Rhyme contest

[Sensei]

Made this thread for talented souls,
TUS has been dead for ages.
Only thing keeping it alive are moles,
That way of life is contagious.

Ppl losing their pride for 40 bucks,
Is this where we're heading?
Mole shopper is all about lucks,
Just put chally on "pending".

[MrTPenguin]

Hahaha!

I'm trying to compose an entry myself, but I'm struggling to find a suitable word that rhymes with "tita".

[Frutiloops]

For 40 bucks i agreed
to bore myself an entire week
trusting the word of a dude
who's now completly screwed

Poor daina and poor me
We trained to hard, actually
We just wanted to have some fun
Even when with mole you can have none

Forgive me if say something wrong
All i want is everybody can get along
but i sadly should admit
Zalo's full of

[Sensei]

Penguin, you can get answers in a book called:
"Achievements of a Mole player"
Oh my goodness, I've just big time lolled,
That book shall exist - never!

[Frutiloops]

suitable word that rhymes with "tita".

Cheetah, paprika, senorita... use them wisely

[Sensei]

suitable word that rhymes with "tita".

Cheetah, paprika, senorita... use them wisely

Tita and paprika?
Some weird rhymes going on there in Chile...

[Frutiloops]

Tita and paprika?
Some weird rhymes going on there in Chile...

Well, im in creative mood today 

[TheKomodo]

Also since this turned into a meme contest, zalo is the woman screaming and daina is the man xd

https://youtu.be/W6oQUDFV2C0

It all began with a claim of #1
But in the end, the kid jus run //
Why are you running? / Why are you running? //
Zalo went and ran!/ Cuz daina came gunning! //


Running around talking mole is the best scheme //
Gunning his mouth talking trash bout the scene //
Trying to tell us he's the best there's ever been //
But he jus bailed bigger than any bank ever seen //

[Frutiloops]

Also since this turned into a meme contest, zalo is the woman screaming and daina is the man xd

https://youtu.be/W6oQUDFV2C0

It all began with a claim of #1
But in the end, the kid jus run //
Why are you running? / Why are you running? //
Zalo went and ran!/ Cuz daina came gunning! //


Running around talking mole is the best scheme //
Gunning his mouth talking trash bout the scene //
Trying to tell us he's the best there's ever been //
But he jus bailed bigger than any bank ever seen //

Why are you running? i cannot help laughing 

[XanKriegor]

zalo with dignity zero
pride hollow
dainas balls he just swallowed
the pressure.. he couldnt take it
he rather leave his lipstick on dainas dick
...still better than losing 40 quid

bow down
cuz u aint the mole king
just a clown with 40$ crown.

(by taner)

[Csongi]

The leauge is dead,
And that makes me sad.
It's not me who tore it apart,
But I'm also an inactive fart.

Let's get back to the days of old,
When #AG was full with cheers and gold.
So everybody get in line,
Bring your asses online.

Let's become again an #AG resident,
One last thing: Kins for president!

XDD
Hope u liked it, lol..

[Sensei]

Csongi, must admit I liked it very much.
Reminded me of glory old days
When ag wasn't just a newbie bunch.
Eventually we'll find proper ways..

Activity and community needs to rise
After all... it's all about the size.

[h3oCharles]

I need a worms copypasta

[SiD]

There is this strange worms community
Fights happen at each opportunity
But don't be dissuaded
There're people to play with
So ignore the aforementioned lunacy

[Mega`Adnan]

This thread made me horny, so beautiful. *sheds tear*
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