skedjfuswigfberig WOW, raging so hard right now... cannot think of a better case of crate rape! ps simply played bad (no offense, you guys made a lot of mistakes), and mm played solid... what happened? we had a solid lead and then crates kept fist f@#!ing us whenever we needed to hit a fat worm... even when we made tactical decisions to try to prevent crate rape, they STILL kept popping up in shit places... how f@#!ing stupid is it that you can be dominating so hard, but the other team gets back to even just because of the RANDOM GAME MECHANIC!? even when we both hid top at the end, i got the worst f@#!ing possible crate in relation to the enemy worm's hide...
don't give me the BULLSHIT ARGUMENT of "OH YOU JUST GOTTA PLAY BETTER TO COUNTER THE CRATES!" f@#! THAT PIECE OF SHIT RETARDED ARGUMENT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THAT KEEPS WINNING OUT ON THE FORUMS, IT IS LOGICALLY FALSE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY! why should one team be forced to play immaculately and one team can shit all over itself and come back in the game just because the game engine says so? f@#! THAT. Using that same logic, you can say "play like shit, and let the f@#!ing retarded crate placements balance the game back!"
I am not saying mm played perfect here. obviously there were mistakes, but not nearly the same amount as ps. playing perfect does NOT STOP BAD CRATES, AND THAT IS WHY THAT ARGUMENT IS INVALID AS SHIT! YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU FRANZ AND DUB. If everyone could cover 80% of the map and attack for 48 100% of the time, guess what? whoever gets a crate drop in that 20% land that they can't cover gets f@#!ED. both players are completely identical, it depends on who gets the shitty crate drop! i will say this again, f@#! THAT ARGUMENT TO THE GROUND, IT IS NOT SOUND, I f@#!ING RHYMED.
I have not raged this hard in a LONG time, so i hope you can all forgive me when i look at this in a week and feel like a dick. everyone should be able to rage once and a while