Well, we don't really know what Free has seen in his life.
Finland you know, it's a place of hobbits and lappi, of reindeer and santa claus.. aurora borealis and magical unicorns. Not even a sparkling pink banner can match that.
And besides...
Free olla naama norsun vitulla

edit: speaking of Finnish, gotta love that language:
"Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi! (paraphrased, "Oh f@#!ing shit!" or literally "The spring of c@#!s and the late winter of dicks!"
That's freakin poetry man