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#526
Leagues General / Re: standings
August 14, 2013, 03:43 PM
i dont think we really need amount of average elo, 8000 is much more balanced because games like Zelda Ocarina of time had even more elo then Teletubbies 3D so if we cut it to 500 elo it will be perfect, especially counting the fact Obama is communist
#527
Schemes / Re: Any ideas? - Rowy Madness
August 13, 2013, 08:13 PM
how about make a bigger map?
:D
#528
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 13, 2013, 03:39 PM
Quote from: MonkeyIsland on August 13, 2013, 03:16 PM
1) Ad => prize: I'm on it. I'm in Iran and I can't provide Iranian address for things like Google Ad. So I'm looking to find a solution.
2) Matchmaking: I'm on it since the day I posted on that thread.
3) sound on personal/group shoutbox + mumble like voice press to speak: It is actually done and working. But the whole shoutbox is getting rewritten, so you have to wait till the whole thing is done. Not the mumble though.
4) Add more scheme to tus classic league and use weight on them based on skills needed: Nothing on this.
5) karma change (mix between stackoverflow and game forums) Nothing on this.
6) redesign rules display and site layout: This is pending, it was an ongoing process. But people who were involved are taking things slow.

1) Makes sense now, no problem thats not the thing we gotta hurry on anyway
2) I bet with money prizes there will be much easier to find tus on ag. However mix of matchmaking+money prizes seems really awesome
3) i personally dont carea about this
4) i dont think we need more classic league schemes
5) i dont care about karma
6) i could help with some rules, i have big knowlege with game mechanic like drops etc
#529
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 12, 2013, 08:44 PM
....
tus ordinary day:
oohh community is diying, no one plays clanners, old schoolers leave us, its so hard to find tus on ag now
the day that could be revolutional on worms armageddon:
oh it will make too much drama we dont really need money, ofc it will bring tus to the new level and all but it also make alot of complaints
the next day:
oohh community is diying, no one plays clanners, old schoolers leave us, its so hard to find tus on ag now *crying* *crying*

fk u guys lol
#530
Off Topic / Re: RandomBot
August 12, 2013, 03:25 PM
@komo Take a screenshot of wormnet those days without asbest insulting is almost mission impossible
#531
BECAUSE f@#! LOGIC










[crying mode on]i really dont want to make a topic about luck but well, every roper game i play is so unlucky for me, i practised roper more then ttrr or wxw but still on tus stats overall roper is my worst scheme after hyst, meanwhile other roping schemes is my best.[/crying mode off]

just watch this replay https://www.tus-wa.com/files/file-459/

Even if my left hand would be anubis hand, my right hand would be mablak' right hand, my brain would be tool assisted brain, heard under adrenaline, muscles under doping, penis under viagra I still had NO CHANCE, that was simply impossible to win, maybe with /ts on I could attack more but without it I wasnt able just to attack physacally

Ok I know its hard but lets take a look at this replay with trying to find some sense. first crates both for us was easy, but ofc he had 1st turn and only zook is available so I get only few hps advantage, everything after that dont make any sense, absolutely, seriously!
lets devide crates into 3 categories, easy, average, unreachable
drumstick crates: 100% easy.  (around 40% failing)
my crates: 90% unreachable. (100% failing) 10% average (0% failing)
as i said no chance for me, whats funny about that after I quit with some sort of irony another pretty hard crate  spawned lmao

when this happens on usual tus games i doesnt really cares, but that was semi finals, and when you realize player with such roping gets to final its just another nonsense thing, so yea, if you want something more skill based play comet dodging, or russian roulette.
On my next topics we will talk about: why anubis random mablak and throsti wont win drumstick on roper4v1 (and its not because throsti f@#! up), why peja's dick hurts, why shoppa have more skill factor then roper, why god doesnt exist.
#532
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 09, 2013, 07:07 PM
There is always something we have to start with, right? Making tourneys and stuff with many prizes and all is no doubt a hard work but we doesnt even talking about this now, its simply about putting adds on site somewhere to see how it will turn out, how much money we can earn etc
#533
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 09, 2013, 02:07 PM
yeah thats nice idea
We can make tourneys and put W:A key on steam as a prize, not only wormers will be interest in such tourneys.

I have another idea. There is alot of guests on site, lets try to pop-up advertisment only for guests first, if it will bring enough money i think we can stuck to this type of advertisment (adds will force guests to register which is another bonus for tus), if we wont earn much with this, then everyone gotta enjoy adds i guess :D

so, MI, do you have any suggestion? When you gonna put the adds? Google adds is fine i think
#534
I always kicked asbest's ass from everything, from sX clan, from my tourneys, even banned him on wa-mems xD so thats obvious i become his main target in wormnet, however i cant explain one thing, i would never believe before playing W:A online that a real human can waste whole his day spamming your snooper with insults like that

Just imagine! around 20 hours all you do is eat, visit toilet and spamming someones snooper. 20 hours. Needless to say I had him on ignorelist most of this time so I dont even know what did he write to me, however snooper beep'd for 20 hours and ive been wondering how much this guy can handle? is that some kind of marathon or something?
since then i had no probs with him, he just spammed my snooper hour by hour, 24/7, every month, for 3 years. Sometimes I unignore him for a short amount of time and trolled but that was a very rare situations when I was really bored xD
So yea all was fine but once WO starts and you talking with someone asbest always spamming and dont let you really get the point of what you wanted to know, its pretty hard to ignore, he actually insults after each phrase I write on wnet

But then one flashback pop-up in my mind! When asbest played on sX and I controlled him (didnt let him insult anyone as he does now) he considered me as a friend and sometimes between his stupid how to install rubber etc, he asked me for a tips about thing that goes on his life

And so one day he come back from school and asked what he have to do, he had fought with his classmates, girls saw that, and this happens all the time on his school

I dont know if kids beat him because he insults, but Im sure in one thing, he insult on internet because kids beat him!
So yeah, everytime he insult me I just keep in my mind that summer is the only time when kids doesnt kicks his ass everyday and he have to spend his time at something while he hiding at his house, so I even feels sorry for him each time he insults me, thats nice way to ignore him x)
#535
what Im afraid of its when asbest get paired with newcomers and insult them whole game, thats forcing new players to quit this game right after they started to play it
#536
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 07, 2013, 05:54 PM
maybe we can bough referee on PO now? xD

We dont need to email companies, put advertisment on site isnt that hard
https://www.google.com.ua/?gws_rd=cr#bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=137930f2400b298d&q=advertisement+on+my+site&safe=off
#537
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 07, 2013, 03:17 PM
we can start to earn money for season #34 from now on

first off MI gotta make account on web money or smth like that to keep all that money. Or maybe something with outisde interface so that would allow us to see how much is the budget of season, that would motivate players alot ;D

Then MI gotta put adds he would like to use on site, the only thing id like to say is that it should have theme which every wormer would like to checkout, something about gaming I guess. And ofc adds should pop-up on every page of the site.
sounds simple on theory but who knows how it will turn out, anyway its worth a shot

alot of work for MI but nobody will worry if he take some money he earned on his site :P
#538
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 06, 2013, 11:54 PM
looking at stats I think 500$ per 2 months is easy to get, and once tus become popular again it will be not hard to earn 1000$ per 2 months, we just need to add the adds exactly where they should be and with certain theme about gaming like "buy new razor keyboards" and blabla
#539
TUS Discussion / Re: TUS advertisement
August 06, 2013, 06:08 PM
yeah thats the first time in life when Im really interest in MI's opinion and waiting for him

And also would be nice if you share some tus stats (unique visitors per day and pages loaded per day)
#540
Off Topic / Re: Mug shots / Post your face !
August 06, 2013, 06:05 PM
that worm got ttrr map inda face!11