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Offline Zalo

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10 signs You are a real man
« on: May 20, 2016, 10:23 AM »
Life Guide #69

10 signs You are a real man


- u nevr complian about finding mortar... never... if lif givs u citruesus, make a lemonad it from
- u nevr wirite ' lol ' when ur wuorm gets - 43/43. Dameg is damaeg, dont be super suerprised about it
- u never wrire ' lucky weap ' . if u no want this weap in a game whu u play this gam
- u never ' prepar for th fight '. th real men re always readu, evn if its 4 a.m
- u nevur cumplain ebut bloking. if u have ur privecy, why u no want ur friend to have it too. undrestanding is improtant
- u never retire, never, warrior is alwas a warrieor. returement is only fear for showing worseness. harrison ford will play indiena jones in the age of 76. think abot it
- u never accept ' free wins '. no fight means no glory, look gladiator film
- u hev private life. we all need some tim to forget about preblems. we all need some smal excitement and shaky fingers as piki, rael man once said. but wanting persons to belong to is key
- u nevr smile emoticons when u kill or plup enemy. real mens never must show emotion. just like peopl walking off from explesions
- u never write ' ife I did that.. I wuld win ' . u not won. so accept life

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fk u
« Last Edit: May 20, 2016, 07:07 PM by Zalo »

Offline Husk

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 11:07 AM »
the ebola english in ur latest posts makes me want to hide ur posts... xD

Offline spleen17

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 11:11 AM »
Yeah, most real men are at least able to type properly.

Offline Sensei

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 11:15 AM »
Not funny, let's move on.

Offline Zalo

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Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 11:17 AM »
Not funny, let's move on.

u jelaous
« Last Edit: May 20, 2016, 12:06 PM by Zalo »

Offline Chelsea

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
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Offline Zalo

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Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 11:57 AM »


yes chels, being no male hurts inside, u will get better

Offline Chelsea

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2016, 12:06 PM »
haha looks like you know something about that, Zalo ;D But I don't wanna hear your love storys.  ;D

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Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2016, 12:09 PM »
I know. u dont like hetero love stories, i understand

Offline Chelsea

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2016, 12:14 PM »
If you have dick in your ass It's not hetero love story :D you and your bf are wrong :D

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Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2016, 12:18 PM »
chels, topic is abut being tru warior... and out of nowhere u talk about a dick in a man's ass... u okay

Offline Sensei

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2016, 12:31 PM »
I stand corrected. This is funny, continue.

Offline Mega`Adnan

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2016, 03:44 PM »
Umm... what?



Adnan, you are Mega, not Micro and not even faint  :D So fight till the end please.

Offline MonkeyIsland

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2016, 03:56 PM »
@Chelsea,
If you can't keep the language clean, please don't post at all.

@Zalo, @Sensei,
Sent you a PM.
Due to massive misunderstandings: MonkeyIsland refers to an island not a monkey. I would be a monkey, if my name was IslandMonkey meaning a monkey who is or lives on an island. MonkeyIsland is an island which is related to monkeys. Also there's been a legend around saying MonkeyIsland is a game. So please, think of me as an island or a game.

Offline Sage

Re: 10 signs You are a real man
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2016, 04:28 PM »
Real men don't do videogames.
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