Chuck Norris don't play clanners anymore because his clan mate Bruce Lee is dead. 

Chuck Norris host Hysteria with 0,001 second turn time in #ChuckNorris channel on wormnet0.chucknorris.team17.com

To be honest lol, Chuck Norris isn't even that good, I am seriously and honestly curious as to how this whole Chuck Norris trend started...

Quote from: Komo on July 08, 2010, 11:37 AM
To be honest lol, Chuck Norris isn't even that good, I am seriously and honestly curious as to how this whole Chuck Norris trend started...

Shhhshhh pssst, are U crazy? Chuck maybe read this forums!

(plz forgive him mr.Norris, he didn't mean that, he's a good guy, I know him for long time)

Pfft, i'd givvum a glasgae kiss n it'd be over

Quote from: Rok on July 08, 2010, 09:50 AM
To tease Prankster a bit:

Chuck Norris can darkside in an empty bng map. 

eh, biingo -.-

but Chuck Norris can hit u with a ghost nade on a bng map, so its not darksiding xP

Chuck Norris took off crown of Brazillian king with help of roundhouse kick, and then poor zippo left worms xD

Chuck Norris is so clever that he does not waste time for playing worms, he all days trains roundhouse kicks!

Rope of Chuck Norris is so long that when the end of rope does not touch wall, all have to wait forever, until rope will end...

Chuck Norris is so honor that banned himself forever before the creating of TUS league so as not to upset players an endless series of their victories...

Chuck Norris uses HOLY GRENADE for the baptism of worms and for initiation them in kung-fu...

Chuck Norris hits the ground roundhouse kicks and starts an earthquake!

Chuck Norris would won CWT tournament, but he banned himself on CWT!

Chuck Norris created the Worms from help of roundhouse kicks to manage the people...

Quote from: Camperz on July 07, 2010, 05:27 PM

Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.

Did not undestand this one , lol

Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...

Quote from: Aviv on July 08, 2010, 04:17 PM

Quote from: Camperz on July 07, 2010, 05:27 PM

Quote from: Aviv on July 07, 2010, 04:59 PM
When Chuck Norris host a ttrr, he must kick people cause they are too many.

Did not undestand this one , lol

Try too host a ttrr, nobody join...

depends when u host it^^ i mean wich period of day 

Chuck norris doesn't give a crap about this thread ^^ *sigh*

Chuck Norris can win 2 games vs Devilage by playing only 1.

Chuck Norris won boom race but used only dril

Chuck Norris won RS'Chelsea'BoM in boom race

Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.
It's impossible, but if someone plop Chuck Norris, he won't be wet. The water will be Chuck Norris'd xDD
Chuck Norris can't host. He is the host.
Chuck Norris can't be hit. He shoots himself, since Chuck Norris is the only one, who can hurt Chuck Norris XD
If Komo and wormf00d would play a BnG match, Chuck Norris would won.

Quote from: GodiTo on July 09, 2010, 01:20 PM
Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.

Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, with roundhouse kick!!!!

Smiting Chuck Norris on these forums gives him +1 rep and gives you -1 rep.
Chuck Norris can respawn, even though he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris can telefrag.
Chuck Norris can destroy indestructable maps.
Chuck Norris can ropeknock in RH.
Chuck Norris controls the wind with roundhouse kicks.