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#331
General discussion / Re: CHELSEA SIMULATOR RELEASE!
January 11, 2014, 03:19 PM
hahah, funny bug, I thought I fixed that.
Well I did now, here is version 1.0.1 with this bug fixed: http://rghost.ru/51569900

@Steps Ill send you in pm cheat that gives you 100 bottles of vodka so you dont need to collect them again
#332
General discussion / Re: CHELSEA SIMULATOR RELEASE!
January 11, 2014, 02:28 PM
for now you can play shopper/elite with anubis
and bng with peja

once you unlock b2b corner you can play bng via b2b pc in advanced mode :P
#333
General discussion / CHELSEA SIMULATOR RELEASE!
January 10, 2014, 08:13 PM
Chelsea Simulator aka Chelsim is finally here and waiting for the moment to play with you!

You can Download it here (version 1.0.1)

The game is totally free, dont have any donate button and dont asking you to buy chelsea glasses for real money.

For those who want to be sure there is no virus or just if you want to checkout the code on gml, you can download Open Source version here with all code available.

Screenshots:
Spoiler! View


if you find a bug dont forget to notify me
Have fun and stay tuned for more updates soon.


#334
Schemes / new scheme: BLACKJACK
January 10, 2014, 06:45 PM
Hey guys, damn I just made a test version of a testing scheme based on Blackjack. Aaand its very fun to play :D


the goal is to get a crate and inflict yourself with 21hp dmg or less using the weap from crate..

here is the first replay of blackjack scheme
#335
Schemes / Re: new chess-like scheme
January 10, 2014, 05:06 PM
here is 3x5 tactical variation 1hp and few mines
#336
Off Topic / Re: Be careful! Viruses!
January 10, 2014, 02:47 PM
you know chelsea simulator, right?
it have virus on the game. A few day it send me on email this "game". I had a good antivirus. So I'm not afraid of viruses. But antivirus did not help me  :( windows locks up. I could not do anything!
I clicked "reset" but the system will not boot! I had to reinstall the system  :(  :(  :(
I'm furious  >:(
I want all the players know about it. Do not believe it. It is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Quote from: ANO on January 10, 2014, 01:22 PM
auhuahauh

That's fair, all of you are behind the 3-4 pussies around ag, like bees on the honey. Find pussy outside your computer or at least outside tus-wa.com, there are many porn websites around!
ahhah i bet if he find a real pussy he'll get virus from it as well
#337
Schemes / Re: new chess-like scheme
January 09, 2014, 06:57 PM
pretty intresting variation, hyst weaps.. no lg..
yeah, there is alot of stuff to experiment with, and absence of rules and px/rubber makes it potential

i uploaded 8x8 map: https://www.tus-wa.com/maps/map-11180
and 4x4 https://www.tus-wa.com/maps/map-11179/
#338
General discussion / beauty of MM
January 09, 2014, 03:31 PM
Just a short vid about current trl scheme everyone vote for and noone play ;D

#339
Clans & Communities / Re: WWC needs You!
January 09, 2014, 12:47 AM
#340
Schemes / Re: new chess-like scheme
January 08, 2014, 07:24 PM
here's 8x8 variation, less tactic more fun and tricks
#341
Quote from: Statik on January 08, 2014, 05:40 PM
following your logic the situation will change into:

pro cows, noob skips (he is useless anyway), pro cows, noob skips, etc xD
following my logic successively abusing of rules will be forbidden by cows limit
#342
Quote from: chakkman on January 08, 2014, 04:10 PM
Quote from: Impossible on January 08, 2014, 04:00 PM
sounds like a total mess?
Your post does.
i know xD
still you can see my point
#343
here is wxw rules: wba cba. And once you cow you have to skip next turn and even get a crate. At first sight it sounds quite fair. Im gonna explain why I think its nonsense.

Situation A
Imagine clanner, team1 have 2 average players, team2 have pro and newbie. pro put a hard map so  team1 attacks 60% of turns, pro attacks 95% of turns and newbie, how many times newbie can attack? By following rules he cant make a single shot, so why not attack without wba rule for newbie? attack and then skip next turn and then attack again and keep it till the end of the game. Rules says once you skip your soul is clear so you can make even 20 cows in a game and it will be fair since you skip 20 times after each cow.

sounds like a total mess? Rules allows you to do that. First off because player who cow is the only one who have to skip. Is there any sense? Its like you made a bad thing so you dont playing next turn. And what if I make a cow, and then suicide. Im dead so there is nobody to skip, sorry? IMO if you cow your mate gotta skip, so turn order will be observed. cow -> skip. Now its cow -> another attack -> skip,

Situation  B
Game almost finished.. last team1 worm have 100 hp while team2 have 1 worm from each player with 50hp.
team2 player have turn, he see that he got not enough time to attack so he just cowing, then his mate kills him so turn order didnt even let skip to cower. Rules allows you to do that, and without that cow team2 would obviously lost a game

Situation C
single/clanner wxw
There is possibility to knock 3 opponent worms to the barrel, but it will take around 25 second to knock, ofc if you will touch all the walls you dont have time to knock, but stop, you gonna inflict like 400hp dmg and just skip next turn. Rules allows you to do that. Just take care to dont kill your opponent with cow, otherwise winning complaint gonna be much harder :D

my suggestion:
2 cow=gg
your mate skip if you cow
kill with cow=gg
#344
General discussion / Re: Roping meets music!
January 08, 2014, 12:28 AM
piano roof idea is brilliant
cant wait to try it

oh pyro you also want to add recording :Ddd
its even more kickass yeah
#345
General discussion / Re: Roping meets music!
January 07, 2014, 10:56 PM
and there is already px-wxw scheme, remember? When you touch the wall it change the color and makes some noise :D
10 mins of editing and we are done