Intermediate

great

Great cup

finally a cup for real men

Forget elite. Forget hysteria. Forget abnormal. Forget dabble. Forget team17. Forget all the rope schemes, and all the gimmicky ones. This is the real deal, for real men, as the man from the tannery just said. This is where the rubber meets the road, where the men are separated from the boys, and there's nowhere to hide, because everything is tested - everything.

It's called Intermediate, and it rules the galaxy!

Quote from: MrTPenguin on July 01, 2015, 02:52 PM
Forget elite. Forget hysteria. Forget abnormal. Forget dabble. Forget team17. Forget all the rope schemes, and all the gimmicky ones. This is the real deal, for real men, as the man from the tannery just said. This is where the rubber meets the road, where the men are separated from the boys, and there's nowhere to hide, because everything is tested - everything.

It's called Intermediate, and it rules the galaxy!

Nice speech

Ye, i like the moment about rubber and road especially hahah

 

open this shit

Quote from: taner on July 02, 2015, 10:36 AM
open this shit

Must be waiting for finish 5 cup 

Maggie Thatcher might've been referring to us when she made this speech:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FslXYzmb9DY&t=1m7s

Need 3 cup finish to start this

Rowy 2.0 , Banana  , Zar i Aerial finish and Inter started 

Husk finish ZAR and Inter started i think 

aint this one on the priority list?

Down the road from where I live, there is a public toilet, a small standalone building. I was walking near it yesterday when I saw a man waiting outside it. He was looking flustered, so I said to him, "Are you okay, mister?"

"No!" he said, "I've been waiting here for flipping ages, and my bladder is ready to burst."

"Are you sure there's someone in there?" I asked.

"Yeah, you can see that the door is locked. And it's two blokes who are in there, probably having gay sex..."

"LOL"

"Damnit!" said the man, "This is exactly like a cup I'm waiting for at TUS, an Intermediate cup."

"You're a worms player?" I asked, shocked.

"Yeah, old school. Listen, I know we have to wait coz of the ten cups rule, but why did the mods open that darts cup before the inter one?"

"Dunno."

At this point, the man lost his nerve. "f@#! this!" he shouted, "I will wait no more!" And on that note, he started to piss his pants.

"Hey," I said, "what are you doing?"

"I'm not waiting for that cup, and I'm not waiting for that toilet either."

A dark patch of urine spread outwards over the groin area of his trousers, and ran down the insides of his legs.

"So if the cup opened right now, you wouldn't play?" I said.

"Correct," he said quietly. Then he started crying.

The toilet door opened and two men came out, a fat man in an expensive suit and a younger man whose trousers were sagging.

"Aw," they said to the crying worms player, "there, there." They gave him a group hug. Then they walked away.

I walked away too, thinking to myself, "Has it come to this? A man has just deliberately pissed his own pants because he was made to wait too long for a TUS cup, and the only people who cared about it were a couple of random gays. What kind of world do we live in?"