I do not totally agree with Berria's modifications, i understand he wants to improve the scheme and reduce/eliminate the action of laming/telecow, but this one ISN'T hysteria, it's more like a BnG with 1 second with jetpack and few other weapons; are really the cow usefull in this scheme? At first sight no, and also i think that the general idea of the scheme (1 sec to shot and a little bit more to made tactical movement) is gone in this variation.
But... I understand the point of view of someone that does not like hysteria because of lame/telecow, and i do not like it too(despite i really like hyst) So i would expose my idea (and help Berria

) The manual placing, instant SD (with slow water rising) and also the reduction of petrols are good and i think that is better to reduce the worms to 3 (80hp) this does not substantially change the basic idea of the scheme, but sure improve it. I suggest to try with little modifications instead with a total conversion of the scheme.
Sorry for bad grammar