Yeah Shy, I was thinking same thing, you are a smart guy, I assume you have good qualifications, why the f@#! are you aiming for a shitty grocery store job in the 1st place? Even cashier, isn't aiming high... I only work in a supermarket (nightshift) because it's very hard for me to get another nightshift job with good money that's in the slightest bit intersting and isn't full of c@#!s... I enjoy working with working class, my people, for the banter...
Even if I hadn't said the above, why the hell does grocery stores bother doing drug tests? We don't do them over here, i've never had to do a drug test for a single job i've ever applied for and i've applied for quite alot in the past, with no mention of a drug test at all... Only job I would have had to take one was a train driver, but I didn't fancy the job so I didn't go for it...
Honestly, considering the low lifes (stereotypically speaking) shops normally hire, I can't believe you have to go through this for a shitty job at a supermarket... With you being the person you are, you are better than a supermarket man, you were on the f@#!ing radio for f@#! sake...!
*edit - just read your last post, I guess it makes sense*