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10 signs You are a real man

Started by Zalo, May 20, 2016, 10:23 AM

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Zalo

Life Guide #69

10 signs You are a real man


- u nevr complian about finding mortar... never... if lif givs u citruesus, make a lemonad it from
- u nevr wirite ' lol ' when ur wuorm gets - 43/43. Dameg is damaeg, dont be super suerprised about it
- u never wrire ' lucky weap ' . if u no want this weap in a game whu u play this gam
- u never ' prepar for th fight '. th real men re always readu, evn if its 4 a.m
- u nevur cumplain ebut bloking. if u have ur privecy, why u no want ur friend to have it too. undrestanding is improtant
- u never retire, never, warrior is alwas a warrieor. returement is only fear for showing worseness. harrison ford will play indiena jones in the age of 76. think abot it
- u never accept ' free wins '. no fight means no glory, look gladiator film
- u hev private life. we all need some tim to forget about preblems. we all need some smal excitement and shaky fingers as piki, rael man once said. but wanting persons to belong to is key
- u nevr smile emoticons when u kill or plup enemy. real mens never must show emotion. just like peopl walking off from explesions
- u never write ' ife I did that.. I wuld win ' . u not won. so accept life

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u wil want to writes ' u nevr play mole '

fk u

Husk

the ebola english in ur latest posts makes me want to hide ur posts... xD

spleen17

Yeah, most real men are at least able to type properly.

Sensei


Zalo

#4
Quote from: Sensei on May 20, 2016, 11:15 AM
Not funny, let's move on.

u jelaous

Chelsea


Zalo


Chelsea

haha looks like you know something about that, Zalo ;D But I don't wanna hear your love storys.  ;D

Zalo

I know. u dont like hetero love stories, i understand

Chelsea

If you have dick in your ass It's not hetero love story :D you and your bf are wrong :D

Zalo

chels, topic is abut being tru warior... and out of nowhere u talk about a dick in a man's ass... u okay

Sensei

I stand corrected. This is funny, continue.

Mega`Adnan




Quote from: XanKriegor on November 18, 2015, 03:21 PMAdnan, you are Mega, not Micro and not even faint  :D So fight till the end please.

MonkeyIsland

@Chelsea,
If you can't keep the language clean, please don't post at all.

@Zalo, @Sensei,
Sent you a PM.
Due to massive misunderstandings: MonkeyIsland refers to an island not a monkey. I would be a monkey, if my name was IslandMonkey meaning a monkey who is or lives on an island. MonkeyIsland is an island which is related to monkeys. Also there's been a legend around saying MonkeyIsland is a game. So please, think of me as an island or a game.

Sage

Real men don't do videogames.
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