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Title: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on April 14, 2017, 07:17 AM
Post the best quotes from TUS in this thread!
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on April 14, 2017, 07:18 AM
Quote from: Pastorcito
Ok, the first time i said "I will change bitchs" if was a fail in the center of the machine. Now i fixed it, and Pastorcito is working good "GOOD OIFGANFIOAS GOOD IM GOOD YE GOOD :Da,fpasf :D.

Bugs fixed from Pastorcito 2.0 to Pastorcito 3.0:

- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He doesn't quit (94,8%)
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- Punch walls (Not keyboard anymore)
- Use leter "d" for rope
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He tries to be friendly and not hateable
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- Punch walls (Not keyboard anymore)
- And Insult himself, not the oponents

The bot is still running in #AG, give him 1 more chance to change :D

Lol.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on April 14, 2017, 07:28 AM
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: TheKomodo on April 14, 2017, 07:32 AM
This isn't going to end well for me  ???
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on April 14, 2017, 07:34 AM
see, this is what I find silly. You guys have put effort to improve the scheme but you never gave any serious consieration to worm select, quite frankly, you are all too comfortable with the current gimmicks.

Team17 was never about trying to gather better resources than your opponent for SD. It was about making the most pain out of whatever you managed to grab.

You turned an awesome Zerg Rush into a boring Age of Empires game between two noobs who build walls around their little city to keep their tasty 2000 berries whilst still on second age.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: ArtecTheFox on April 14, 2017, 08:36 AM
Quote from: Asbest
Most of the people doesn’t even know, that wkKeyRemap.dll and wkRemapKeys.dll are absolutely different moduels. wkKeyRemap.dll ( working only with 3.6.31.0 update ) created by Steps in 2013. wkRemapKeys.dll ( working only with 3.7.2.1 ) also made by Steps, but it’s a new moduel. The differents between these moduels are that when u use wkKeyRemap.dll u can hold 1 space, and press second space and second space will shot rope. wkRemapKeys.dll has block. It means when you hold 1 space, and then press second space, second space will not work. But these moduels has same tapping. You can tapping same fast with wkRemapKeys.dll as with wkKeyRemap.dll. Just look at runaway ( if his video isn’t montage ), sbaffo, stylez, they can tapping same fast with wkRemapKeys.dll, as I tapping with wkKeyRemap.dll. I tried Intes keychange, other keyremapping programs, wkRemapKeys.dll, wkKeyRemap.dl, all ahk scripts, and I want to say that I can’t tapping fast not with wkRemapKeys.dll, not with intes keychange, not with simple ahk scripts. Because I have bad Ukrainian kbs ( maybe a fake kbs ). That’s why latinos and europian and American can tapping fast (coz they has good kbs ) with Intes Keychange, wkRemapKeys.dll and other remaping programs. I tried 7 kbs ( razer arctosa included ) I can’t tap even medium with Intes keychange, wkRemapKeys.dl, simpe ahk scripts. Im fring 3 years, so i know how to fr. That means that’s all about what kb u use. I can tapping fast only with hard ahk scripts ( Kaleu’s, smok’s, booter’s scripts, whatever ) and wkKeyRemap.dll. As I said before, I tried all possible remaps, and i can say that Intes keychange, simple ahk scripts, berria script, if u hold 1 space, and then press second space, in 1st press for second space, second space will not shot rope, and the other presses it will work. So it means, that, simple ahk scripts, berria’s script, Intes keychange is same as wkKeyRemap.dll and hard ahk scripts ( kaleu’s, booter’s, smok’s ). The only different is that when u use simple ahk scripts, berria script, Intes keychange, there is block for 1 press, when wkKeyRemap.dll and hard ahk scripts ( booter’s, kaleu’s, smok’s, zippo’s) hasn’t any blocks. But 1 press is nothing. You can tapping same if you use any of these moduels, scripts, programs. wkRemapKeys.dll has only full block. But that is means nothing. What sense in this block, if u can tap same fast with all this programs, moduels, scripts, if you have good, not fake kb? That’s why I use wkKeyRemap.dll. Because I have bad kb. Still, wkKeyRemap.dll is allowed on tus, so I can’t be a cheater. In my opinion, as I said, tus should allows any remaps. Because it all is same. I agree that only legit way is spacebar. But on my spacebar are 3 keylocks, that’s why I use remaped space. If you allow remaps, allow any remaps. Or forbidden every remap. I use 3.6.31.0 for PX and wkKeyRemap.dll. In my WA 3.6.31.0 are wkKeyRemap.dll, wkLobbycheating31.dll, wkAutoKeys.dll. I use wkLobbycheating31.dll and wkAutoKeys.dll only in funners, and don’t respect people who use it in league games. You should allow every ahk scripts, because its all same. I wanted to put in this massage everything to make it 100% clear, but im not sure if I did it. After I explained everything, everyone who calling cheater me, stylez, sbaffo, or adun, or someone else, just f@#!ing idiots. At the end want to say, that, I don’t want to read 123412124 pages of non-sense by people as HHC and Komito, which are only making words throwing. If you write, write wise.

jesus christ someone delete this
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Csongi on April 14, 2017, 08:45 AM
+18 stuff
Spoiler! View
 
Quote
[avirex`mm] ill rape ur mother
[avirex`mm] twice in the same night
[avirex`mm] and she will ask for a third
[avirex`mm] cuz she's a whore


Quote
kins> Don't let girls ruins ur tus games :)
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Senator on April 14, 2017, 09:01 AM
Komodo argues every single topic the same way, brings all down to the subjective side and then just claims he's as right as you are because both of you are people and both of you are capable of having opinions.

He says it in a bunch of different ways though, language is such a tool.

This part specifically - "but only ttrr players know this feeling during a league game" Would you like to bet £1000 that is wrong?

You don't feel other peoples emotions, YOU don't decide what makes people feel that way.

For YOU it's the only scheme that makes you feel that way, i've already said BnG/Hysteria make ME feel that way, I know for a fact it makes Chelsea feel that way, and I know Sniper gets a little sensation in BnG/Hysteria too.

I've even witnessed lalo getting nervous with BnG/Hysteria when he lived with me so for him to turn round and say he doesn't, he's a liar, of course it's not as intense for him as TTRR.

For me TTRR does give me this emotion too but it's not as intense because guess what, here's the secret, it all comes down to how passionate YOU are about whatever it is you are doing.

This emotion happens across all competitive things all over the world, different people feel it differently.

Don't be so ignorant dude, it's a horrible characteristic.

And Sbaffo, that long post you said is entirely opinion based, personally it makes me sound like you surrendered to the cool kids and wanted to become one of them, with TTRR being "the cool scheme".

I done EXACTLY the same thing you explained, but with BnG, Mablak done the same thing you said, with TTRR/Intermediate/Elite.

So I must ask the question, who is right? All of us.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: WTF-8 on April 14, 2017, 11:43 AM
I've put a lot of effort into spectating games

you  spent a chunky portion of your life here hunting people to argue with

Any time someone says something you [Komo] don't like you have the urge to embarrass him and say he's a retarded that can't read, can't pay attention, has a narrow thinking, a selfish being that can't enjoy the game and whatever word you find fashionable to show your great English skills.

Download 50mb to watch video of Godmax pissing? Tus started hitting barriers on daily basis.

3. No crate positions raping - Lot's of Roper lovers suffer from said disease, from time to time. 18 yrs later, cure is yet to be found. Meanwhile, number of infected ppl growing every day. If you're starting to experience nausea and major butthurt all of a sudden, there's quite a big possibility you played a game of Roper recently.

But I would like to tell u Avi that every time i tried to join these amazing old and blabla players from w2 i got kicked

You should advice them how to treat W:A players who still want to play and learn around, ty.
Seems like they are some kind of elitist assholes even by standards of elitist assholes  :D

Out of these 17 games in Pro scheme, 7 of them was played from pure mockery, other 10 cause it was the only way those players would be enlisted on TUS with the word "pro" next to their name.

Your trolling is taking another level, since you've been training with taner while having poor asbest as a boxing bag!
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Hurz on April 14, 2017, 12:23 PM
Please delete EternalWinner from Guiness World Records!!!!!
They are killing me.

How high is this dude?

I'm tall 1.81.

Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on April 14, 2017, 06:48 PM
Yep, too many threads popping up to remove hysteria in all these years, I think Hysteria had it coming for good. When people struggle to accept a scheme, there must be something wrong with it, right? Worry no more! Hysteria is now available in HAL, where it really belongs.

For those who are sad, I must say that several years anti-hysteria players tolerated this scheme, now it's your turn to cut them some slack.
Hysteria is removed as of today. Please report your future hysteria games in HAL.
or wait till tomorrow.
del ttrr!!!
nah

it was last my day in classic league.

really, it not honest, why ur del scheme, which we all played more 5 years?

why ur not del TTRR ?????????????
rly a joke!???!?! I alrdy was uninstalling worms
I nerly commited suicide
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on April 14, 2017, 07:41 PM
The only thing he said during this entire game was "im stoned" though xD
I miss cl2k  :'(

If cl2k was still around I would still be good at roper and still wouldn't know what hysteria is.  ;D
I'm a myth,  really.
See guys, w:a is dead. We feed our fun with stuff from the past. We all miss the good old days, many players tried to come back but they don't get the same passion as they used to. Totally logical. W:A is past now, FACT.

A real shame, because the game has the best web site w:a has ever had, seems like it came in in the wrong era.

Don't tell me it's me who doesn't play! I've been playing almost 6 hours a day in June and August, aliasing, (as Morph and others) joining every single host (intermediate, Moleshopper, "sbs schemes rofl" a bunch of shoppers, hosting my own games ropers etc) and I only got to play with noobs who end up quiting and maybe 5-6 cool players like Heisenberg, Alien, Dilboy, Mat27... but that's all.

What I mean is, where are those days where you could play fun games without having to SCHEDULE GAMES? EA elitist? CUPS? LOL... it's f@#!ing worms.

Yeah nobody cares but it is how I see this, what the hell are those bunch of dead people on the snoopers, miss so much the WWP days when everyone who was in the channel was actually there to play with ya! You've never seen me in wormnet through a snooper. What I see is the community got split into noobs and tus and nobody give a damn to teach noobs as to how to play ropers or ttrr's, neither elites. They're all dead schemes. It's absolutely astounding when I find out players that have been playing merely shoppers for about 2 years, lol.

Sorry for the rant, and apologies if it was posted in the wrong thread. Had to spit it out somehow and well, today was a good day. Take this as a bye post.


edit: yup, we all got old I guess...
You also have to remember the hardware we were working with back in the day.. Let's see.. when I was a hardcore wormer there was:

Napster
56k dialup
AOL 1.0
winamp
CRT monitors

So yeah, our keyboards were pretty crappy too. 3 key rule was in affect unless you had a cool "usb" keyboard.

Wow. This just brought  back way too many memories. Time to listen to the beastie boys..
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: TheWalrus on April 14, 2017, 07:47 PM
this thread is incomplete without professor addressing eS with a speech

someone post it, i cant find it
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Peja on April 14, 2017, 08:14 PM
this thread is incomplete without professor addressing eS with a speech

someone post it, i cant find it


Ok guys, my patience is over.

Yesterday i wasted a lot of time playing hard clanners for today i open the f@#!ing tus website and i saw a lot of clanners lost.

The players here worked hardly to get the points who we are giving free for other clanners.

Much more this, also we are being insulted as pathetic clan now.

I want HF here and We are a good familly with nice ppl. But i am tired to see our clan losing by sillyness. I really dont care if we lost a clanner using good players, loses are normal in any clan.

We have wonderful players:

Chelsea, a very nice defaulter, good moderator, who the f@#! said u can play wxw? If u cut one of Scorpus's hand he can play more faster than u -.-

AsbestMisha, i dunno if u noted but its kinda hard count with u in clanners. We call u and u always says "i dont want i havent humor", or "i need warm up" or "i cant i am cold". Man, U need to participate more in our clanners. Stop with Kaleu's gaystuff. Porra what the f@#! yesterday picking BnG against roh? We havent 1 b2b player and u wanted to pick bng against a clan who has a lot of bngers! It's time to be oveja humble and pwn with ours!

Easy / Cip, very nice players in hysteria and elite, here is not HoN clan, u must play with compromise, with desire to win. Dont care about loses, just try to make ur better.

Phanton go to use a f@#!ing snopper we need u to help in clanners and we never find u.

Professor (Yes, me!) good player excellent leader but wtf fails in hysteria, U play this porra since u were masturbating in 12 years old and u lose for dC clan playigins agaist noobs rofl

Tomi, u are excellent in all, no words to u friend   

Everyone here who didnt be quoted: PORRA MAN. We are a f@#!in perfect clan, we have players incredibles, our wins against pro clans, in last playoffs, we are losing games for ouselves. We need to play with more safely, control our impulses and check if we have players enough to play the schemes.

I trust in everyone here. EVERYONE. This clan is the best clan of my life, prolly we someday will take new ways and other clans maybe not but for me I am proud to play with You.

Now, wanna make the things right. I REALLY DONT CARE IF WE LOST SOME GAME, SINCE WE PLAY WITH OUR BEST TEAM AND WITH OUR BEST DESIRE TO WIN.

I really wait u guys understand me.

Me, Uzur, Chelsea and Phanton worked hard yesterday against CF. We got 120 points in 2 wins. In 12h we lost 150 points against l3x and FUB. I want u guys HF but its not funny lost this way.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: avirex on April 20, 2017, 09:08 AM
y0u bui boi'z are cute. Walrus, you forget bui has a forum now, dedicated to nothing but leaking fos threads? (until Phillie realized his time is better spent getting drunk, and fisting pejas sweet ass) bbbbuuuiiiiiii momma mia , where the sgettiz? 😂😂



Anyway, this was a good read 😂😂 komo said it best, this thread was not going to be good for him... when I get to a PC I'll see if I can find any good quotes to post.. I have to get in on the fun

PS: fisting pejas ass was just a joke... I think...  I <3 peja :-*
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: nino on April 20, 2017, 01:31 PM
haha that professor's post is gold..such a leader...trump who?
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: h3oCharles on April 20, 2017, 03:20 PM
EthernalWinner's quote can be only understood if you know more than 1 meaning of "high"
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Masta on April 20, 2017, 06:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qDQeQMf.png)
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Sbaffo on April 20, 2017, 07:31 PM
High in italian can be translated as tall. That's the joke.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Hurz on April 20, 2017, 07:44 PM
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Masta on April 20, 2017, 07:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qDQeQMf.png)
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Mega`Adnan on April 21, 2017, 10:33 AM
Rofl :D
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: h3oCharles on April 21, 2017, 12:04 PM
EthernalWinner's quote can be only understood if you know more than 1 meaning of "high"
1. of great vertical extent.
2. great in rank or status.
I'm still confused.
High in italian can be translated as tall. That's the joke.

I'll give you a hint... weed
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Sbaffo on April 21, 2017, 08:11 PM
I'll give you a hint: eternalwinner misunderstood the proper translation of high because


High in italian can be translated as tall. That's the joke.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Masta on April 21, 2017, 11:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qDQeQMf.png)
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Hurz on April 22, 2017, 05:02 AM
back to topic.

Sbaffo, I have done some research. It turns out that "weed" is one way to refer to a drug known as marijuana. Mega`Adnan was asking whether our perpetually victorious acquaintance was under the influence of narcotics, not how far above sea level he was situated. Quite hysterical!
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Sbaffo on April 22, 2017, 09:19 AM
Sbaffo, I have done some research. It turns out that "weed" is one way to refer to a drug known as marijuana. Mega`Adnan was asking whether our perpetually victorious acquaintance was under the influence of narcotics, not how far above sea level he was situated. Quite hysterical!

Yes i got it, eternalwinner then answered that way because...
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Triad on April 22, 2017, 09:20 AM
Explaining a joke kills it.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: philie on April 29, 2017, 11:13 PM
your sig kills me.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Triad on April 30, 2017, 06:02 PM
your sig kills me.
Relevant:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3NxwaJVUAIqB0c.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on May 20, 2017, 01:13 PM
whats the dword? dick?  :o
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 06, 2017, 11:22 AM
Well maybe not hosting buddy, but the schemes it has brainwashed everyone with ?

What i mean by this is every time a host a new scheme or an regular scheme (regular meaning a scheme hosting buddy supports) with some slight weapon or crate adjustments, people go `` wtf ?? wrong scheme`` or ``this is stupid`` before even giving the scheme a try. They just quit because its not some regular scheme that they are used to.

For example, Ill host a big RR or tower race. But instead of inf Banana i will use 1x ammo of a differant weapons and weapon crates.. and people go wtf is this and just quit before trying new scheme.

this is probably same reason all noob just play shopper over and over without learning any other schemes.

Worms cames with a scheme editor and it was ment to be used. People need to give new schemes a chance and give scheme editor a go for themselves. Please be open to playing + making new schemes so everyone can have the enjoyment of designing a scheme and finding an opponant who can try beat them at there own game...

f@#! the police!
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Sensei on June 06, 2017, 11:35 AM
Your dumb
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 08, 2017, 09:12 AM
We literally played for at least 4-5 hours at a time, quite a number of 8+ hour warmers & I think we even played close to 24 hours a few times... Joined by TheFudo as well !

I remember coming home from school on a Friday like, f@#!ing running home straight onto the PC, met up with you and that would be us for like 8 hours at least lol...

Monday nights were great too cuz my parents were at the local club for the Darts and i'd get sooooo f@#!ing stoned and warmed :)

I really do miss it :(

i once played a Warmer for 4 and a half consecutive days, without a single lagout, bathroom break, or sleep... i often think of those one hundred and eight hours to be the peak of my roping, and everyone in that host considered me the best. sadly this Warmer took place exactly one day before saved replays wete available.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 08, 2017, 09:16 AM
There are far too many points to touch upon, but there really is no way to quantify who was the best at this or that... like people have mentioned already, there were FAR more players back then, not to mention this was well before TUS was basically the only relevant Worms-related site. I see that Avi is still being Avi, and will probably always continue to be the same troll with an inflated sense of skill and worth.

Furthermore, what I do not understand is why so many people who don't even really play this game anymore spend so much time chatting it up in the forums. You have time to get into thread debates, but not play? ffs...

This catty behavior is precisely why I don't get involved with TUS, or play leagues, or even really do clanners aside from the once-in-a-blue-moon match anymore. W:A was a lot more fun 'back in the day' when people played for fun, made friends, and attempted to show off their skills rather than to rack up a record that ultimately doesn't mean anything at all except to the relative handful of people who give a crap. A lot of better players these days basically don't even play matches unless it's for a league of some sort. I've come and gone from W:A many times and just came back again recently after a long break and it seems like every time I come back, the community is more ridiculous, self-righteous, and and troll-like.

I personally wish that TUS was a community only rather than a league system because it would force people to get back to the roots of what made W:A great in the earlier years. This whole thread perfectly encapsulates why I and many other old school players are reluctant to be a part of the "community" anymore. Ya'll sound like a bunch of old women.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 08, 2017, 09:17 AM
anubis is the most skilled roper I ever saw, very nice scrolls and technique, better than Mablak
but im the best roper in wa history

some old threads have lotsa hilarious posts XD
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 08, 2017, 05:14 PM
Quote from: l7cx1Cl
Lol.. UGLY? NOTHING BETTER TO DO ? LMAO this is my JOB and  over 800 people would disagree with you faggot ass no life nerds REALLY? YOU THAT JELLY?  ::)
such small uneducated simple minds that could never comprehend the greatness of the universe and the wisdom it holds in its art.  why? because yall are nothing but low life scum of the earth who do nothing but hate and jack off into your little mummys socks.

almost 1000 people disagree with your little pathetic lives with your 9-5 job as slave to society..    when is the last time you actually created something and wasnt talkn shit behind your little computer?  i have already sold many many, making nearly 300% profit and will be opening up some shops all around the world(PLEASE stop by, w ould love to see that internet tough guy cry like a little bitch in public).  and in a couple weeks  making over 100 more for some very huge festivals and to be for the people with an actual imagination and who appreciates art.  you do the math ya lazy no lives ^.^  MAN  i love the hate   PLEASE hate more so i can drink the tears of my amazing sucess ^>^

I have been DJing and learning how to produce as well ^.^ among many other things
Enjoi your simple bubblegum sounds losers who seroiusly still talk on these forums and still play this game lmao...  man you guys have amazing lives!!

the last speech of toxic :D
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: h3oCharles on June 08, 2017, 09:06 PM
Kory, about that skunk3's quote... you really have to understand the point to get it... cuz I feel the same as him
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: TheKomodo on June 08, 2017, 11:13 PM
Charles, difference is that guy was proven to talk sh*t on numerous occasions.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: WTF-8 on June 08, 2017, 11:35 PM
out of all goddamn free league schemes you hosted flipping aerial. god, i wonder if its too late to abort myself

Dear STRGRN,

If you're not practicing having sex, should try it more often. Could have positive effect on your nerves and brighten your vision of a world itself.

Best wishes,
Sensei

how on earth does a marble statue have sex
Insert the elongated marble sausage in the marble hole?

well, considering the fact that on most marble statues the pernus is relaxed and fastened to the body, it must be very hard to shove it into a tiny hole made of marble

also i love how the conversation went from me stating my opinion of the aerial scheme to a discussion about how marble statues have sex
That makes me wonder how the hell statues reproduced to this day
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 12, 2017, 01:34 PM
This game will never die, we should have a 50 year reunion when we all have arthiritis from worming too hard.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Jengu on June 17, 2017, 08:29 AM
Quote
[xDNCxGhost64x] you should buy friends, a life, and learn the meaning of a "game"
[xDNCxGhost64x] keep playing alone
[xDNCxGhost64x] or with noobs you re sure to "beat"
[xDNCxGhost64x] bye
*** xDNCxGhost64x is quitting

He rage quit after I plopped one of his worms in shopper.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on June 17, 2017, 09:18 AM
Quote
[xDNCxGhost64x] you should buy friends, a life, and learn the meaning of a "game"
[xDNCxGhost64x] keep playing alone
[xDNCxGhost64x] or with noobs you re sure to "beat"
[xDNCxGhost64x] bye
*** xDNCxGhost64x is quitting

He rage quit after I plopped one of his worms in shopper.

cool mate, you could post it on wqdb. this thread is for forum posts
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: GeneralEcchi on June 17, 2017, 09:34 AM
anubis is the most skilled roper I ever saw, very nice scrolls and technique, better than Mablak
but im the best roper in wa history

some old threads have lotsa hilarious posts XD

LMAO
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Jengu on June 17, 2017, 11:46 AM
Quote
[xDNCxGhost64x] you should buy friends, a life, and learn the meaning of a "game"
[xDNCxGhost64x] keep playing alone
[xDNCxGhost64x] or with noobs you re sure to "beat"
[xDNCxGhost64x] bye
*** xDNCxGhost64x is quitting

He rage quit after I plopped one of his worms in shopper.

cool mate, you could post it on wqdb. this thread is for forum posts

It is technically both a forum post and TUS quote. 😛
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Ytrojan on June 26, 2017, 12:47 AM
Why does nobody talk about me :<
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on July 14, 2017, 08:47 AM
how to start..
ok, well, why am i posting here?
i guess cause i want to be part of uc.
and that is why?
.. prolly cause i've been playing without a tag for too long lol
no for real.
only cause im drunk?
no.
caused im stoned too!
but that does not change a damn thing.
i wanna join uc
cause i feel like there's no other place in the worms community atm i'd feel more at home.
(except for fos maybe, but 1. it's not a clan, 2. fos is f@#!in dead)
i know most of the uc guys (or at least they know me, lol)
and i always enjoy them.
the reason for that? uc are wormers who seem to see this game as what it was intended to be: f@#!in FUN
i dont like taking things too serious.
thats the point where we come to
(/me lighting a joint)
what about my stuff i can bring into uc?
well, i might not be the most active player, and also maybe not the most trustworthy.
i suck in  lots of schemes.
but im also good at some.
and i bring lots of passion for this game.
plus (for sure) lots of fun.
and also some enthusiasm for keeping ppl together.
so pls take some time and vote for me to join uc.
(and if it's not 8/10 i'll come over and kick your ass hurz :p)
longest try-out-post ever?
wse?

tell me!!
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: philie on July 15, 2017, 09:20 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Free on July 16, 2017, 02:17 AM
From worms quote database, was in-game and said I'm waiting for someone to join and then got a real good laugh out of this:

[`] hope not dt-blitz
[`] this 24/7 nerd
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on October 31, 2017, 01:19 PM
That wouldnt solve "my" problem.

There are defaulters and there are ropers, its now and 6 years ago etc. And there are a group of good allrounders but you can count them with two hands. Many good ropers having big leaks in defaults and other way. Some few are very top but where is the challenge? Picking and winning ttrr against me? Weird thought.

A lot of guys just play the other player pick just cause the have to, mostly without fun. So some ttrr are crap like hell and some bng just like a primitive war of egoism. Just because one guy love it and the other one hate it. There are a lot such matchups in classic league, so where is the sense in it? And on the other side. Its not nice too playing Elite and opponent just doing bad on purpose. Just for the points? Boring, longterm.

We would have better competiton by seperate it. And Allrounders may still play the "TUS-League" with all Top-Schemes included. At least we could give it a try. I know its like a revolution, but I think something must happen now - for the following years and a still active worms community! :)
and it actually happened...
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on November 14, 2017, 12:37 PM
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
this scheme is more than ridiculous
inter playing noobs: go to nnnl
but no intermediate here please anymore
this scheme pisses off everyone
nice little rage here
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Korydex on September 24, 2023, 06:04 PM
also is there an award we can give zalo since he doesn't win golds in cups but is the best at raging in cup threads?  gold participation award?

A guy with hair on his chest would just admit a mistake, and not attack people whose 2 hours you have just wasted + 5 days of waiting.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Lupastic on September 29, 2023, 04:33 PM
vesuvio makes the funniest quotes just give him a bottle of something :q

(https://i.ibb.co/TKDpJjp/lolxd.png)
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Free on September 29, 2023, 09:04 PM
You own yourself pretty nicely too Lupa, props.
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: KinslayeR on September 30, 2023, 02:38 PM
Man City is bad
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Lupastic on February 20, 2024, 05:58 PM
[Today at 05:24 PM]  vesuvio: friends. some friends neva be friends. i got demon in my pent. i know barbie but who is ken ?? baffo lupastic pretend ! but they aint men. f@#!ed my soul for so long. no 1 sees its wrong . im not wearing a thong
Title: Re: The Best TUS Quotes
Post by: Ledan on February 22, 2024, 09:10 AM
Reading this forum and my laptop bluescreened, scary