Chuck Norris beat Mablak in elite, without any weapons.
It's impossible, but if someone plop Chuck Norris, he won't be wet. The water will be Chuck Norris'd xDD
Chuck Norris can't host. He is the host.
Chuck Norris can't be hit. He shoots himself, since Chuck Norris is the only one, who can hurt Chuck Norris XD
If Komo and wormf00d would play a BnG match, Chuck Norris would won.