The Best TUS Quotes

[Korydex]

Post the best quotes from TUS in this thread!

[Korydex]

Ok, the first time i said "I will change bitchs" if was a fail in the center of the machine. Now i fixed it, and Pastorcito is working good "GOOD OIFGANFIOAS GOOD IM GOOD YE GOOD :Da,fpasf .

Bugs fixed from Pastorcito 2.0 to Pastorcito 3.0:

- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He doesn't quit (94,8%)
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- Punch walls (Not keyboard anymore)
- Use leter "d" for rope
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- He tries to be friendly and not hateable
- Insult himself, not the oponents
- Punch walls (Not keyboard anymore)
- And Insult himself, not the oponents

The bot is still running in #AG, give him 1 more chance to change

Lol.

[Korydex]

Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.

First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.

Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.

Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...

But there is still hope...

[TheKomodo]

This isn't going to end well for me 

[Korydex]

see, this is what I find silly. You guys have put effort to improve the scheme but you never gave any serious consieration to worm select, quite frankly, you are all too comfortable with the current gimmicks.

Team17 was never about trying to gather better resources than your opponent for SD. It was about making the most pain out of whatever you managed to grab.

You turned an awesome Zerg Rush into a boring Age of Empires game between two noobs who build walls around their little city to keep their tasty 2000 berries whilst still on second age.

[ArtecTheFox]

Most of the people doesn't even know, that wkKeyRemap.dll and wkRemapKeys.dll are absolutely different moduels. wkKeyRemap.dll ( working only with 3.6.31.0 update ) created by Steps in 2013. wkRemapKeys.dll ( working only with 3.7.2.1 ) also made by Steps, but it's a new moduel. The differents between these moduels are that when u use wkKeyRemap.dll u can hold 1 space, and press second space and second space will shot rope. wkRemapKeys.dll has block. It means when you hold 1 space, and then press second space, second space will not work. But these moduels has same tapping. You can tapping same fast with wkRemapKeys.dll as with wkKeyRemap.dll. Just look at runaway ( if his video isn't montage ), sbaffo, stylez, they can tapping same fast with wkRemapKeys.dll, as I tapping with wkKeyRemap.dll. I tried Intes keychange, other keyremapping programs, wkRemapKeys.dll, wkKeyRemap.dl, all ahk scripts, and I want to say that I can't tapping fast not with wkRemapKeys.dll, not with intes keychange, not with simple ahk scripts. Because I have bad Ukrainian kbs ( maybe a fake kbs ). That's why latinos and europian and American can tapping fast (coz they has good kbs ) with Intes Keychange, wkRemapKeys.dll and other remaping programs. I tried 7 kbs ( razer arctosa included ) I can't tap even medium with Intes keychange, wkRemapKeys.dl, simpe ahk scripts. Im fring 3 years, so i know how to fr. That means that's all about what kb u use. I can tapping fast only with hard ahk scripts ( Kaleu's, smok's, booter's scripts, whatever ) and wkKeyRemap.dll. As I said before, I tried all possible remaps, and i can say that Intes keychange, simple ahk scripts, berria script, if u hold 1 space, and then press second space, in 1st press for second space, second space will not shot rope, and the other presses it will work. So it means, that, simple ahk scripts, berria's script, Intes keychange is same as wkKeyRemap.dll and hard ahk scripts ( kaleu's, booter's, smok's ). The only different is that when u use simple ahk scripts, berria script, Intes keychange, there is block for 1 press, when wkKeyRemap.dll and hard ahk scripts ( booter's, kaleu's, smok's, zippo's) hasn't any blocks. But 1 press is nothing. You can tapping same if you use any of these moduels, scripts, programs. wkRemapKeys.dll has only full block. But that is means nothing. What sense in this block, if u can tap same fast with all this programs, moduels, scripts, if you have good, not fake kb? That's why I use wkKeyRemap.dll. Because I have bad kb. Still, wkKeyRemap.dll is allowed on tus, so I can't be a cheater. In my opinion, as I said, tus should allows any remaps. Because it all is same. I agree that only legit way is spacebar. But on my spacebar are 3 keylocks, that's why I use remaped space. If you allow remaps, allow any remaps. Or forbidden every remap. I use 3.6.31.0 for PX and wkKeyRemap.dll. In my WA 3.6.31.0 are wkKeyRemap.dll, wkLobbycheating31.dll, wkAutoKeys.dll. I use wkLobbycheating31.dll and wkAutoKeys.dll only in funners, and don't respect people who use it in league games. You should allow every ahk scripts, because its all same. I wanted to put in this massage everything to make it 100% clear, but im not sure if I did it. After I explained everything, everyone who calling cheater me, stylez, sbaffo, or adun, or someone else, just f@#!ing idiots. At the end want to say, that, I don't want to read 123412124 pages of non-sense by people as HHC and Komito, which are only making words throwing. If you write, write wise.

jesus christ someone delete this

[Csongi]

+18 stuff

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[avirex`mm] ill rape ur mother
[avirex`mm] twice in the same night
[avirex`mm] and she will ask for a third
[avirex`mm] cuz she's a whore

kins> Don't let girls ruins ur tus games

[Senator]

Komodo argues every single topic the same way, brings all down to the subjective side and then just claims he's as right as you are because both of you are people and both of you are capable of having opinions.

He says it in a bunch of different ways though, language is such a tool.

This part specifically - "but only ttrr players know this feeling during a league game" Would you like to bet £1000 that is wrong?

You don't feel other peoples emotions, YOU don't decide what makes people feel that way.

For YOU it's the only scheme that makes you feel that way, i've already said BnG/Hysteria make ME feel that way, I know for a fact it makes Chelsea feel that way, and I know Sniper gets a little sensation in BnG/Hysteria too.

I've even witnessed lalo getting nervous with BnG/Hysteria when he lived with me so for him to turn round and say he doesn't, he's a liar, of course it's not as intense for him as TTRR.

For me TTRR does give me this emotion too but it's not as intense because guess what, here's the secret, it all comes down to how passionate YOU are about whatever it is you are doing.

This emotion happens across all competitive things all over the world, different people feel it differently.

Don't be so ignorant dude, it's a horrible characteristic.

And Sbaffo, that long post you said is entirely opinion based, personally it makes me sound like you surrendered to the cool kids and wanted to become one of them, with TTRR being "the cool scheme".

I done EXACTLY the same thing you explained, but with BnG, Mablak done the same thing you said, with TTRR/Intermediate/Elite.

So I must ask the question, who is right? All of us.

[WTF-8]

I've put a lot of effort into spectating games

you  spent a chunky portion of your life here hunting people to argue with

Any time someone says something you [Komo] don't like you have the urge to embarrass him and say he's a retarded that can't read, can't pay attention, has a narrow thinking, a selfish being that can't enjoy the game and whatever word you find fashionable to show your great English skills.

Download 50mb to watch video of Godmax pissing? Tus started hitting barriers on daily basis.

3. No crate positions raping - Lot's of Roper lovers suffer from said disease, from time to time. 18 yrs later, cure is yet to be found. Meanwhile, number of infected ppl growing every day. If you're starting to experience nausea and major butthurt all of a sudden, there's quite a big possibility you played a game of Roper recently.

But I would like to tell u Avi that every time i tried to join these amazing old and blabla players from w2 i got kicked

You should advice them how to treat W:A players who still want to play and learn around, ty.

Seems like they are some kind of elitist assholes even by standards of elitist assholes 

Out of these 17 games in Pro scheme, 7 of them was played from pure mockery, other 10 cause it was the only way those players would be enlisted on TUS with the word "pro" next to their name.

Your trolling is taking another level, since you've been training with taner while having poor asbest as a boxing bag!

[Hurz]

Please delete EternalWinner from Guiness World Records!!!!!
They are killing me.

How high is this dude?

I'm tall 1.81.

[Korydex]

Yep, too many threads popping up to remove hysteria in all these years, I think Hysteria had it coming for good. When people struggle to accept a scheme, there must be something wrong with it, right? Worry no more! Hysteria is now available in HAL, where it really belongs.

For those who are sad, I must say that several years anti-hysteria players tolerated this scheme, now it's your turn to cut them some slack.
Hysteria is removed as of today. Please report your future hysteria games in HAL.
or wait till tomorrow.

del ttrr!!!

nah

it was last my day in classic league.

really, it not honest, why ur del scheme, which we all played more 5 years?

why ur not del TTRR ?

rly a joke!???!?! I alrdy was uninstalling worms

I nerly commited suicide

[Korydex]

The only thing he said during this entire game was "im stoned" though xD

I miss cl2k 

If cl2k was still around I would still be good at roper and still wouldn't know what hysteria is. 

I'm a myth,  really.

See guys, w:a is dead. We feed our fun with stuff from the past. We all miss the good old days, many players tried to come back but they don't get the same passion as they used to. Totally logical. W:A is past now, FACT.

A real shame, because the game has the best web site w:a has ever had, seems like it came in in the wrong era.

Don't tell me it's me who doesn't play! I've been playing almost 6 hours a day in June and August, aliasing, (as Morph and others) joining every single host (intermediate, Moleshopper, "sbs schemes rofl" a bunch of shoppers, hosting my own games ropers etc) and I only got to play with noobs who end up quiting and maybe 5-6 cool players like Heisenberg, Alien, Dilboy, Mat27... but that's all.

What I mean is, where are those days where you could play fun games without having to SCHEDULE GAMES? EA elitist? CUPS? LOL... it's f@#!ing worms.

Yeah nobody cares but it is how I see this, what the hell are those bunch of dead people on the snoopers, miss so much the WWP days when everyone who was in the channel was actually there to play with ya! You've never seen me in wormnet through a snooper. What I see is the community got split into noobs and tus and nobody give a damn to teach noobs as to how to play ropers or ttrr's, neither elites. They're all dead schemes. It's absolutely astounding when I find out players that have been playing merely shoppers for about 2 years, lol.

Sorry for the rant, and apologies if it was posted in the wrong thread. Had to spit it out somehow and well, today was a good day. Take this as a bye post.


edit: yup, we all got old I guess...

You also have to remember the hardware we were working with back in the day.. Let's see.. when I was a hardcore wormer there was:

Napster
56k dialup
AOL 1.0
winamp
CRT monitors

So yeah, our keyboards were pretty crappy too. 3 key rule was in affect unless you had a cool "usb" keyboard.

Wow. This just brought  back way too many memories. Time to listen to the beastie boys..

[TheWalrus]

this thread is incomplete without professor addressing eS with a speech

someone post it, i cant find it

[Peja]

this thread is incomplete without professor addressing eS with a speech

someone post it, i cant find it

Ok guys, my patience is over.

Yesterday i wasted a lot of time playing hard clanners for today i open the f@#!ing tus website and i saw a lot of clanners lost.

The players here worked hardly to get the points who we are giving free for other clanners.

Much more this, also we are being insulted as pathetic clan now.

I want HF here and We are a good familly with nice ppl. But i am tired to see our clan losing by sillyness. I really dont care if we lost a clanner using good players, loses are normal in any clan.

We have wonderful players:

Chelsea, a very nice defaulter, good moderator, who the f@#! said u can play wxw? If u cut one of Scorpus's hand he can play more faster than u -.-

AsbestMisha, i dunno if u noted but its kinda hard count with u in clanners. We call u and u always says "i dont want i havent humor", or "i need warm up" or "i cant i am cold". Man, U need to participate more in our clanners. Stop with Kaleu's gaystuff. Porra what the f@#! yesterday picking BnG against roh? We havent 1 b2b player and u wanted to pick bng against a clan who has a lot of bngers! It's time to be oveja humble and pwn with ours!

Easy / Cip, very nice players in hysteria and elite, here is not HoN clan, u must play with compromise, with desire to win. Dont care about loses, just try to make ur better.

Phanton go to use a f@#!ing snopper we need u to help in clanners and we never find u.

Professor (Yes, me!) good player excellent leader but wtf fails in hysteria, U play this porra since u were masturbating in 12 years old and u lose for dC clan playigins agaist noobs rofl

Tomi, u are excellent in all, no words to u friend   

Everyone here who didnt be quoted: PORRA MAN. We are a f@#!in perfect clan, we have players incredibles, our wins against pro clans, in last playoffs, we are losing games for ouselves. We need to play with more safely, control our impulses and check if we have players enough to play the schemes.

I trust in everyone here. EVERYONE. This clan is the best clan of my life, prolly we someday will take new ways and other clans maybe not but for me I am proud to play with You.

Now, wanna make the things right. I REALLY DONT CARE IF WE LOST SOME GAME, SINCE WE PLAY WITH OUR BEST TEAM AND WITH OUR BEST DESIRE TO WIN.

I really wait u guys understand me.

Me, Uzur, Chelsea and Phanton worked hard yesterday against CF. We got 120 points in 2 wins. In 12h we lost 150 points against l3x and FUB. I want u guys HF but its not funny lost this way.

[avirex]

y0u bui boi'z are cute. Walrus, you forget bui has a forum now, dedicated to nothing but leaking fos threads? (until Phillie realized his time is better spent getting drunk, and fisting pejas sweet ass) bbbbuuuiiiiiii momma mia , where the sgettiz? 😂😂



Anyway, this was a good read 😂😂 komo said it best, this thread was not going to be good for him... when I get to a PC I'll see if I can find any good quotes to post.. I have to get in on the fun

PS: fisting pejas ass was just a joke... I think...  I <3 peja