Ladies and gents I mighty taner the one and only the ruler of wormnet am inviting you today to a real menrape slaughter match.Will mighty taner be able to penetrate the turkish sultan with his nine incher ? Or will taner get penetrated by Akts doner kebab ?
Only one way to find out
http://www.twitch.tv/khamski
20:00 gmt
Tickets are limited!

Gimme free ticket.

damn, i got late shift 

Take a day off.You don't know what you're missing

Spot reserved.

What the f@#! what in apefaces name is this shit? Who would want to see turkish shitmatches? I for one decline politely yet immediately! Thats for sure!

Oh Max my good old nazi friend theres a vip spot for you and your husband tobias.Dont be late.
Wild

To watch 2 nonames rape each other on a noname scheme? Holy mother of dear god help us all and rape the Taner!

But thank you VERY MUCH for the VIP slots. I appreciate it.

Tell you what dear Max.Come and watch the "apeshitmatch" between celebrities such as me and Akt.And in case you like it I  promise you that we (the good hearth people of wormnet) will collect some money so you can get a brain transplant so you'd be able to play schemes other than Comet Dodging and Max Scheme.

I enjoy a good mole round from time to time that is no problem at all whatsoever. But seeing noname amateurs play against each other really doesnt help ^^. The contrary is the case. Seeing shit like that makes you puke, ill, hairy down in the pants and that means playing any other scheme is like being raped from a man prostitute!

But thx for the invitation once again. I politely decline.

I'm quite famous thank you.Dont know about u.We will have at least 20 viewers.All you have is Tobias watching over u and poking you with his magic wanddick.
Wild.
Be there tonight.

20 sounds a lot well congrats. We have 20 thousand every match plus dickhair that means you know....a million or sth.!

Do you use your dickhair as christmas decoration?

Short answer: yes

Some people don't understand the humor of taner, except me. :/