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#511
I never hosted cups because I didnt really see the point of them, looking for your opponent, waiting all this stuff is boring, but now I come up with very intresting idea, and the only way to bring it to life is cup playing format.
The idea is: You need to draw your own fort, and send it to me on pm, i will post special black-colored canvas with
right size (maybe 1000x1000 pix, big forts is fun to play isnt it :P ).
I will no doubt approve all maps, but here is some rules:
please dont use real photo vagina/penis pics, peja. i mean think what the hell will happen with your opponent's brain when he will see your ass scanned on xerox as your fort, still hand drawed penis is allowed, however i recommend you to try to be as original as possible, its not penis war cup remember? Also draw vagina with text "put your banana right in my hole" is not likely to do. Not because of vagina, or such kinds of jokes, but because there is big chance your map will be flipped horizontally sometimes, so your text can be mirrored and get unreadable.

Alright, once you finished your fort, you gotta send it me in pms, and then ill send you pass to the cup, so you can sign up on it. Then you need to wait till we get enough players, i hope there will be alot of players, because we wont involve just tus players, but also alot of mappers from wmdb, they are no doubt will be interest in such cup. Then, when groups will be paired Ill make maps and send to everyone maps with his fort+opponents. About starting, maybe next week, because for now most of the players playing WO

map recommendations:
as i said you have to be original, also the scheme will be very different from classic fort scheme, it will contain 1 earth quake, 1 armageddon, 1 nuclear, maybe 1 mole strike, with delay ofc, so you have to make protection for all those weapons. Also after group stage we'll make vote for the most epic map, for the most beatiful map, and the best map to play on. Of course you can just dl some featured map on wmdb and cut the fort from it, but think to yourself will it have any sense to play on it on cup where the main point is making your own fort.
#512
rofl@susuii, wasnt it clan of russians?
#513
Quote from: LeTotalKiller on August 29, 2013, 02:30 AM
And maybe your Chile vs. Chile games only took place with fair mods or something
or something, ltk. Do you realize that half of the players on chilean tourneys is chilean players itself. This means its impossible physically to dont pair them versus each other, like here http://wormolympics.com/t1329#results

what i want to say is that tourneys where chile play vs chile and winning medals on themselve, giving medals to chile on that tourneys is pointless, there was no other players except chileans so in fact nobody except them could get a medal anyway lol
#514
thats true, at least ttrr semi and ssr semi was paired without using of randombot
#515
yeah dmitry is right, you pairing me only with lukz and saying wtf is wrong with you, just have fun xD
#516
Quote from: LeTotalKiller on August 27, 2013, 09:32 PM
I guess Impo's loophole-finder mind will pretty easily find loopholes in that

easily, you can write messege from snoop which will be invisible for everyone :P
#517
randomize pairs on your tool till you get a newbie opponent, film it, cut everything other, and upload on youtube, yeah there already was mods like that :D

here is my suggest:
Once some1 complaint about some1 pairings, this guy automatically get forced to use randombot for some amount of time
#518
Quote from: DarkOne on August 26, 2013, 07:26 PM
Quote from: Impossible on August 26, 2013, 02:51 AM
chance to play with winners of tourneys on 1st round at absolutly 100% of all hosted 2v2 roper tourneys is.. under 0.0001% lol, i cant even count that, the number is too small, its like winning 1000000$ lottery.. it's like going to the store, and suddenly  lightning strikes in you.. ofc in case all those pairings is randomized, which is obviously not

Actually, it's 1/9 * 1/12 * 1/12 * 1/13 in this case which is 0.006%, so almost 60 times what you just said. Incidentally, that chance is 1.5 times as high as the chance to be struck by lightning in any given year.

i just called a random number, i thought nobody want recount that :D
anyway its absolutely not a problem for me to play with favorite of the tourneys, there is problem wierder than that, everyone know that chilean will f*k me with pairs so everyone avoiding me as partner and i have to play with players like nocry, the guy under drugs who piled me all his turns and made around 5 self-attacks in game, kins who didnt even wait for ll, etc lol
#519
by the way, chance to get paired with lukz twice in a row on the same scheme with the same mod on the first round for me is:
0.09%

also, about pairing me up with the players who won gold on the chilean tourneys
i participated on 4 2v2 roper tourneys.
here i paired with avi and statik on round1 -> they won gold
http://wormolympics.com/t1107#results
here i paired with bry4n and lukz on round1 -> they won gold
http://wormolympics.com/t1151#results
here i paired with avi and free on round1 -> they won gold
http://wormolympics.com/t1275#results
here i paired with bry4n and okeii, guess what? yeah they won gold
http://wormolympics.com/t1074#results


chance to play with winners of tourneys on 1st round at absolutly 100% of all hosted 2v2 roper tourneys is.. under 0.0001% lol, i cant even count that, the number is too small, its like winning 1000000$ lottery.. it's like going to the store, and suddenly  lightning strikes in you.. ofc in case all those pairings is randomized, which is obviously not
#520
not all chileans is bad mods, twy and few other is usually modding fine, but just take a look at what the f@#! bry4n is doing:




you may think something like ahh so what if you asked him to pair you with lukz? there is still huge chance that it was random... (100/13=7% chance) lol
But!! Take a look at previous Bry4n wxw tourney, he paired me on 1st round with lukz twice in a row xD
http://wormolympics.com/t1100#results
#521
HHC Im beating everyone here and there as promised








can you buy ps3 +gta V for me now? ty
#522
Leagues General / Re: Shoppa/wXw and petrol
August 20, 2013, 01:42 PM
f@#! petrol !
#523
hahah i made 35 on emin 16 few years ago but it was with spange bob on center of map
#524
Quote from: Korydex on August 17, 2013, 03:44 PM
lol its not a freaking terrain on the replay :-X
i dont have mask of the worms sprites so i cant test if its working with terrain too
#525
Public Forum / New Type of Jumps in W:A unlocked!
August 17, 2013, 03:37 PM


checkout the replay at 0:20s

seems like its the same bug when the worm fall down from rope at another worm and dont get fd because the vertical speed is zero, well dunno but the fact itself that its possible to jump like that is really awesome