii U, it have this funny controller and other cool features but how about games?! But as well as Wii U can be saved with for sure late but still games, PX can be saved by release of some seriously addictive scheme!
I think everyone noticed there is Hanglider scheme (not sure if I write it right) which plays quite alot on ag. Well, I did my best to love and enjoy this scheme but I was not able to.
So Ill write my own ideas which could possibly add something new to the community and finally bring PX on the new level not only around PX people (When I tell to authors of PX schemes that their schemes is not enough popular their answer is always like "what!? Its actually very popular on PX site and everyone enjoy it there". Well maybe its popular on PX site but players who dont visit PX site everyday which is 99% of community have no f@#!ing clue what your scheme is about)

So yeah, I had few ideas directly for elite. Well there already was idiots who added bowling ball and superOVER9000 DAMAGE bananabomb too the elite (to the goddamnit really nicely balanced elite!)
Adding new weapons to the elite is the last thing humans should do on this universe, and I myself gone the other way as well. Hope you enjoy this idea: Worms Classes!
To make it as simple and genious as possible each class rise the power of each F.

Class1 will be Artilleryman/Gunner which is increasing F1 weaps
Zook and hominge will provide higher damage with 55 as maximum (or more). This is also making use of birds very dangerous as well as sheep launcher if they are on hands of gunner type worm!

Class2 gotta be Thrower/Bomber which is increasing F2 weaps
Increasing damage of clusters and nades the way so the nade could take ~55hp, hard to say about cluster, nicely placed claster will damage much harder than before, thats what Im sure in! Imagine how awesome to have thrower on top of map when the game turns into bng.

Well there should be 3rd class which is rise the power of the F3. But there is not much sense to increase shotgun. Shotgun on elite itself is perfect weapon. It kills in 2 turns and no matter what it takes. to change the situation we have to make the 100hp damage of sg which is obvious disbalance. 75hp dmg is disbalance as well. And the only effect from making damage of shotgun ~60hp will be facepalm mixed with laughing from eac guys so forgot it just now.

Class3. F4 - No idea how to call it but google proposed me Hercules class, we can also call it nino-like class huh. It makes f4 attacks serious weapon on elite. 50hp dmg from fp/db. And high chance to kill 100hp worm by perfect kami. Having Hercules or nino-like worm in the very middle of map is preparing your body to have an orgasm or even two after the win by the violance of ninoworm.

Possibly class4: F5 - Pedophile which is increasing the power of both super/not super sheeps and dyna with mine. I think its not worth it since such class will unbalance the game. Increasing the damage of already the powerful (without sw) weaps sheep and dyna plus rising the power of ss which is already kinda unbalanced for elite comparing to the other super weaps.

Class4: F6 - Striker. Can napalm and totally burn the ass of the opponent which is pretty much satisfies! Air strike is on mind as well.

Class5: F7 - Engineer. Having one somewhere deep in your peace of map is awesome and gives saveful feel. It can torch and drill much harder as well as build some girders longer than the usual worm with its short limiting distance.

Class6: F8 - Ninja! f@#! yea ninja! With much longer 3 stars power rope, he can get pretty far and make something not good to the opponent

not sure if there is any other nessecery F left. Mostly because of its limited weaps. Except maybe F12 with its own retarded class allowing you to skip as badass as possible and surrender seriously hard. There could be classes like medic which gives ability to cure injured worms but f@#! battlefield 3.

First turn you can only move and select the class of the worm. All other weaps is blocked. Your opponent dont know what classes you choose.

The 2nd idea add levels and regeneration to the elite and allow your worm to level up and become 80lvl worm which is already epic. The idea useful for absolutely any scheme, normal, hyst, anything.
The worm health regenerate by 2 or maybe 3 hp each turn till it reach its maximal hp. You gain exp by damaging and killing worms, by reaching specific amount of exp you'll level up and increase your maximal health and attack.
example:
you see a worm with 52 hp and you got 20 exp left till the level2. What you do, attacking this worm with shotgun -25hp damage and get 25 exp, level up and as result increase your attack which is 10% each level, your second shot does 27 or 28 (actually 27,5 lol) and in any case kill him. Ba-da-bum-tss
Well if you really read my longest post on tus i ever write thats actually serius performance you got there

Opinions? Is there any sense at all to add such stuff in elite? It could be nice scheme if you are not in mood to play league games

<3 watching trailers, especially after announce of "next-gen" consoles there is alot of fun stuff to check out

ryse seems pretty cool, reminds me god of war but its xbox exclusive instead of ps

the last decent game out to play was bioshock infinite, 3 months ago, this period of time is so boring, i completed gta:sa twice lol. But its like you know the sea breeze, it is quiet but once its over the storm begins. same thing gonna happen now on gaming industry
ill divide this tsunami on weeks
week 1: 13rd-19th
Metro: Last Night comes out. awesome atmosphere and graphics, decent serious shooter with rpg elements, plus the fact that developers from ukraine gives me one more reason to play it
week 2: 20th-26th
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger comes out. after terrible cartel this one gonna have awesome tarantino-like atmoshpere and all. Cant miss this too!
week 3: 27th-2nd
GRID II comes out. I dont remember when a decent racing game came out last time, at least on PC, so this one is must-try.
week 4: 3rd-9th
Remember Me comes out. Waiting this one since announce on E3. this one cant be bad im sure

And how about you guys? Waiting them all as me, or just dont give a f@#! at games expect worms?

I wanted to try to win this season, but there is new rules with stupid changes, and the best way to protest for me will be inactivity, ill come back in two months when everything normalize on league, and even if no, there should be WO, for now there is nothing to do on W:A cya

I'm sure some of you heard the rumours already, and I'm here to confirm them once and for all: Yes, TUS site is closing. The domain is closing by the end of this week. I for one must say that I'm very saddened over all this. Not only by how and why it happened, but because this was the best league we've ever had. MI put up with the trashtalk for a long time, and I don't blame him for setting a line once and for all.

It's been five great years, and I particulary want to thank Darkone, MI and franz for their hard work. I also want to thank the community for the great time, it's been a long and fun journey! I don't know what the future brings, for me personally I think it is time to move on now. I hope WA and the community still have a bright future ahead.