So ayy I was tryna find some ppl for wxw funner and sum local fuccboi from harlem joined my host. I hit the light and game was on. He was overwhelming better on rope and I was shocked when he revealed he had a non-default sized big enhanced limb for roping. Not his right hand, or left hand. He got a mechanical dick that has more horsepower than a 2016 Ford Fiesta. Holy f@#!ing shit. Just because he's a Gulf War veteran that has replaced his severed dick doesn't mean he can use it on WA! I know you'll say use wkDickComparison and set dick size to low so it'll warn when opponent got huge dong. But this guy's unusual dick structure will bypass it. I know it's rare, as rare as having Albino. So let's call it Albino case. Will we allow this hentai knock off Bionic Commando to use his dick on keyboard like Dhalsim's attack? Will mod finally update rules?
Conclusion: This is how big map complains started looking like to me, please staff update the rules.