OD presents: Taner Quote Database

[OrangE]

hahahahah lmfao how could I miss this thread rofl

[Mink]

ragequit mink xD

U GOT LUCKY IN THE 1ST GAME. EXTREMELY.

THEN I HAD U IN THE 2ND AND U DID THE PUSSY MOVE. NICE ONE.

[Twyrfher]

[21:18] <taner> IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[21:18] <taner> ILL ABUSE WHATEVER I WANT
[21:19] <taner> WHOEVER STANDS IN MY WAY IS GOING TO GET AIDS

[OrangE]

[08.28.30] <- [MIGHTY`taner] FU NIGA
[08.28.35] [bh`saifron] !host rr <wRRw>
[08.28.45] -> [MIGHTY`taner] TANER! MY FAVOURITE f@#!TARD!
[08.28.51] -> [MIGHTY`taner] whatsup
[08.29.02] <- [MIGHTY`taner] I CHALLENGE YO n@#!!!SHIT
[08.29.10] <- [MIGHTY`taner] 1V1 NORMAL
[08.29.11] [bh`saifron] !host rr "wRRw"
[08.29.14] -> [MIGHTY`taner] to what? a stupidity challenge?
[08.29.22] [bh`saifron] !close
[08.29.26] Join: Drumstick`FL.
[08.29.28] -> [MIGHTY`taner] u won't win. ure too stupid even to win a stupidity challenge
[08.29.30] <- [MIGHTY`taner] A REAL MENS GAME OF NORMAL
[08.29.39] -> [MIGHTY`taner] cant now mate, sry
[08.29.44] <- [MIGHTY`taner] CMON NIGA DONT SHIT UR PANTS
[08.29.54] <- [MIGHTY`taner] WHATA A JEW
[08.29.57] -> [MIGHTY`taner] i can beat u even with my eyes closed. but i can't play right now
[08.30.01] Join: Line5.
[08.30.04] Quit: Komito``dS ( [The Wheat Snooper] The Wheat Snooper 2.
[08.30.07] Join: `bfw`PIZZASHEET.
[08.30.33] Join: Komito``dS.
[08.30.40] * Komito``dS is hosting a game: dS_Tour!, wa://90.201.125.120:17011?gameid=4092226&scheme=Pf,Be
[08.30.47] Quit: Line5 (Joined Game)
[08.30.51] [`bfw`PIZZASHEET] i started MIGHTY clan
[08.30.56] Quit: `bfw`PIZZASHEET (Joined Game)
[08.30.57] <- [MIGHTY`taner] U HAVE TO LOOK UP THE KEYBOARD MANUAL
[08.31.09] <- [MIGHTY`taner] CUZ U FORGET HOW TO USE IT
[08.31.19] Quit: MIGHTY`taner (Joined Game)
[08.31.24] Join: MIGHTY`taner.
[08.31.32] -> [MIGHTY`taner] lmfao
[08.31.37] Join: Marchello.
[08.31.49] <- [MIGHTY`taner] ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
[08.31.49] Join: Line5.
[08.31.52] [Marchello] !host fly
[08.31.55] Quit: Marchello (Joined Game)
[08.32.00] <- [MIGHTY`taner] U GOD DAMN FEATUS
[08.32.17] <- [MIGHTY`taner] IMMA COME OVER THERE
[08.32.18] [Drumstick`FL] what have you done
[08.32.25] <- [MIGHTY`taner] PULL MY PANTS DOWN
[08.32.27] <- [MIGHTY`taner] AND
[08.32.32] <- [MIGHTY`taner] NEVER MIND
[08.33.08] [Line5] !host normal
[08.33.12] Part: Scribe`LiH
[08.33.13] Quit: Line5 (Joined Game)
[08.33.15] Join: Dakota.
[08.33.18] Quit: bh`saifron (Joined Game)
[08.33.30] Quit: Dakota (Joined Game)
[08.33.31] <- [MIGHTY`taner] YEAH,THATS IT.GO WANK OVER THE CORNER

[Alien]

[sK`Alien`nlF] hf
[MIGHTY`taner] u fukin noob
[MIGHTY`taner] u gonna die
[MIGHTY`taner] son of a bitch
[MIGHTY`taner] i may have to go in a bit
[MIGHTY`taner] wtf
[MIGHTY`taner] son of a bitch
[MIGHTY`taner] are u fukin stupid
[MIGHTY`taner] shitbag
[sK`Alien`nlF] gg

https://www.tus-wa.com/leagues/game-136802/

ignoring function pwns. xd

[philie]

https://www.tus-wa.com/forums/off-topic/iran-has-launched-monkey-into-space-19202/msg155650/#msg155650

[Tomi]

01:37: MIGHTY`taner> MY POO IS PROBABLY CLEANER THAN THE FOOD U EAT NIGAS 
31.01 01:37: michal: JOIN :#AnythingGoes 
31.01 01:37: michal: QUIT :Joined Game 
31.01 01:37: UISxApioMan: QUIT :Joined Game 
01:37: iNf`Tomi`PFFC> have you reported the ttrtrr? 
31.01 01:37: michal: JOIN :#AnythingGoes 
31.01 01:37: holybaba: QUIT :Hosting a game: Intermediate 
31.01 01:37: Quaresma11: JOIN :#AnythingGoes 
31.01 01:37: michal: QUIT :Joined Game 
31.01 01:37: Matheuuus: PART #AnythingGoes 
01:37: MIGHTY`taner> MY DIK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW 
01:37: TdC-PEJ> ye 
01:37: MIGHTY`taner> I CAN MAKE A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL 

[OrangE]

lmfao taner just quit a TRL

don't play him guys, he will keep playing only if he's winning.

[StepS]

[22:43:05] <taner> how do i add friends on that thing ?
[22:46:49] <taner> KRD
[22:47:19] <taner> get ur fat ass over here and troubleshoot that shit

[philie]

03:00: MIGHTY`taner> LETS TUS NIGER 
03:00: Husks> last time u quitted noob 
03:00: MIGHTY`taner> NO I DIDNT 
03:00: Husks> )))))x 
03:01: MIGHTY`taner> HOST UP 
03:01: Husks> ok but if u quit I play someone1 else
03:01: MIGHTY`taner> LETS NORMAL 
03:01: Husks> okkk 
03:01: AeF`PEJ> huuuusk 
03:01: < Husks:  is hosting a game: tus_, Spiel Verweis >
03:01: AeF`PEJ> husssk 
03:01: MIGHTY`taner> FUK OFF PEJA 

[Triad]

http://wqdb.org/?734

MrPimpoooo

[Ytrojan]

11:46:02 AM SpyVsSpyFan: HAIL SPYVSSPYFAN, COMING TO KILL TANER!
11:53:01 AM SpyVsSpyFan: I AM GONNA KICK YOUR f@#!ING ASS!
11:53:07 AM SpyVsSpyFan: I'M NOT KIDDING!
11:53:14 AM taner: f@#! OFF NOOB
11:53:28 AM taner: I HAVE A HUGE TOOTSIE ROLL
11:53:34 AM taner: BEST THING U CAN DO IS LICK IT\
11:53:36 AM taner: NO HOMO
11:53:50 AM SpyVsSpyFan: NO, NOOB! YOU HAVE A MICROSCOPIC BUTTERFINGER I WON'T LICK!
11:54:16 AM taner: ITS HUGE MAN
11:54:20 AM taner: IM TELLIN YOU
11:54:29 AM taner: ITS LIKE THE EIPHEL TOWER
11:54:38 AM taner: I GET FREE WI-FI WITH IT
11:54:52 AM SpyVsSpyFan: OK, YOU HAVE A "HUGE" BUTTERFINGER THAT I WON'T LICK! AND IT'S NOT THE EIPHEL TOWER! IT'S MOKE LIKE A SHACK!
11:56:05 AM taner: ITS HUGE MAN LIVE WITH IT
11:56:33 AM SpyVsSpyFan: MORE LIKE IT'S BIG AS HALF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!
11:57:14 AM taner: ITS AS BIG AS THE STATE OF TEXAS
11:57:33 AM SpyVsSpyFan: IT'S AS SMALL AS A DUST MITE!
11:57:55 AM taner: ITS HUGE MAN
11:58:02 AM SpyVsSpyFan: IT'S SMALL, IDIOT!
11:58:22 AM taner: HUGE LIKE AN OPSTACLE COURSE
11:58:33 AM taner: ITS LIKE A PYTHON
11:58:46 AM SpyVsSpyFan: SMALL LIKE BACTERIA! IT'S LIKE A WINSTON CIGARETTE!
11:58:52 AM taner: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT IT GETS LIKE WHEN ITS HARD
11:59:02 AM taner: IT CAN EAT THE WHOLE GALAXY
11:59:17 AM SpyVsSpyFan: NO, IT CAN ONLY EAT YOUR ASS!
11:59:22 AM taner: AND AFTER IT EATS IT
11:59:27 AM taner: IT WILL SHIT OUT DUST
11:59:47 AM SpyVsSpyFan: NO, IT'LL SHIT OUT DOG SHIT!
11:59:49 AM taner: SMALL PARTICLES OF PLANET EARTH LIKE YOUR SMALL COCK
12:00:01 PM SpyVsSpyFan: NO! BIG PARTICLES OF YOUR ASS!
12:00:12 PM taner: OH MAN
12:00:17 PM taner: I KNOW URE JELLY
12:00:19 PM taner: BUT DONT BE
12:00:26 PM taner: ITS HOW LIFE WORKS
12:00:32 PM taner: ONE IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER
12:00:37 PM taner: I TURN OUT TO BE THE BIG ONE
12:00:40 PM taner: THE GREAT ONE
12:00:43 PM taner: THE GREATES
12:00:48 PM SpyVsSpyFan: NO, YOUR THE BAD ONE, n@#!!!!
12:00:59 PM taner: DID U JUST CALL ME n@#!!!?
12:01:03 PM taner: THATS A LITTLE RACIST
12:01:04 PM SpyVsSpyFan: YEAH, n@#!!!!
12:01:15 PM taner: YOU KNOW I CAN CALL THE RACIST POLICE RIGHTN OW
12:01:31 PM taner: AND THEY WILL SEIZE YOUR BARBIE DOLLS AND ACTION FIGURES
12:01:59 PM taner: FIGURINES
12:02:02 PM SpyVsSpyFan: I DON'T HAVE THOSE! I HAVE PREMIUM-QUALITY RICHES THE SIZE OF YOUR ASS!
12:02:14 PM taner: OH MY GOD
12:02:15 PM taner: YOU DIDNT
12:02:21 PM taner: THATS IT
12:02:28 PM taner: YOU'RE GETTING ARRESTED
12:02:37 PM taner: APESHIT CLUSTERf@#! IS COMING TOWARDS YOU
12:02:37 PM SpyVsSpyFan: I am back!
12:02:42 PM taner: YOU BETTER LEAVE TH HOUSE ASSHOLE
12:02:52 PM SpyVsSpyFan: NO! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR ASS!
12:03:10 PM taner: MY ASS OWNS YOUR ASS
12:03:20 PM SpyVsSpyFan: I am playing!
12:03:20 PM taner: NOW BACK TO BED BEFORE I FLY OVER THERE
12:03:23 PM taner: WITH MY MAGIC CARPET
12:03:41 PM SpyVsSpyFan: NO! YOU GO BACK TO BED, NOOB!
12:04:16 PM taner: YOU'RE DONE MOTHERf@#!ER
12:04:18 PM taner: SAY YOUR PRAYER
12:05:05 PM taner: BECAUSE HELP ME GOD I WILL FLY OVER THERE WITH MY MAGIC CARPET AND I WILL SHOVE A JELLYFISH UP YOUR ASS
12:06:48 PM SpyVsSpyFan: THAT'S IT! YOUR ASS IS BANKRUPT!
12:08:49 PM SpyVsSpyFan: IT'S LIQUIDATING NOW!
12:10:32 PM SpyVsSpyFan: IT SOLD MY ASS TO CRASH'S ASS
12:10:40 PM SpyVsSpyFan: IT SOLD YOUR POOP TO HOSTINGBUDDY
12:10:42 PM taner: CALM YOUR ASS DOWN
12:10:46 PM SpyVsSpyFan: NO!
12:11:06 PM taner: HOSTINGBUDDY IS MY BITCH
12:11:20 PM taner: WHICH MEANS UR MY BITCH
12:11:42 PM SpyVsSpyFan: I'M NOW HOSTING MY OWN GAMES, ASSHAT!
12:12:46 PM SpyVsSpyFan: SUCK IT!
12:13:42 PM SpyVsSpyFan: I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
12:13:54 PM taner: f@#! OFF
12:13:56 PM taner: IM TOO GREAT
12:13:58 PM taner: TO TALK TO YOU

[XanKriegor]

A little compilation of best quotes of the best match i ever spectated 

[Zalo]

[2015-01-02 19.49.55] [MIGHTY`taner] SINCE PACMAN
[2015-01-02 19.50.01] [Fox`PeCeT`DOS] SINCE 1995
[2015-01-02 19.50.06] [MIGHTY`taner] YES
[2015-01-02 19.50.11] [Fox`Dr-Eggman] bo 5?
[2015-01-02 19.50.13] [MIGHTY`taner] YES
[2015-01-02 19.50.16] [MIGHTY`taner] U STUPID?
[2015-01-02 19.50.24] [Fox`Dr-Eggman] i love you
[2015-01-02 19.50.32] [z13`Mega`Adnan] Let gods
[2015-01-02 19.50.32] [MIGHTY`taner] PECET
[2015-01-02 19.50.33] [MIGHTY`taner] TELL ME
[2015-01-02 19.50.35] [MIGHTY`taner] IS HE STUPID?
[2015-01-02 19.50.36] [z13`Mega`Adnan] fight in hell
[2015-01-02 19.50.39] [Fox`PeCeT`DOS] WELL
[2015-01-02 19.50.43] [Fox`PeCeT`DOS] WELL
[2015-01-02 19.50.46] ••• Starting game, recorded as file "User\Games\2015-01-02 19.50.46 [Online Round 4]
[2015-01-02 19.55.48] [Fox`Dr-Eggman] :DTANE3R WON
[2015-01-02 19.55.50] [MIGHTY`taner] ONCE AGAIN U WITNESSED
[2015-01-02 19.55.52] [z13`Mega`Adnan] I AM PROUD
[2015-01-02 19.55.52] [Fox`PeCeT`DOS] 20 SECS CREDITS
[2015-01-02 19.55.57] [z13`Mega`Adnan] VERY VERY PROUD
[2015-01-02 19.55.59] [MIGHTY`taner] YEAH
[2015-01-02 19.56.01] [MIGHTY`taner] MOTHERFUKER
[2015-01-02 19.56.04] [MIGHTY`taner] I WANTED TO READ THE CREDITS
[2015-01-02 19.56.06] [MIGHTY`taner] THATS IT
[2015-01-02 19.56.07] [Fox`PeCeT`DOS] TOBI'S READING CREDITS SHUT UP YALL
[2015-01-02 19.56.17] [MIGHTY`taner] IM REPORTING YOU TO TUS ADMINS FOR NOT LETTING ME READ CREDITS f@#! OFF EVERYBODY
[2015-01-02 19.56.19] [MIGHTY`taner] AND DONT FORGET
[2015-01-02 19.56.23] [MIGHTY`taner] JESUS LOVES YOU

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[2014-12-08 23.36.29] [MIGHTY`taner] FUK OFF
[2014-12-08 23.36.31] [MIGHTY`taner] POLISHN IGER
[2014-12-08 23.36.40] [Zdzichu] fusk usa :*
[2014-12-08 23.36.48] [MIGHTY`taner] FUK POOLAND
[2014-12-08 23.36.50] [Zdzichu] like always
[2014-12-08 23.37.07] [MIGHTY`taner] WE WILL CONQUER YOU AND RAPE YOUR DONKEYS

[ANO]

Comon Taner, don't send private insults... if you feel you have to insult, do it in public.